Conan was differentThe most recent movie I saw was Conan in 3D. I only saw it in 3D cause I had some money I wanted to donate to the theater but 2D wouldnt have been much different. The movie was fairly generic swordfighting/adventure fare but was set up like a Mortal Kombat tournament. The characters would progress throughout the world towards their goal and every 20 minutes a new mini-boss would fall out of the sky and fight for a while. im not going to pretend it wasnt awesome but....i dont know. The things that stand out most in my mind two weeks later are the fact that the main girl was gorgeous and the super creepy near-incest scene between the Col. from Avatar and his daughter who can only be described as the girl from Grindhouse, dressed like Queen Amidala as a stripper, huffing spray paint. and slave girl boobs.
Bookmarks arent what they used to beI love my grandpa but he knows computers a little less than he knows rocket science (which is none at all). He surfs the Internet all day and finds a lot of cool stuff, so i told him that by bookmarking things on his computer he can save the sites and look them up again. He forgot that computers can do things and instead put tabs of masking tape all over his laptop with URLs on them. Now his computer looks like it has feathers and could probably stick to the ceiling if you threw it
An afternoon well spentYesterday my grandpa asked me to help him with his computer. He said he wanted me to help him copy something. It took me an hour and a half of me making copies for him, both paper and digital, and him telling me they werent the right documents before I realized that he was confusing the words copy and print