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25 AHC Videos!So today, I finally got my "I Demand Salary" Milestone here on the site, which is to Submit 25 Achievement Hunter Community videos. I know milestones don't mean anything, but this is one that I genuinely worked hard to get, and am very happy that I finally recieved it, as well as being 1 of 9 people to have it! Thank you to everyone who helped me get here and to everyone who watched the content that I worked hard to make! I really appreciate it I would also like to thank my mother, for giving birth to me so that I can achieve this goal.

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1 week ago  |  Comments (5)
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Car problems fixed!Thank you so much @darkonedrei for helping me out and being patient with me! As a token of my appreciation, i will happily carry your children
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MidLife Crisis..So, I believe that today, at 17 years of age, I went through a mid life crisis.....at BurgerKing....

I went out to lunch today, expecting to get my regular meal. 3 Whopper Jrs. But today, I realized that my momma gave me a wee bit extra money, and I had enough for a Whopper, Fries, O-Rings and a Small Milkshake. When the lady at the cashier called me to the counter, I started to panick for some weird reason. I then started to sweat and stutter...and my heart was beating as fast as hell...a crisis of my midlife indeed.

To make a long story short, I got a Triple BK Stacker, 2 Whopper Jrs, and a handy dandy free cup of water...but god. I hope that when I turn 50, something like that will never happen to me again...it was terrible...

So, how was your day?
2 weeks ago  |  Comments (1)
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CAR TROUBLES! HELP ME! Yesterday I was cruising around in my BRAND NEW Black 2013 Nissan Altima. My mom called me up and told me I had to pick my sister at her friends house, which was the opposite way in which I was driving, so i had to make a U-Turn. I decided, instead of getting a ticket, why not go down a side street and do a 3 point turn out of someones driveway? So I did, and while I was backing out of the drive way I FUCKING BOTTOMED OUT. I thought I lost my bumper, but instead there are HUGE, white, noticeable, scratchs on it. I panicked and could not go home last night because my mom is going to destroy my butthole.

Does anybody know what I could do to fix it? My friend (who is a car professional) told me that since im a poor bastard, I should color the scratches in with black sharpie, then go over it in black nail polish. Any other recommendations? I just need it to become less noticeable since it is under my fog lights...
3 weeks ago  |  Comments (4)
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Boston tragedy..My thoughts and prayers are going out to everybody that was effected by todays events at the Boston Marathon... If you live in the area, be safe! To the families of those who passed because of it, you are in my prayers! For those injured, we are all hoping for a quick recovery!

Be safe out there guys!

1 month ago  |  Comments (1)
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Co-CommWell, over the last couple of weeks, I have accumulated a lot of footage to make into videos for the Community channel. Im looking for some new people who would like to do some commentary with me on some of them! If you are interested, please let me know as soon as you can!

All you need is Skype, a Microphone and Audacity!

EDIT: Im available to do the recordings during the week!
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Well..Im back! I have been quite inactive for the last couple of weeks due to my popularity in the real world, but im back and sexier then ever!
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New UsernameSo i finally got my username changed to my actual name!

D00ughboy (my previous username) was a nickname i got back in like 4th grade because i was fat and loved cookies. Now that i am a skinny old man, i felt like it was time for a change and time to ditch the old nickname. I will keep my Sponsor Title as D00ughboy for a while just to clear up some possible confusion
2 months ago  |  Comments (6)
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