Adventures at the Drag Show.So... i have this friend.. and she likes to dress up as a man. Her name is Erin. Last week, she participated in a Drag Show [of Drag Kings, that is].. And i went down to cheer her on.. and of course, took a TON of pictures.
All of these pictures will be linked... as a lot of them are very big.. and Especially because a couple of them kind of epitomize "NSFW"
WARNING!!..: Some of these pictures include Partial Nudity.. If you are easily offended.. or in the presence of easily offended people.. DO NOT CLICK ON THEM.
Let's start off by saying that this even, while it was women dressing as men, was hosted by Drag QUEENS. Burly ones.
After that, i spent the night dancing at the gay club with a bunch of cross-gendering fun-loving folks... . it was entertaining.. And while i did, unfortunately, get hit on by some Big, Scary chicks... . Any night that ends in me getting candy and free alcohol, is a Total win in my opinion.
Also -- for ALL the drag show pictures, click here
SONOVABITCH.Seriously... What brand of low-life looks at a banged up 1989 Cutlass and thinks, "It can't possibly suck enough for this person to have to drive This around town .. LET ME GO AHEAD AND SMASH THE WINDOW AND JACK THE CAR STEREO!".... .. ??!?!?
What pisses me off most is that they took my favorite jacket. And i've never seen Anyone else ANYWHERE with this jacket..
So if i see a bum wandering around town wearing a Murder By Death jacket with a viking ship on it... i WILL break my hand on his face. I am Not.. by Any stretch of the imagination.. a forgiving person.
And if anyone has a car stereo or a passenger-side window that will fit in an '89 Cutlass lying around... I'm currently accepting donations.
Seriously-- Where are those obviously gigantic wolves?! i mean.. the Earth And the moon are both already in the background.. and nevermind the mountain range that the wolves are big enough to stomp like a bug.
. . ....i really have no idea where they could be.. you know, other than on a cheesy shirt sold at a gas station in a tourist-trap town.
Oh.. and by the way.. it glows in the dark.
Later, we're going to glue it together then display it on the wall in the office.
Regarding the missing piece:
[18:51] vain movement: Actually.. no.. i think the bookkeeper took it. In which case -- that is an idea, but i won't find it. [18:51] CloudMX : Balls to that. :-( [18:51] vain movement: i'll break her face [18:52] CloudMX : With great fury! [18:53] vain movement: and prejudice [18:53] CloudMX : A sound plan. [18:55] vain movement: indeed
disclaimer: some screen names have been changed to protect the angry
[by the way, i run the office of a delivery company]
[20:43] ad_713: See -- what ha' happened was.. [20:44] ad_713: I gave Asa that super easy Rosettas order to Elizabeth place [it's Maybe 2 or 3 blocks away].. and we were joking when i gave it to him.. i told him it was a super easy order and he's like "i'm munnah fuck it up somehow".. [20:45] ad_713: Yeah.. [20:45] ad_713: He locked his keys and his cell phone in his car.. [20:45] robert_elzey2012: thats awesome [20:45] robert_elzey2012: haahha [20:46] ad_713: haha.. i know.. and what's even better is that it's not even His car.. it's his girlfriend's car.. and she has a spare key, but since he has her car.. she can't bring it to him.. [20:46] robert_elzey2012: it keeps getting better [20:46] robert_elzey2012: i locked myself out of the car friday when i was at the DMV...but ive learned from my mistakes...i keep a spare in the wallet [20:47] ad_713: if it was his truck, there's a spare key in his tool box.. [20:47] robert_elzey2012: nice [20:49] ad_713: what else makes me giggle is that i'm sure Kate [his girlfriend] has access to his truck at the moment.. but she's a woman.. so i doubt she can drive a stick