My Car is a Pimp.I drive a REALLY beat up old car... i mean.. Reeaaallly beat up old car see for yourself [it's the one on the right.. . ].. I got it for free a few years ago, and i have every intention of driving the beast into the ground. She's such a big, beastly old car, that she came with the name "Bessie."
But that busted old Cutlass sure gets a lot of presents.. .
Last week, someone left a little purple rubber lizard on the windshield.. which i really wish i could find right now to take a picture of.. because he was such a cool little guy.. but i'm a jerk, and i've lost him already.
Either way, the car gets a lot of gifts.. mostly jesus pamphlets, random notes, random plastic toys, and stickers.. like this one:
[the one that says "Everything Will Be Ok," not the NIN or Batman one.. those are my doing.. ]
Last night took the cake, though... . My car received a big, giant bag of gummi bears with a little note that said "yay for gummi bears!!!" here is a picture of the gift:
I'm not sure who left it there.. I thought it might have been my boss, because it looks like his handwriting, but he swears it wasn't..
And how my car can go from getting broken into and violated to receiving random CANDY on the Same, Exact street within 'bout a week and a half of each other is beyond me... .
Are You Afraid of the Dark?No no.. not the "Midnight Society"... although.. that Was a pretty cool show for being a kids' show... .. in fact, Nickelodeon used to have a lot of cool shows.. what the hell happened?
Let me just mention that 3am in late October is the WORST possible time for All the power on one of the biggest streets in town to go out... . .
Suddenly, without warning -- it was pitch black in my apartment.. not even street lights to shine in.. in an apartment FULL of creepy fucking Halloween decorations. My immediate thought was, "Oh no! I'm in a horror film! Where's the killer... . . . Where is Kevin Bacon to save me?!!"
Although.. i will say that walking outside without all the city lights to drown the sky, looking up at the accentuated stars was kind of breathtaking.... .. .
Adventures at the Drag Show.So... i have this friend.. and she likes to dress up as a man. Her name is Erin. Last week, she participated in a Drag Show [of Drag Kings, that is].. And i went down to cheer her on.. and of course, took a TON of pictures.
All of these pictures will be linked... as a lot of them are very big.. and Especially because a couple of them kind of epitomize "NSFW"
WARNING!!..: Some of these pictures include Partial Nudity.. If you are easily offended.. or in the presence of easily offended people.. DO NOT CLICK ON THEM.
Let's start off by saying that this even, while it was women dressing as men, was hosted by Drag QUEENS. Burly ones.
After that, i spent the night dancing at the gay club with a bunch of cross-gendering fun-loving folks... . it was entertaining.. And while i did, unfortunately, get hit on by some Big, Scary chicks... . Any night that ends in me getting candy and free alcohol, is a Total win in my opinion.
Also -- for ALL the drag show pictures, click here
SONOVABITCH.Seriously... What brand of low-life looks at a banged up 1989 Cutlass and thinks, "It can't possibly suck enough for this person to have to drive This around town .. LET ME GO AHEAD AND SMASH THE WINDOW AND JACK THE CAR STEREO!".... .. ??!?!?
What pisses me off most is that they took my favorite jacket. And i've never seen Anyone else ANYWHERE with this jacket..
So if i see a bum wandering around town wearing a Murder By Death jacket with a viking ship on it... i WILL break my hand on his face. I am Not.. by Any stretch of the imagination.. a forgiving person.
And if anyone has a car stereo or a passenger-side window that will fit in an '89 Cutlass lying around... I'm currently accepting donations.
Seriously-- Where are those obviously gigantic wolves?! i mean.. the Earth And the moon are both already in the background.. and nevermind the mountain range that the wolves are big enough to stomp like a bug.
. . ....i really have no idea where they could be.. you know, other than on a cheesy shirt sold at a gas station in a tourist-trap town.
Oh.. and by the way.. it glows in the dark.
Later, we're going to glue it together then display it on the wall in the office.
Regarding the missing piece:
[18:51] vain movement: Actually.. no.. i think the bookkeeper took it. In which case -- that is an idea, but i won't find it. [18:51] CloudMX : Balls to that. :-( [18:51] vain movement: i'll break her face [18:52] CloudMX : With great fury! [18:53] vain movement: and prejudice [18:53] CloudMX : A sound plan. [18:55] vain movement: indeed
disclaimer: some screen names have been changed to protect the angry