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Ugliest Puzzle EVER Made.One of the drivers at work and i were bored.. so we got a jigsaw puzzle... . . .



Seriously-- Where are those obviously gigantic wolves?! i mean.. the Earth And the moon are both already in the background.. and nevermind the mountain range that the wolves are big enough to stomp like a bug.

. . ....i really have no idea where they could be.. you know, other than on a cheesy shirt sold at a gas station in a tourist-trap town.

Oh.. and by the way.. it glows in the dark.

Later, we're going to glue it together then display it on the wall in the office.

Edit:

Regarding the missing piece:

[18:51] vain movement: Actually.. no.. i think the bookkeeper took it. In which case -- that is an idea, but i won't find it.
[18:51] CloudMX : Balls to that. :-(
[18:51] vain movement: i'll break her face
[18:52] CloudMX : With great fury!
[18:53] vain movement: and prejudice
[18:53] CloudMX : A sound plan.
[18:55] vain movement: indeed

disclaimer: some screen names have been changed to protect the angry
6 years ago  |  Comments (21)  |  - 1 Noob
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Underrated Badass of the WeekGambit... . -totally- .. Gambit.

6 years ago  |  Comments (17)  |  - 1 Noob
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My job isn't exactly exciting.. .. but some things make me laugh.... .

[by the way, i run the office of a delivery company]

[20:43] ad_713: See -- what ha' happened was..
[20:44] ad_713: I gave Asa that super easy Rosettas order to Elizabeth place [it's Maybe 2 or 3 blocks away].. and we were joking when i gave it to him.. i told him it was a super easy order and he's like "i'm munnah fuck it up somehow"..
[20:45] ad_713: Yeah..
[20:45] ad_713: He locked his keys and his cell phone in his car..
[20:45] robert_elzey2012: thats awesome
[20:45] robert_elzey2012: haahha
[20:46] ad_713: haha.. i know.. and what's even better is that it's not even His car.. it's his girlfriend's car.. and she has a spare key, but since he has her car.. she can't bring it to him..
[20:46] robert_elzey2012: it keeps getting better
[20:46] robert_elzey2012: i locked myself out of the car friday when i was at the DMV...but ive learned from my mistakes...i keep a spare in the wallet
[20:47] ad_713: if it was his truck, there's a spare key in his tool box..
[20:47] robert_elzey2012: nice
[20:49] ad_713: what else makes me giggle is that i'm sure Kate [his girlfriend] has access to his truck at the moment.. but she's a woman.. so i doubt she can drive a stick

EDIT:

i was right about that last part.
6 years ago  |  Comments (9)  |  + 3 Funny
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Fairytales are Fun.This is totally just because Kyle posted "Red Hot Riding Hood" a while back:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yok8UJJzqk

Tex Avery, you may be dead.. but i still love you.

EDIT EDIT EDIT!!

The "Of Tomorrow" series:

Farm of Tomorrow..

TV of Tomorrow..

House of Tomorrow..

Car of Tomorrow..
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i wonder.... . . . exactly what it would feel like... . to have a defibrillator used on me... .

Someone make me go into cardiac arrest.. i'm curious.



And other than morbid curiosity.. here's a very brief update on the world of Jackie:

I keep tearing down friendships right and left.. but my tolerance for stupidity and inconsideration has gone down drastically in the past couple of weeks..

in about a week and a half, i'll be going to my boss' wedding.. . my boss is pretty neat, but for some reason -- it just feels odd to be going to his wedding.. . The next day is the baby shower for the pregnant friend of mine whose child i made the quilt for.. . That should be entertaining.. .

My current roommate has pretty well reaffirmed the idea that i should not live with other people. .....or cats.

As for art-related stuffs.. my friend, Erin, and i are working on a film about Dinosaurs.. [which means we will get to build a giant T-Rex foot out of papier mache that will be about 5 or 6 feet high].. and my best-friend-guy is bringing me his new drumset piece by piece to draw on.. .

woo.

...And how was Your day, darling?
6 years ago  |  Comments (21)  |  + 0 Cool
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Eh. Hey.

So it seems i spent most of yesterday completely inadvertently burning some bridges.. i'm not entirely sure how i managed it.. . But oh well... Though -- there's one bridge i definitely put a flame to, but i'm not quite sure if it actually caught fire or not.. . i actually don't want to burn that bridge [yeah.. that's a very Slight tinge of regret there].. But what can i say.. i'm just Not a morning person.

Enough with the clichéd metaphors.

On a separate note.. one of my favorite friends is pregnant... So i made her a quilt :



And what's even better is that most of the time i was making the quilt, i was baking too.. i think i'm ready to be a housewife. Ha!
6 years ago  |  Comments (20)  |  + 299 Cool
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Chronicles of a Lazy PersonI complain a lot.. .

i mean... . a lot.. Though, in my defense.. it's really more that i talk a lot.. and in a world full of annoyances, complaints are bound to happen.

However, this is not about that.

This is about my Monday.

Monday i got to sleep til 2pm. Which was GLORIOUS.
Then when i finally did decide to crawl out of bed, there was a note from my roommate saying she was camping all day and night.. House to myself? Score.

So i decide to go get more black paint.. [i'd been working on a painting and ran out of black paint].. and some project-specific brushes..

On my way out to my car.. i was greatly bothered by the fact that i had to walk through a bunch of grass [i'm allergic to grass].. but when i sat down in my car, and turned it on -- Elvis started singing that he wanted to be my Teddy Bear.. Then, with my car door still open, i glance at the ground and immediately spot a 4-leaf clover.. which i put on my visor.. see:



Mission of getting art supplies: Accomplished.
Mission of getting hit on by really cute, tattooed guy in art store: Accomplished. [too bad i'm Asexual]
Mission of finishing painting: Accomplished.

The rest of my evening was spent hanging out with a couple of friends i hadn't seen in a very long time.. reminiscing of 'old times' and making sexist jokes against my own sex... it was wonderful.

I also learned that my birthday is Still not over.. as i still have at least 3 accounts of belated birthday joy coming my way.

Fun times. Thought i'd share.

And one more thing.. .

Willem Dafoe is fucking MAJESTIC:

6 years ago  |  Comments (20)  |  - 1 Noob
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