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jackie Forum Mod
jackie Forum Mod
Jeez.Some people don't know when to STFU.
5 years ago  |  Comments (10)  |  - 1 Noob
jackie Forum Mod
Hey You.Yeeeaaaahhh..... . . You.

the one that cut me off so closely in traffic not realizing how fragile your fiberglass car is.. You, who proceeded to swerve in and out of traffic -- not because it was going at an indesirable pace, but only because you obviously think your car is better than any of the others that were on the road...

It's okay.. we're all Very proud of you and your Hybrid vehicle.. we're all grateful for what you do for us..

. . ...and thank you.. your Greenlife/Local Foods sticker plastered on your bumper shows me that you go out of your way to support environmental causes and bonds in community.. i had plenty of time to check it out when you were struggling to reverse your car out of that parking space in the WalMart parking lot.. holding up the flow of traffic for all of us.. . i'm glad that you advocate the life that makes you look caring and concerned while living the one you denounce.. . .

just that 2 and a half minutes of interaction with you on the roadways was enough for me to get a general idea.. ..

. . . . . . . . .....You hypocritical, self-centered, yuppie Fuck.
5 years ago  |  Comments (10)  |  - 1 Noob
jackie Forum Mod
Bah.Where's my cloak of invisibility.
5 years ago  |  Comments (8)  |  - 1 Noob
jackie Forum Mod
Fun Times. A couple of things... .

First of all -- this is a VERY common [like 4+ times a week] occurance in the city i live in:


[inspired, Ryan?]

And also -- i'ma go see the Faint tonight! Woo!!

Don't know who they are? .. Figure it out..

and then once you know -- go here.. : www.dropkickthefaint.com

[they have this song called 'dropkick the punks'.. and this is a game where you're a street punk dropkicking the faint off the stage -- it's all kinds of fun!]

.......And don't forget to make me a Robot!

Later, kids.
5 years ago  |  Comments (7)  |  - 1 Noob
jackie Forum Mod
Snnnnaaaaapple.My Snapple bottle cap reads:

"The Statue of Liberty features 7 points in her crown - one for each of the continents."

Yeah.

How much do you want to bet that guy that designed the statue of liberty put that many points there simply because it fit with the design of the statue and looked nice... . and then all these bastards looking for more meaning and reason behind the superfluous details of life decided "it must be because of the continents!!" [Yeah, Because Antarctica Reeeeaaaallly matters... Psh.]

"Tiger gotta hunt. Bird gotta fly.
Man gotta sit and wonder why, why, why.
Tiger gotta sleep. Bird gotta land.
Man gotta tell himself he understand."
--Bokonon

[Bokonon is a fictional character in Kurt Vonnegut Jr's book 'Cat's Cradle' who made up a religion (Bokononism) so that the people of his country would feel better about their lives.]

Also -- Don't forget about The 75-point contest!
5 years ago  |  Comments (9)  |  + 1 Funny
jackie Forum Mod
Mod Point Contest?YEAH! Let's have.... a 75-point Contest!

Your Mission:

Make me a robot.

Make a Robot Jackie .. i don't care what medium you use.. MS Paint.. Photoshop.. Construction Paper.. whatever..

extra points for creativity.

Your Deadline:

June 3rd.

that gives you two weeks.. get on it.

Post what you've got here.. send it to me in a message, or email it to me: image.deleted@gmail.com

have fun!

6 years ago  |  Comments (6)  |  - 1 Noob
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