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soooo...
one minute our balcony is empty. the next minute there is a man with a ladder. wtf. he is doing maintainence on our patio. our second-floor patio. my roommates considered watching tv in our underwear to scare him off but settled for clerks uncensored and star wars electronic talking battleship instead. morning well spent.
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so excited
for this.
LINKED MEDIA
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a question arises
how do you document real life when real life's getting more like fiction each day?
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oh, btw
i'm back in school again. assistant stage managing a mainstage NAU production. i also haven't pooped yet today, and this slightly concerns me. film at eleven.
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employees can be morons as well
the other day i pulled the short straw at work and had to go push carts for the day. joy. on my way outside, i'm stopped by a manager who asks me to re-train a co-worker because he isn't doing his job properly.
...how do you push carts wrong? it's a fairly straightforward job. not to mention the fact that this person has worked here about six months longer than i have, and pushes carts most of the time anyway. i'm surprised he remembers how to breathe.
while outside, a customer stopped me and pointed to our garden center and asked if that was a grocery store. i didn't even dignify them with a response; i merely gestured to the Basha's behind me and walked away.
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in which i share a tale of idocy
woman walks up to me today with a laptop and a power cable, nothing more. says she needs a refund because it stopped working. i ask if she has a receipt, but of course she doesn't. she purchased it online six months ago. i inform her of the obvious: NO, gesturing behind me to the return policy printed in six inch tall letters, YOU HAVE TO CONTACT THE MANUFACTURER. she gives me the finger and tells me that she hopes we go out of business. i smile and inform her that i hope her day goes just as great as it has been so far.
maybe she shouldn't have bought a dell inspiron, but that's just my thought.
PS - how can one seriously hope that wal-mart will go out of business? go back to your rock you stupid fuck.
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in which i announce my lack of activity
the site looks different. i am afraid of change. oh, and i work at wal mart now. oh the stories this place is giving me . . . i had a lady return some perfume, saying only that it was "too oriental." assuming she didn't like the scent, i processed the return, noticing that the perfume had never been opened. she said "i saw on the label that it was oriental and i don't support those people."
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yes, ma'am.
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apartment
i have one now.
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