Two Words: Zombie FishI felt I was obligated to write a small review on Undead because I can't get it out of my head. It has to be one of the worst zombie films I've ever seen, thats not to say it isn't worth seeing.
Meteorites rain down from the sky on the little town of Berkeley and those who are hit are suddenly turned into brain-eating freaks. The heros include a beauty queen, a weirdo survivalist, a couple who are soon expecting a baby, and two well trained police officers who die way later than they should've. When they do try to escape the town infested with the undead, they find themselves blocked by an enormous wall.
There's many other strange parts I haven't mentioned, like constant acid rain, the hooded aliens, and how every zombie(including the fish) makes pig screaming noises. Negadeth reminded me of the 3 barreled shotgun, looks cool, but in reality it just wastes shotgun shells. You also get to see the weirdo survivalist's beautiful ass.
Although overall it was a bad film, I recommend any zombie fan go see this with some friends.
On an unrelated note, I'm sick, again. I find myself every other week spilling all of my internal organs in the toilet. I've been missing a lot of school, but at least I still have Buffy.
Aqua man?For the next month, Oct. 7-Nov .7, I'll be drinking no other liquids but water. If I succeed in this attempt I will go on a crazy mod point give away. I have 195 saved up now, and I plan on distributing more than half of it(if not almost all of it).
If anyones interested in placing bets(mod points) on whether I fail this mission I'll be happy to participate. And blank would rat me out in a heartbeat if I drank Pepsi at school, so wish me luck.
EDIT UNO On an unrelated note,
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
I think that's crap.
DAY 2 I've never seen so many Pepsi products in my life, I don't think I'm gonna let it. I think I'm just going crazy.
EDIT TOO I got Joel's award, wasn't from ass kissing this time. I think I posted in his thread and he liked my comment or profile or something.
What's been your favorite movie scene?Up until today, I'd probably pick something lame like Luke finding out Vaders his father. But after watching Evil Dead II, I believe the greatest scene of all time would be when Ash goes to the shed and bolts the chainsaw to where his hand once was, then saws the top half of the shotgun off, spins it around and placed smoothly on the holder on his back. The camera does a close up and you're on the edge of your seat for the punchline. Out of all the things in the world you'd expect him to say, "Lets kick some ass", or "Its go time", he says "Groovy". How fucking incredible is that.
If you know me personally, you probably that when I get into something(Buffy, Bruce Lee, Cowboy Bebop...), the only way to get it out of my system is to make it an art. So in my art class we're drawing 3D shapes with chalk. Picture this, shapes falling from the sky into a bowl, Bruce Campbell towers over the bowl drinking it from a straw. A chainsaw is slightly seen behind the bowl, and a shotgun is held in his other hand. In the bowl is also alphebet soup, letters are everywhere but you can see the letters spell GROOVY.
I'll show you guys the finished product by next week.
You've got to be kidding me Look, he can tell me how much better Fantastic Four is than Spiderman, because you know Jessica Alba's just such a great superhero, he can continue doing his anti hurricane relief's, he can make fun of my whole family and tell me how much fun he has with my mom, he can even make fun of my religion.
But if he even thinks about saying THAT about Bruce Campbell again I swear on the metal thread that I will modbomb him til he cries. Unfortionately thats all I can do from this standpoint. I guess it doesn't matter though, he'll be burning in hell forever for saying that.
Back to Fantastic Four, it wasn't accurate at all, Doom was pretty cool I guess, but thats it. Now that I look back the movie was kind of emo. I won't even go into it.
Spiderman > Fantastic Four.
I'm a nice guy, I'll let it slide. Although I shouldn't, he probably doesn't even know who Bruce Campbell is. Bruce Campbell > Everything.