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Question.What good is all the fame if you ain't fuckin' the models?
7 months ago  |  Comments (2)  |  + 12 Funny
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Packing for RvBTOIt's fitting... right... NOW.

(no it's not)
9 months ago  |  Comments (4)  |  + 10 Cool
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RvBTOWho's going? How are you getting there? Where are you staying?
11 months ago  |  Comments (8)  |  + 2 Cool
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Nerds.My brother, sister-in-law and I are sitting in a dark living room playing Words With Friends against each other on our phones/computers and discussing our best plays and funniest words.
1 year ago  |  Comments (7)  |  + 13 Funny
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Hey there pretty people.You're looking pretty today.

Also, just unrelated, you should vote for my cousin's band in The Deli LA's Emerging Artists of 2011 thing.

Here's the link, vote for Sue Scrofa.

Also. www.suescrofa.com if you want to actually listen to them first.

Lookin' so pretty.
1 year ago  |  Comments (10)  |  + 15 Cool
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I have never seen a gif so accurately...describe how I feel almost all of the time.

1 year ago  |  Comments (9)  |  + 30 Funny
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So my two year old niece wants candy...We don't have any candy, but I offer her a marshmallow. Unacceptable. I tell her to show me where she thinks we have candy. She goes to this jar we keep fortune cookies, packets of soy sauce and stuff you get from Chinese take-out in, and says candy. My mom tries to give her a fortune cookie, but no, she wants soy sauce. My mom and I are pretty fed up with her talking about candy so screw it, we empty the packet into her sippy cup.

SHE DRANK IT.
1 year ago  |  Comments (10)  |  + 21 Funny
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