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So... i havent been on here in a while..
Lizzy and I spent the night together last night. We drank... but lets just say lizzy had a little too much... I had a feeling she wouldn't remember (and that I might not either), so before i fell asleep I wrote her this email.
In case you don't remember tonight (and I doubt you will), I've prepared an email recap of the evening!
Civeche
Sangria
Home
Coldplay, inspiring conversation. Talk about dads, family. Tears and laughs are had by all.
Neighbors invite us up. We decline.
We dance naked on your balcony.
Neighbors invite us up.
We join upstairs neighbor as she proceeds to smoke all over us and convey how we're corporate slaves and it's all a consperiacy. I should quit my job with AT&T because they screwed her over. And the path of no life accomplishment, bad hygine, blaming verything wrong in life on "the system" and smoking pot to really grasp the deeper meaning is so much better. And apparently the movie Sicko explains it all.
I leave. Neighbor followsand smokes in your living room
Drive you past 3 CVS till we find one open to nurse your already fast approaching hangover. (it's 4am about now)
Go to mcdonaldS. Get told they only can take cash and serve breakfast.
Come home. Explain on the drive home we already went to mcdonalds you didn't believe me. I'm not sure you do now
Give you house keys. You lose house keys in moments only to find them in your hand.
Come home. You opened your tylonal then lost it and insisted I had taken it from you. And the tore open box it came in I tore open.
You notice the catfood dish is over flowing. Insist you did not feed Benny that much food and thAt I obviously want him dead.
You call me a liar. You tell me you cannot be friends with liars. Tell me the queso dip tastes like ogre semen but it tastes good.
After your fourth attempt at texting brent I take yoir phones battery and hide it(in the optomus prime helmet in the living room). You are not pleased.
You try to throw up and come to bed after nothing comes up.
I decide to write you this email.
End.
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Who hates working on Sundays?
Josie hates working on sundays!
Here I stand, at my terminal, bored out of my mind. So bored, I updated my profile for the first time in like 2 years?
Maybe I'm the only on here who thinks this, but RvB needs an iPhone widget?
I think... I'm gonna leave early.
Peace bitches.
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Long time no see.
I'm sitting here next to lizzy, she just got her new computer. We're listening to A Perfect Circle, chilling out.
I just read an email from Dinin, about seeing someone for the first time in a long while, when things have changed, and how it makes you feel.
Which is ironic considering everything going on. The past 6 months have just been rather surreal. And now seeing people i haven't had much contact with in this time... It's like i've stepped back for years, not months.
I realize how different a person I am, since a year ago today. Things I miss and wish i had, things i'm happy i've gained, things I never knew to be afraid of i now fear so terribly. New pain, new happiness. Goals I completed, and new ones I never thought I would have.
Anyway, enough of the emotional stuff.
Things just keep friggin changing here. There's so many RVB episodes i should catch up on, but i dont remember alot of wahts going on, so I should really just start over. Sigh.
..... There are a ton of alerts from you guys, why dont you give me a quick run down of whats been going on with you in this time?
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Site redesign looks nice
It's totally starting to look like a myspace/red vs blue hybrid now.
What's new with everyone?
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So I have an OB/GYN appointment tomorrow
[15:18] Josie: im nervous about the doctor
[15:18] Josie: what do they do to you
[15:21] Liz: why are you scared/
[15:21] Liz: first time?
[15:21] Josie: yeah
[15:21] Liz: im not gonna lie
[15:22] Josie: its a female doctor thank god
[15:22] Liz: its very uncomfortable
[15:22] Josie: haha i can only imagine
[15:22] Liz: they make you get naked and put on a paper towel
[15:22] Liz: and then you lie down, they feel up your boobies(breast exam)
[15:22] Liz: then they deflower you with a cold metal instrument
[15:22] Liz: they ask you personal question then bing bang boom its over
[15:23] Josie: .......
[15:23] Liz: and btw, KY jelly doesnt rub in....so clean up afterwards
[15:23] Josie: *stares wide eyed and jaw opened at the monitor*
[15:23] Liz: This has been an exerpt from Your body and you narrated by Liz Evans
[15:23] Josie: HAHAHAHAHA..... red vs blue journal *cuts and pastes*
So yeah that's what I get to do tomorrow.
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guess who's syncing her new iPhone?
This girl!
Honestly, this sold me.
So i'm putting all my music on it as we speak, eeee i'm so excited. And I used to hate these things, go figure.
Dinner with liz tonight. It was fun.
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So...
I'm so back on my 80's music kick. I'm remembering a bunch of songs at a time to redownload and this morning i remembered a bunch of 80's stuff I had. Something like 60% of my music was from the 80's or 70's. The rest was from the 90's and the....00's?
No more timing each tear that falls from my eyes.
I'm not hiding the remedy to cure this old heart of mine...
I can dream about you! If I can't hold you tonight!
I can dream about you! You know how to hold me just right.
Anyway, tell me if this isn't the cutest thing you've ever seen. I'm just gonna be honest, I totally cried like a spanked baby when I watched it.
i got the most badass boots. I've never spent this much on any piece of clothing. 110, with a 10% discount from my job. oi.
They're so awesome, tho. I wore them tonight and got a ton of compliments on them.
So what's the most you've ever spent on a piece of clothing?
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Meaningful
The last journal had probably my favorite set of comments ever. Thanks. If you missed it, go back and comment on it.
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I am bloggin today from my work. I am standing at my work station typing, walking people in the mall walk past me, as I stand here, in my AT&T shirt, and my tricked out name tag.
We have 12 live demo phones. Meaning you can make phone calls from them...Well someone must've called someone else fromt hem repeatedly, because this afternoon at work this same number called about 3 times. Finally... my crazy coworker Kasem picks up
*puts on his sexy girl voice*
Kasem: Hi
Girl: hey, why do you keep calling me?
Kasem: You're calling me.
Girl: Why do you keep calling Missouri?
Kasem: Missouri, where's that?
Girl: It's in the center of the united states.
Kasem: I thought Kansas was...
Girl: Well, Kansas touches missouri.
Kasem: That's hot.
She got angry and hung up. I laughed for like 20 straight minutes.
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