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good timeswell its another day at work and so much fun.
6 years ago  |  Comments (0)
CRAZeDMONKeY
wooot go new fone gowell i got a new fone the MOTO Q! so now i can be online all the time woot go team go and by team i mean blue team
6 years ago  |  Comments (0)
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a side notewow im suprised on how much i type in in like 10 mins. i was like wholy crap. i mean i have only beentyping that last one in 10 mins i keeped getting intruped. so it was really about 45 mins. but any who.
7 years ago  |  Comments (0)
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part 6Part 6 the fame and glory of everything.

Well so as i am going threw having my meds and pain killers handed to me and out the door they kicked me. I had a lot of friends that i made at this hospital. the cute nurses and the old ones as well. pluse the doctors and like everyone i ever meet there they all were sad to see me leave. which i felt vary hounerd about. We laughed and played and sang... well not the sang and played but we did have a good laugh and imade the best of what was going on. with all the craping of the pants evertime i sat up and the barfing. they were there for it all.

so they send me on my way as i am being pushed down the street all the lovly ladys that work there are going blowing kisses at me and say how much they would miss me. so then we are on our way home and mom stops to get me something to eat and drink so i order and i had to take a piss so bad half way home. so what do we do cause it still hurst really bad to do anything even with pain meds. we pull over and i finish drinking whats in my cup. and Go and go now mind you this is a 32oz cup i almost over flow the thing. i was like wholy cow mom i think something is wrong with me. she goes well IVs will do that to you. so we get home and everything is starting to fell better. im able to get up and move around with out much help and i have friends and famiely come over and then i can fianly get those damn cathaders out of my side and upper but area. so we go in to get those out and it only took like 10 mins and everything was done. it was the weirdest feeling in the world. its kinda like what you would think it would be like to have magets crawling under your skin. so we have this thing removed and i can finaly start work again.

part 7 the real work.

so i go in and start work cause i was feeling ok to start. so i took it slow only a few hours at a time and then i finaly worked my way back up to normal. now then just to let you know i have basicly lost my truck at this point and my cell phone cause i wasnt able to make the payments for being out of work for just over a month. so i try and try to get these things that i worked so hard to have in my like back. but worst came to worst and i fianly was fired. but before i go on telling you about this i will tell you about some other stuff. i was suposed to have my apendix remove in sempember and when i finaly got out of the hospital was the middle of july. so i had like 2 months before i could get it out. which sucked but kind of nice. so as the day was aproching for the surgry i was fine. it wasnt untill the day i was on the bed and they give you that feel good med. whcih you do unless you are me and react to everything and get super paranoid. so i freak out and of corse the room filled and i just worse (i dont rememeber any of this this is what my mom told me) and so finaly mom settled me down and i passed out (they gave me 3 times the normal for the feel good meds.) so i pass out and i remeber waking up as they are getting me moved over and they asked me to move and i was thinking i did but i never actualy did they had to move everything for moe cause i was so out of it. so any ways they dr said that they are still preping everything and that they were going to be about 5 mins before they start the sleepy meds and so i said ok and passed out cause i was so tired and relaxed that i didnt need it. they also violated me... they went in and shoved up cathader up my pee pee. which i found out later trying to pee it hurt really bad. so as i am waking up i wake up to someone barfing so i pass out cause i owuld of started myself. i get back to the the prep room. and i was out untill 9am that night (i went in at 1:30) so we leave at around 9:30 everything went fine from what i was told. i still ave a problem not being able to crap untill i have to go so bad that im practicly craping my pants but im getting abetter at being able to tell now. i also have been getting sick faster as to date this is the 3rd time that i have had a cold. sorry again i have to go. TBC
7 years ago  |  Comments (2)
CRAZeDMONKeY
Part 5 part 5 the pain within.

So this drink that they made me drink was a really nast lemonade and i HAD to down it. so i finish it not within the time limit. they said i had to drink all 3 HUGE cups in like 30 mins. It took me somthing like an hour cause i coluldnt throw up any of it. but they had the CT room for only a seritan amout of time. but any who i drank it and went in for the CT scan. Now with the pain in my stupic i couldnt lay flat cause it hurt to much so i had to either have my legs bent or my back. cause i couldnt have my upper body bent let alone moving i had have the legs bent which still hurt really bad. well they told me that i might get a metalic tast in my mouth wich i never did which was really nice. but i did fell the iodine go threw out my body. which is a weird an fun feeling cause you can feel how fast you blood really moves, and i will really tell you that its smoking fast. so then they find out for sure that there isnt much left of the good ol apendix. so they said that they still need to remove whats left so it doenst get infected. but there is just so much infection that they couldnt do anything untill it went down or away. so what they do is put in a cathider to the infection site. which hurt really really badly. they stuck a nedile in my side and put in the cathader. which didnt hurt to much cause i was hyped up on pain killers and they numbed me. so they told me that they took out 2.5 of suringes. which they said was about the same a pop can and a half of infection. now with this cathader that they put in it had to be cleaned out about 3 times a day which was painful and time consuming. which i didnt mind the pain it was the time. they had to suck out as much as they could. so they would shoot up some seling into the tub that would then do something and then they would suck it out. which it was really nasty. well i finaly was starting to feel better. i mean i could kinda walk. i had to do some basic physical therapy, just walking around pretty much. i lost 60 lbs while there and i have keeped most of it off. there were some really cut nurses there. so that was really fun tho flirt with them. you wanna know the funny thing is i was 20 years old in the childerns ward. lol i had to be older then 21 to get into the adult one. but i wanna stay under that for ever if i keep going back to the hospital with all the cute girls. but anywho i have to get oging so i will contuine this. i said that i would add some so i did. tbc
7 years ago  |  Comments (2)
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BobIm hoping to be able to continue more tonight. i have a feeling that it will be a good night to add. so everyone that is reading keep watching and you will get what you want.
7 years ago  |  Comments (1)
CRAZeDMONKeY
to answer bobwell i have limited time at work to do this and not much time during the day (bros and sister is on the pc all the time) also am to tired after work to update so i usaly do this when i can. so then i have 20 mins before i have to leave i will try and get some more done.

part 3 con.

so i get there and they put me in a wheel chair and i sit and sit and sit some more. i fill out all of the paper work that i wanted to and had mom and dad do the rest. so i get that all taken care of and they put me in one of the nice triple rooms where you can hear the guy next to you going " ARRRRHHHHHHHHHHH UG UG!" like a little girl. then again i didnt know what was wrong with him or what was going on. see its sucks having ADD cause i dont do well with concentraitng so the doc keped going are you with me. and im like yeah half hearted. so they ask there question and they get the answers. alls i wanted to do was sleep off the pain. but nope they have you rool over and stick a finger up your pooper. so as i am laying on my left side with a lady half way up my ass i stop and think "is all this really worth living for? i mean sure oyu will have to get a job and what not and keep living on you life with friends that you kinda like and family that seems to be out there to get you." then she pulled out. and it felt like i had to take the worlds bigest crap. and as my mom told me she used a lot of lub. which to me means she followed the back of a shampoo bottol, "use about the size of a dime". so as they want me to sit back down on the butt they just shoved up, what seems to be about a size 13 foot up my ass. just to me didnt seem all that confy. so as i ask for more pain meds they give them and i am slightly relaxed but the thought of never being able to hold my BMs ever again cause they tore something that should of been good fro holding it in is now to big.

part 4 the best part of waking up....
so then i pass out cause of all the pain and pain meds they gave me which in turn made me sleepy. so i fall asleep and mom and dad keep waking me up which i had a hard time staying away for. so the nurse finaly said we will let him sleep and only wake him if i we need him. i heard that part cause i was like "YES! i can sleep". so they wake me up and i go "where am i?" and then it sinks in oh my goodness im on my death bed. so what do you do? you try and sleep some more. well they bring in this huge thing that i think in some lemonade which i was all over for drinking cause i haven had anything to drink since th night before. so i chug the first cup and almost spit out the end of it. what was it you might ask. it was.... tbc
7 years ago  |  Comments (1)
CRAZeDMONKeY
ah the good ol lunch breakso then i am on my Luch break and I am gunna try and get some more one here. so i left off with the poak poak ow ow ect.

part 3 the real pain begins

So as i am sitting there in the office geting poked and what not being done. so what happends next? well they say that its an emergincy. i was like WHAT?!?! so they said that i need sugary like stat. so then they get things in motion for getting me on that choping block. but things come up. that guy that puts you asleep doesnt want to do it he doesnt feel confy doing it. cause im a bigger guy. so i have to go to a bigger city. so i was suposed to be there with in the hour but my mom thought i should have cloths and what not. so we are finaly on the way after a quick stop and by quick i mean 2 hours. and by stop i mean i took a nap. well we are finaly on our way to the "big" city, or so i thought. nope one stop to McDonlads for mom to get food. which was totaly unfair cause i havent hand anything to drink since the night before. and i couldnt drink anything incase they had to cut me open. well we get there and i had to walk as much pain as it was i had to. i have to agian sorry
7 years ago  |  Comments (1)
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