Plum Tired.Mm..plums.

Anyways.

Im on winter break, Christmas is two days away, I've only bought presents for three people (Out of 15) and I'm out of money.

Solution?

No, I tryed robbing a bank and landed my ass in jail for 16 hours.
No, I tryed putting a gun to my grandmas head and asking her for my savings bonds early. She died.
I already tryed going after the president and stealing his cat for ransome.I got lost and ended up drunk in Georgia.
And yes, I've stood on the street corner in tattered cloths and screaming at the top of my longs, "WAKE UP PEOPLE, COKE AND PEPSI ARE THE SAME THING!!", one guy tried to run me over.........with his bike.

Looks like a few people just wont get presents this year.

Plum Tired.Mm..plums.

Anyways.

Im on winter break, Christmas is two days away, I've only bought presents for three people (Out of 15) and I'm out of money.

Solution?

No, I tryed robbing a bank and landed my ass in jail for 16 hours.
No, I tryed putting a gun to my grandmas head and asking her for my savings bonds early. She died.
I already tryed going after the president and stealing his cat for ransome.I got lost and ended up drunk in Georgia.
And yes, I've stood on the street corner in tattered cloths and screaming at the top of my longs, "WAKE UP PEOPLE, COKE AND PEPSI ARE THE SAME THING!!", one guy tried to run me over.........with his bike.

Looks like a few people just wont get presents this year.

Finals.So school...isn't as much fun as everyone says it is.

Wait..who the fuck says that?

School sucks. Finals, suck. Essays suck. College people, suck. Studying, sucks.

Ok, so as not to abuse the word "suck" any longer, let me tell you why it all does indeed "suck" rather than to keep just using the word "suck".

Essay that get ripped apart even after you've spent 12 hours of your life working on them.
Grades you don't need.
Grades you don't want.
Teachers whose faces you want to rub against the pavement.
Teachers whose tires you want to slash.
Teachers whose throats you want to slash.
Late nights that lead to forgetting absoluty everything thats on the test the next day. (ok so maybe those don't suck)
Pop Quizes that happen to be worth 25% of your grade.
Extra Credit thats 5 pages long for only 5 points.
Parking lots filled with people whos goal it is to crash into you.
Smokers who sit next to you who smell like they havnt showered sence the beginning of school.
Finding out you got an F on the test that you studyed for 6 hours on.
Waking up at 3 o'clock in the afternoon and realizing that you've missed 2 of your classes already.

So I'll stop griping now and let you good people go back to you happy ,non-college lives.

........I fuckin' hate you.

OK don't cry...I was just kidding.

Finals.So school...isn't as much fun as everyone says it is.

Wait..who the fuck says that?

School sucks. Finals, suck. Essays suck. College people, suck. Studying, sucks.

Ok, so as not to abuse the word "suck" any longer, let me tell you why it all does indeed "suck" rather than to keep just using the word "suck".

Essay that get ripped apart even after you've spent 12 hours of your life working on them.
Grades you don't need.
Grades you don't want.
Teachers whose faces you want to rub against the pavement.
Teachers whose tires you want to slash.
Teachers whose throats you want to slash.
Late nights that lead to forgetting absoluty everything thats on the test the next day. (ok so maybe those don't suck)
Pop Quizes that happen to be worth 25% of your grade.
Extra Credit thats 5 pages long for only 5 points.
Parking lots filled with people whos goal it is to crash into you.
Smokers who sit next to you who smell like they havnt showered sence the beginning of school.
Finding out you got an F on the test that you studyed for 6 hours on.
Waking up at 3 o'clock in the afternoon and realizing that you've missed 2 of your classes already.

So I'll stop griping now and let you good people go back to you happy ,non-college lives.

........I fuckin' hate you.

OK don't cry...I was just kidding.