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FinalsOnce again finals are here to rape me in the butt, kinda like MySpace. Anyways my life is no fun for the next three days, then it's all the free time I could ever hope for.
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FinallyAll my finals are done and I can be lazy again, awesome. Maybe I'll go golf, anyone for a round?
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I love thisThree guys...a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together on a beach one day. (Don't ask me how this happens) They come across a lamp buried in the sand. As usual they rub it and a Genie pops out. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable." The American engineer says, "Fill it with water." I love thisThree guys...a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together on a beach one day. (Don't ask me how this happens) They come across a lamp buried in the sand. As usual they rub it and a Genie pops out. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable." The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."
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CapriSunI love CapriSuns, they are amazing. The're cheap and good, a perfect combo. And so that this isn't a random post, here are some jokes: An old Arabian man who lives in central USA wants to dig around the earth so he can plant tomatoes. However, he is too old to do so, so he e-mails his son, who studies in Paris. Dear Son, Ah, I wanted to plant Tomatoes in my garden today, but I am too old and weak to dig around the ground. If only you were here, I would be certain you would help me. Allah be with you, Your father. A few hours later, he gets an e-mail back: Dear father, Please do not dig around the ground in the garden. It's where I hid...The THING!". Allah be with you, Your dearest son. Only 15 minutes after the man had recieved his e-mail, the cops, the FBI and the CIA came knocking at his door and started to dig around his garden. When they didn't find anything, they left disappointed. One hour later, the father recieves another mail: Dear father, I would assume your garden has been dug around by now. It was my honor to help you. Allah be with you, Your dearest son. CapriSunI love CapriSuns, they are amazing. The're cheap and good, a perfect combo. And so that this isn't a random post, here are some jokes: An old Arabian man who lives in central USA wants to dig around the earth so he can plant tomatoes. However, he is too old to do so, so he e-mails his son, who studies in Paris. Dear Son, Ah, I wanted to plant Tomatoes in my garden today, but I am too old and weak to dig around the ground. If only you were here, I would be certain you would help me. Allah be with you, Your father. A few hours later, he gets an e-mail back: Dear father, Please do not dig around the ground in the garden. It's where I hid...The THING!". Allah be with you, Your dearest son. Only 15 minutes after the man had recieved his e-mail, the cops, the FBI and the CIA came knocking at his door and started to dig around his garden. When they didn't find anything, they left disappointed. One hour later, the father recieves another mail: Dear father, I would assume your garden has been dug around by now. It was my honor to help you. Allah be with you, Your dearest son.
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Gaming WarsI never thought I'd say this, but I kind of want a PS3. Usually I'm a strict Nintendo and Microsoft junkie, but PS3 is starting to have some exclusive games that might be worth crossing enemy lines. Not that I'd be able to afford one, but at least there is some desire. No only if I can convince my wife........
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Again, too longNow I'm married and living in a tiny apartment. School takes up almost all of my time and the married life takes up the rest. Life is still too happnin' to spend any time on this site, I mainly check comics and such, but never sign in. I bought the box set, and I must say it is pretty incredible. Umm, that's about all. I'll write again in another year or two, if I remember.
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Too longIt's been a loooong time since I've posted a journal. I'm off to college and engaged. A lot happens in a short while. That's the summary of the transposed time.
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