euphoria, SHUT THE FUCK UPI knew it was you and I didnt even have to look, I'll send you back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot ass coat hangers, bitch, would you like that?!
Black Dynamite is one of my new favorite movies, fucking hilarious.
euphoria, SHUT THE FUCK UPI knew it was you and I didnt even have to look, I'll send you back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot ass coat hangers, bitch, would you like that?!
Black Dynamite is one of my new favorite movies, fucking hilarious.
Pride and Prejudice. and ZombiesI have at last aquired my copy of "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" thanks to it being the one worthy book in the entire pitiful book fare. I imagined a high school level book fare would be composed of higher level books, novels that actually have meaning, or anything worthy of someone who is above 12 years of age, but of course the entire fucking room was composed of Hannah Montana and Twilight. Of course, when we actually have the opportunity to read amazing pieces of literature (Lord of the Flies, Farenheit 451, Frankenstein) the same kids that read these pitiful children's books bitch to high heaven because they honestly think Lord of the Flies is some fucking fun time story about kids on an island, and our teacher has to explain in depth what the symbolism means because these kids think it has no deeper meaning.
My friend came up with the greatest paradox ever the other day. He told me how the universe was created by saying in the future the hedron collider is to dangerous, so in the mean time a time machine is created and built. Some guy decides he is going into the past with the time machine, and takes the hedron collider. he ends up in a black void of non existence and activates the hedron collider, thus creating the universe we know. Of course it doesnt make sense, but still an awesome and hilarious idea. According to quantum physics though, this theory would not make sense. according to the dimensions, if someone did go back and use the hedron collider and it created a big bang they would make a completely altenate universe on a different timeline, and although it would be similar to ours it would be a different place of a different origin, so the infinite loop of this man creating the universe could happen once, create a new universe, and never happen again.
Me and some friends have started a game similar to the games where people get someones file and have to assassinate them with a squirt gun. We finished our test round where we only had 6 people involved and you have to take out your target with a nerf gun. You take out the confidential target in your folder with a nerf gun (I realize how gay that sounds) and then you aquire their folder with the next target. I managed to take out my target, Alex, the biggest threat in the game (he was actually stalking his target and wrote "dead" on the side of his car), by having my friend sneak me into his house, where I cassually walked in (think Mark Wahlbergh at the end of the Departed) and capped him. Of course my victory was taken from me when I got cocky and sat down with my back to the door. I was so relieved that I had taken Alex out that I didnt realize my friend Nick had my file. He walked in and cut my throat with a nerf-shiv he made.
Pride and Prejudice. and ZombiesI have at last aquired my copy of "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" thanks to it being the one worthy book in the entire pitiful book fare. I imagined a high school level book fare would be composed of higher level books, novels that actually have meaning, or anything worthy of someone who is above 12 years of age, but of course the entire fucking room was composed of Hannah Montana and Twilight. Of course, when we actually have the opportunity to read amazing pieces of literature (Lord of the Flies, Farenheit 451, Frankenstein) the same kids that read these pitiful children's books bitch to high heaven because they honestly think Lord of the Flies is some fucking fun time story about kids on an island, and our teacher has to explain in depth what the symbolism means because these kids think it has no deeper meaning.
My friend came up with the greatest paradox ever the other day. He told me how the universe was created by saying in the future the hedron collider is to dangerous, so in the mean time a time machine is created and built. Some guy decides he is going into the past with the time machine, and takes the hedron collider. he ends up in a black void of non existence and activates the hedron collider, thus creating the universe we know. Of course it doesnt make sense, but still an awesome and hilarious idea. According to quantum physics though, this theory would not make sense. according to the dimensions, if someone did go back and use the hedron collider and it created a big bang they would make a completely altenate universe on a different timeline, and although it would be similar to ours it would be a different place of a different origin, so the infinite loop of this man creating the universe could happen once, create a new universe, and never happen again.
Me and some friends have started a game similar to the games where people get someones file and have to assassinate them with a squirt gun. We finished our test round where we only had 6 people involved and you have to take out your target with a nerf gun. You take out the confidential target in your folder with a nerf gun (I realize how gay that sounds) and then you aquire their folder with the next target. I managed to take out my target, Alex, the biggest threat in the game (he was actually stalking his target and wrote "dead" on the side of his car), by having my friend sneak me into his house, where I cassually walked in (think Mark Wahlbergh at the end of the Departed) and capped him. Of course my victory was taken from me when I got cocky and sat down with my back to the door. I was so relieved that I had taken Alex out that I didnt realize my friend Nick had my file. He walked in and cut my throat with a nerf-shiv he made.
ArkhamBatman: Arkham Asylum is amazing. I fear it is under rated though, for as good as it is it doesn't seem to have a very warm reception on the market, and it makes me sad. Hands down this game has the best collectibles in any game I have ever played, they unlock challenges, bios on batman villans, and some other neat things, and to top it off a part of the collectibles are Riddler riddles, they are really fun to solve and often force you to think for minutes just to solve them, I could spend hours of pure enjoyment just solving his riddles.
Max Payne failI am so sick of movie writers/directors altering video game stories for films. They seem to think it is a great idea to twist things around to satisfy a wider audiance then just the people who played the game it is based on... what the fuck! and even after time and again they fail miserably they continue to do it!
The most important one I have to mention is max payne, they altered far too much;
-Mona Sax was a hired gun who turned Max over to the mob, not an undercover cop that teams up to fight the mob.
-Max Payne was a DEA agent who went undercover with the mob to bring down their drug lord, not a cold case detective who got mixed up in things.
-Max was working undercover for Alex and Alex was assassinated in a subway station, and since Max was working under him, no one else could confirm Max was undercover/a cop and he was pinned as a suspect, NOT what happened in the movie in which Alex is an undercover agent who goes to talk with Max and gets killed
This is just scratching the surface. Max Payne had a great story line, as did fall of Max Payne. SO why in gods name did they have to alter it so much? if they had just kept the story line the same, captured that Max Payne dark feel, and THEN made the movie, it would have been fucking great. would I would have liked to see is a disgruntled undercover Max get framed in a subway station when Alex gets shot, and then goes through the whole movie trying to solve the case while avoiding the cops, and Mona have a small part in wich she knocks Max out with a drink and later gets ahot and "killed". If they had done this, and not fucked what made Max payne Max payne, maybe there would be a fall of Max Payne movie in which he hunts down his wifes killer.
Shadow ComplexWhen I went to gamestop today to reserve Batman (thats right, four days before it comes out) I decided to get some MS points and bought Shadow Complex. It is amazing so far, and has a perfect balance of challenging/fun. I am definitly impressed. I could waste my extra 400 points on an avatar costume to match that sweet overpriced light saber.... fuck that.
Now I need to download the Red Faction expansion (when they said the new area had bigger more lateral buildings to destroy I was sold) and in a few days... Batman Arkham Asylum! I cant wait for it.
I somehow started watching a how called "Lock N' Load with R Lee Ermey" (he is an ex-marine and also the crazy cop from Texas Chainsaw Massacre) and it is a pretty cool show. all he does is study one line of guns (pistols, rifles, etc.) and go along its history, test firing its most memorable models.
Shadow ComplexWhen I went to gamestop today to reserve Batman (thats right, four days before it comes out) I decided to get some MS points and bought Shadow Complex. It is amazing so far, and has a perfect balance of challenging/fun. I am definitly impressed. I could waste my extra 400 points on an avatar costume to match that sweet overpriced light saber.... fuck that.
Now I need to download the Red Faction expansion (when they said the new area had bigger more lateral buildings to destroy I was sold) and in a few days... Batman Arkham Asylum! I cant wait for it.
I somehow started watching a how called "Lock N' Load with R Lee Ermey" (he is an ex-marine and also the crazy cop from Texas Chainsaw Massacre) and it is a pretty cool show. all he does is study one line of guns (pistols, rifles, etc.) and go along its history, test firing its most memorable models.
Vickuss FTWOh man, District 9 was amazing. Not only was it original, it was a great movie, and the prviews did't ruin ANYTHING in the movie, even the beggining parts were surprising. I have to say this is the best movie I have seen in years, and probably on my list of favorite movies now. There was a pretty high level of gore in the movie, which usually is not what I look for in films, but I loved the gore. heads popped, bodies were torn apart, and (only read if you have seen the movie!) That was probably my favorite part of the movie when the bald soldier/seargent was beheaded and ripped apart, never have I seen an evil character built up so much and then taken down so brutally, I was very happy Everyone needs to see this movie.
There was an unussually high number of jeriatrics in the theater, and at the beginning I was getting pissed. some old fart kneed the back of my chair to the point where I kind of flew forward and spilled some of my drink on me, and then the doss cunt didn't even apologize. to top it off, all of the old fucks were laughing at serious parts, which was really getting on my nerves from the beggining I kind of liked Vickuss, and when he was what appeared to be dying, the old terds were laughing. every time he threw up- luaghs. when his finger nails were falling off- laughs. fucking old people
Steven Seagal marathonMe and two of my friends decided to test out xbox lives new theater feature by watching Steven Seagal movies, they were hilarious. I have to say the feature is pretty cool, its nice to be able to watch a movie with friends without being in the same room, but the "emote" feature only provided a couple of laughs (my friend Ramon would use the "scared" emotion every time Seagal got mad). It was awesome overall, we had a great time laughing at Seagal. I am still mad about overpriced avatar shit.
Tommorrow I shall see District 9, I am really excited now because from what I have heard it is amazing. finally, an original movie that doesn't suck? that could make my day.
THANKS XBOX TEAM! NOT!What the fuck? seriously? Microsoft wants me to pay five dollars so my douchebag avatar can wear a fucking helmet? This is blasphemy!
Microsost is the only company in the console world that charges its customers for online play, and although that does assure we get a good connection and good servers it seems they can throw us a bone for the 8 bucks we all pay a month.
I am really pissed off about this update, they have truly failed me this time. I was thinking maybe a suit of armor would be 100 points tops, and a lightsaber and other accesories would cost around the same, maybe less, but five fucking dollars? That is disgusting. I did buy a light saber with my left over points, but it was way overpriced, I should have been able to get new clothing and the lightsaber for less then that.
and another thing, I have had xbox live gold for almost 3 years and it said 0, WTF?
They very liberaly say "thanks for your loyalty" and "thanks for all the support" but it seems when it comes time to repay that all we got was the middle finger.
BTW, the lightsaber sucks, you cant change the color and my avatar hardly ever pulls it out and holds it, so it seems I spent 5 dollars for a useless elusive lightsaber.
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