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DADDY CUT THE BIG ONEDADDY CUT THE BIG ONE
It was a hot Sunday mornin'
Middle of July
The choir was a singin'
'Bout the sweet by and by
Everybody was a swayin'
And sweatin' in the heat
We all bowed our heads down
As the preacher took his seat
My sister and my brother
stood next to my mother
In the quiet at the close of the verse
That's when daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi
Missionary Baptist Church
My sister rolled her eyes back
My brother bit his lip
My cousin just behind us
Whispered, "Hey, who let it rip?"
I stuck my face in my shirtsleeve
Stared down at my shoes
Lord, you could hear a pin drop
As we stood there in the pew
Heads were turnin',
eyes were burnin'
Momma stuck her nose in her purse
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi
Missionary Baptist Church
He cut the big one
It was a stinker
Then he broke the silence
With a snicker
And us kids started laughin'
'Til I thought we was all gonna burst
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi
Missionary Baptist Church
He said, "The devil made me do it"
Momma said it was the liverwurst
And that's why daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi
Missionary Baptist Church
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Don't Make Me Beg Or The Puppy ReturnsYou know who you are...... I need to make a level 50 so what are we going to do about this?
This is what we are going to do!
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If you are a WhoreMonger, I need you to PM another whoremonger about this journal. Then post who you pm'd so we don't have repeats.
Also I need to know where are some good places I can post the movie that I am going to make
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Last week of school.....everThis is my last week of official classes for college. I am so ready to be done. Right now I'm not planning on getting my Masters so this may be my last week of classes ever, and that's a great feeling. I think I'm going to get 3 A's and 1 B. That should put me over a 3.5 GPA. That's not too bad I guess, I probably could have done better if I had tried.
So I get done with this week and then next week is Finals and then I am done!
I graduate May 7th at 10:00 A.M., so if any of you are in the Hannibal, Missouri area feel free to come watch my graduation.
I am graduating from Hanniabl-LaGrange College with a B.S. in Business Administration with an Emphasis in Management.
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Come on help a brother out!How many days it will take me to get 1337 Mod Points?
This will be a sort of office pool type of game. In order to guess you must pay me 5 Mod points for every guess you make.
I realize this will be hard to monitor so I am expecting a little honesty from you guys. I will delete all non-guessing post at the end of the day. Which means for every post I have there should be an even 5 mod points divided into it. ie. If there are 100 mod points on the journal there should be at least 20 comments.
So feel free to guess, and you can make it so you win by offering more mod points. I consider that legal. Only because I can't stop you from doing it.
I will give away all of the mod points that this journal makes to the person who gets the day right. I will give half to the closest person if no one gets the day right.
You may guess as many times as you would like, but each guess will cost another 5 mod points.
I currently have 340 Mod Points when this started.
NOTICE:
PLEASE START GIVING DATES AND TWO OR MORE PEOPLE CAN HAVE THE SAME DATE THEY JUST SPLIT THE POINTS
Please Tell Your Friends And Spread The Word!
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1337Thanks for making me overshoot you bastards. Now I owe Amanda 16 freaking mod points.
With popularity comes great respons........oh screw it. check out my pics!
I hit 1338 then 1339 and knew I was in trouble!
LOOK AT MY PICS BEFORE NEG MODDING
Also I gave over 200 MOD Points today and now I want some back!
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I need to give some mod points awayShow me something funny, sexy, or gross.
Each entry that falls under these categories will receive 5 MOD points.
If you fall under two categories you will revceive 10 mod points.
If the entry falls under all three categories I will give you 30 mod points.
MOD POINTS ARE GIVEN AT MY DISCRETION! IF I DON'T LIKE IT NO MOD POINTS FOR YOU!
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