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bakim bord out of my brain at uni.
so i figured id come on 4 a bit

not much has changed
i sold my car
my laptop hard drive died
got a new sub and amp 4 my car (but i dnt have a car any more)
in second yr uni now, its way harder
stil wit shan
i drink even more than i used 2 i think, lol

thats about how interesting my life is atm

7 years ago  |  Comments (4)
roflmfaoi just found this quiz
every1 should do it

im stil doin it now
but im up 2 question 32
tell me how far u's get
they r really hard, lol


iv cracked it wit the game, lol

i was up 2 53 or somthin
i ended up using my skips
and they were all 2 hard

tell me if u's get higher than me, lol
and i want proof so tel me the answer to number 50, lol
if u can get that high ur doin well, lmao

i might give some mods if ppl give me proove that they got higher than me

7 years ago  |  Comments (18)
oh i 4goti remembered somthing that i probably should have added in my jornal yesterday

i dnt really no how 2 put it
but i'l do my best

i locked myself out of the house in the middle of the night in my sleep

i dnt no exactly how it hapened
i remember vagly getting up
and messing wit the lock on the front door

then i woke up outside in the rain and freezing cold
wit moskitoes bitting me all over
with 2 of my pillows in my hand

some of u may not no this
but i rent a room off a complete stranger wen im up in perth
and i always sleep in my boxers
so im stuck outside in the rain wearing boxers not really wanting 2 wake up the lady that lives there.

i spent about 30min trying 2 break in
which in the end turned out 2 b harder than i thought coz my hands were 2 big 2 get 2 the latch on the window

in the end i started banging on the door
i woke noleen (the owner) up
but she thought i was som1 trying 2 break in
so she called the cops
luckyly she didnt get threw 2 em
and then she worked out it was me and let me in

then i went back 2 bed and didnt sleep walk again, lol
i think the door 2 my room should b locked from the outside 2 make sure i dnt do it again

PS theres a new series out 1800-magic, i havnt watched it yet but im looking 4ward 2 it

7 years ago  |  Comments (16)  |  + 2 Cool
yay and exams, lolguess wot
i just got kats award
how goods that

me and shan r apart until sunday week
wich is really gona suck
and until then i have my end of semester exams
so im actually suposed 2 b studying 4 them ,lol

i havnt really been up 2 that much
it was jackies 18th onthe wknd
we got very nicly trashed
i got her a smoke signal for her birthday, lol
we set it off at the party and it was really good, lol
orange smoke was everywere

i think thats about all i hav 2 say, lol

hope u's have all been havin a good time

7 years ago  |  Comments (15)
Joke (Stolen From i_r_caboos) 1. NAMES

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call
each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.


When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor,a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.


A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.


A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

some of these r so true that its not even funny
but i thought id post it coz i needed a new jornal
and this seemed kinda fitting 4 my mood

arnt the differences between men and woman great

7 years ago  |  Comments (16)  |  + 4 Funny
i had a bit of a reversing mishap on saterday night

we were down at the comidore club tlkin and stuf an i was about 2 leave
me an shan were tlking while i was reversing out
and i wasnt realy watching were i was goin

then we heard a huge crunching sound

but luckily it sounded heaps worse than it was

it was a guy i no that i reversed into
and he was driving his dads maveric at the time
this is a maveric

oh course it did nothing 2 him coz those things r tanks and sit like a meter off the ground
but it busted in my back bumper and smashed my tail lights

i drove it back 2 shan's place and i'v left it there coz i didnt wana get pulled over 4 not havin the lights
a m8 of mine (donut) has a wrecked subi thats only 1 modle different than mine so im gona go out 2 his an get the bumper and lights off that wen i go home next wknd

me an shan arnt goin 2 great at the moment
she thinks im cheating on me
she says she trusts me and that she believes me wen i say that im not
but im pretty sure she doesnt believe me
and all her friends definatly dnt believe me and think she should break up wit me

it all started coz i came home on thursday with a bruise on my neck
of course the buise must have looked like a love bite
but i swear it wasnt

so now me an her r fighting again

and 2 top it all off i have an imposible amount of hwork 2 do

i have a 3000+ word report due on friday for info systems
its on imerging information systems and there effect of the business enviroment

a huge assinment for accounting
i'v gota do financial reports and statments
thats due on monday

an accounting presentation that i have 2 give on monday
i dnt even have the question 4 that yet

an MS project assinment for info systems due friday week

micro howrk due 2moz

and probably about 50 other things

so atm
my life sux prety bad

hope u's have been getin on beta

8 years ago  |  Comments (19)  |  + 10 Ditto
Joke (stolen from grail)i sent this 2 shan the other day coz she always tlks about wanting kids, lol
i havn't had a jornal in a while so i thought i'd post it =p
the best 1's r in bold

Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.

Q. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school.

Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A. If it's the flu, you'll get better.

Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
A. Yes, your bladder.

Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A. Childbirth.

Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A. 'Cause you're fatter than they are.

Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A. So what's your question?

Q. What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.

Q. How long is the average woman in labor?
A. Whatever she says, divided by two.

Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q. When is the best time to get an epidural?
A. Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q. Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A. Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q. What does it mean when the baby's head is crowning?
A. It means you feel as though not only a crown but the entire throne is trying to make its way out of you.

Q. Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A. Yes, pregnancy.

Q. Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
A. Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.

Q. Where is the best place to store breast milk?
A. In your breasts.

Q. Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?
A. Yes, baby lips.

Q. What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
A. It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.

Q. How does one sanitize nipples?
A. Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a saucepan.

Q. What are the terrible twos?
A. Your breasts after baby stops nursing cold turkey.

Q. What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A. When you see teeth marks.

Q. Do I have to have a baby shower?
A. Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A. When the kids are in college.

8 years ago  |  Comments (8)  |  + 1 Funny
mmkme an shan have sorted it out now

i think it was 1 of the best ways 2 sort somthing out

drinking cometition
i won, lol
half a botle in like 1 1/2 hrs =p

it wasnt quite a drinking comp but we both got drunk and tlkd on rvb

we sorted it all out and now we r all good again

i love u more than anything baby

only problem now is that i have no more booze and iv gone well over my internet quota
lol, oh well. thats bound 2 hapen if u stumble 2 the uni at 11 o clock at nite, manage 2 get into the computer labs and spend the nite tlkin 2 som1 =p

oh well, it was fun, lmao

if i was tlkin 2 any1 on here last nite an i sed anything 2 upset u then im sry
if i sed somthing 2 make u laugh plz feel free 2 help repay all the booze a drank by givin me mods =p jk's

8 years ago  |  Comments (22)  |  + 5 Cool
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