bakim bord out of my brain at uni. so i figured id come on 4 a bit
not much has changed i sold my car my laptop hard drive died got a new sub and amp 4 my car (but i dnt have a car any more) in second yr uni now, its way harder stil wit shan i drink even more than i used 2 i think, lol
oh i 4goti remembered somthing that i probably should have added in my jornal yesterday
i dnt really no how 2 put it but i'l do my best
i locked myself out of the house in the middle of the night in my sleep lmao
i dnt no exactly how it hapened i remember vagly getting up and messing wit the lock on the front door
then i woke up outside in the rain and freezing cold wit moskitoes bitting me all over with 2 of my pillows in my hand
some of u may not no this but i rent a room off a complete stranger wen im up in perth and i always sleep in my boxers so im stuck outside in the rain wearing boxers not really wanting 2 wake up the lady that lives there.
i spent about 30min trying 2 break in which in the end turned out 2 b harder than i thought coz my hands were 2 big 2 get 2 the latch on the window
in the end i started banging on the door i woke noleen (the owner) up but she thought i was som1 trying 2 break in so she called the cops luckyly she didnt get threw 2 em and then she worked out it was me and let me in
then i went back 2 bed and didnt sleep walk again, lol i think the door 2 my room should b locked from the outside 2 make sure i dnt do it again lmao
PS theres a new series out 1800-magic, i havnt watched it yet but im looking 4ward 2 it
me and shan r apart until sunday week wich is really gona suck and until then i have my end of semester exams so im actually suposed 2 b studying 4 them ,lol
i havnt really been up 2 that much it was jackies 18th onthe wknd we got very nicly trashed i got her a smoke signal for her birthday, lol we set it off at the party and it was really good, lol orange smoke was everywere
crunch=p i had a bit of a reversing mishap on saterday night
we were down at the comidore club tlkin and stuf an i was about 2 leave me an shan were tlking while i was reversing out and i wasnt realy watching were i was goin
then we heard a huge crunching sound
but luckily it sounded heaps worse than it was
it was a guy i no that i reversed into and he was driving his dads maveric at the time this is a maveric
oh course it did nothing 2 him coz those things r tanks and sit like a meter off the ground but it busted in my back bumper and smashed my tail lights
i drove it back 2 shan's place and i'v left it there coz i didnt wana get pulled over 4 not havin the lights a m8 of mine (donut) has a wrecked subi thats only 1 modle different than mine so im gona go out 2 his an get the bumper and lights off that wen i go home next wknd
me an shan arnt goin 2 great at the moment she thinks im cheating on me she says she trusts me and that she believes me wen i say that im not but im pretty sure she doesnt believe me and all her friends definatly dnt believe me and think she should break up wit me
it all started coz i came home on thursday with a bruise on my neck of course the buise must have looked like a love bite but i swear it wasnt
so now me an her r fighting again
and 2 top it all off i have an imposible amount of hwork 2 do
i have a 3000+ word report due on friday for info systems its on imerging information systems and there effect of the business enviroment
a huge assinment for accounting i'v gota do financial reports and statments thats due on monday
an accounting presentation that i have 2 give on monday i dnt even have the question 4 that yet
an MS project assinment for info systems due friday week
Joke (stolen from grail)i sent this 2 shan the other day coz she always tlks about wanting kids, lol i havn't had a jornal in a while so i thought i'd post it =p the best 1's r in bold
Q. Should I have a baby after 35? A. No, 35 children is enough.
Q. When will my baby move? A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school.
Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A. If it's the flu, you'll get better. Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy? A. Yes, your bladder.
Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving? A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A. Childbirth.
Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? A. 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A. So what's your question?
Q. What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model? A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.
Q. How long is the average woman in labor? A. Whatever she says, divided by two.
Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q. When is the best time to get an epidural? A. Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q. Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A. Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q. What does it mean when the baby's head is crowning? A. It means you feel as though not only a crown but the entire throne is trying to make its way out of you.
Q. Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A. Yes, pregnancy.
Q. Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids? A. Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Q. Where is the best place to store breast milk? A. In your breasts.
Q. Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps? A. Yes, baby lips.
Q. What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth? A. It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.
Q. How does one sanitize nipples? A. Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a saucepan.
Q. What are the terrible twos? A. Your breasts after baby stops nursing cold turkey.
Q. What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing? A. When you see teeth marks. Q. Do I have to have a baby shower? A. Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A. When the kids are in college.
i think it was 1 of the best ways 2 sort somthing out
drinking cometition i won, lol half a botle in like 1 1/2 hrs =p
it wasnt quite a drinking comp but we both got drunk and tlkd on rvb
we sorted it all out and now we r all good again
i love u more than anything baby
only problem now is that i have no more booze and iv gone well over my internet quota lol, oh well. thats bound 2 hapen if u stumble 2 the uni at 11 o clock at nite, manage 2 get into the computer labs and spend the nite tlkin 2 som1 =p
oh well, it was fun, lmao
if i was tlkin 2 any1 on here last nite an i sed anything 2 upset u then im sry if i sed somthing 2 make u laugh plz feel free 2 help repay all the booze a drank by givin me mods =p jk's