healthy insanityWays To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity:
>> > *
>> > *1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Pa**rked Car With
>> > Sunglasses on and point a
>> > Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>> >
>> > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
>> > Your Voice.
>> >
>> > 3. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
>> > "In."
>> >
>> > 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
>> > Everyone Has Gotten Over
>> > Their Caffeine Addictions, switch To Espresso.
>> >
>> > 5. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
>> > Food Related Favors."
>> >
>> > 6. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance
>> > With The Prophecy."
>> >
>> > 7. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>> >
>> > 8. Ask People What Gender They Are. Laugh
>> > Hysterically After
>>They Answer.
>> >
>> > 9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
>> >
>> >
>> > 10. Sing Along At The Opera.
>> >
>> > 11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
>> > Play Tropical Sounds All
>> > Day.
>> >
>> > 12. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your
>> > Wrestling name, (Rock Hard or
>> > other cool names).
>> >
>> > 13. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I
>> > Won, I Won!"
>> >
>> > 14. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
>> > parking Lot, Yelling
>> > "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
>> >
>> > 15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To the
>> > Economy, We Are Going To
>> > Have To Let One Of You Go."

healthy insanityWays To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity:
>> > *
>> > *1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Pa**rked Car With
>> > Sunglasses on and point a
>> > Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>> >
>> > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
>> > Your Voice.
>> >
>> > 3. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
>> > "In."
>> >
>> > 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
>> > Everyone Has Gotten Over
>> > Their Caffeine Addictions, switch To Espresso.
>> >
>> > 5. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
>> > Food Related Favors."
>> >
>> > 6. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance
>> > With The Prophecy."
>> >
>> > 7. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>> >
>> > 8. Ask People What Gender They Are. Laugh
>> > Hysterically After
>>They Answer.
>> >
>> > 9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
>> >
>> >
>> > 10. Sing Along At The Opera.
>> >
>> > 11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
>> > Play Tropical Sounds All
>> > Day.
>> >
>> > 12. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your
>> > Wrestling name, (Rock Hard or
>> > other cool names).
>> >
>> > 13. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I
>> > Won, I Won!"
>> >
>> > 14. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
>> > parking Lot, Yelling
>> > "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
>> >
>> > 15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To the
>> > Economy, We Are Going To
>> > Have To Let One Of You Go."