10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
10. Did you get any under the tree? 9. I think your balls are hanging too low. 8. Check out Rudolph's Honker! 7. Santa's sack is really bulging. 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath. 5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake? 4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy. 3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real. 2. Can I interest you in some dark meat? 1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
Typical Mom/Son Conversation:Me: Sugar (our dog)! You're soo old, and ugly, and dumb... Mom: She said you are too. Me: She called me old, ugly, and dumb? Mom: Yep. Me: Well I must get it from SOMEONE in the family. Mom: Yeah, your dad. Me: Yeah, you have an interesting taste in men, don't you? Mom: ..........I'll give you a point for that one...
Although I still don't know why I use this site! Maybe just for the comics and the people I watch and occasionally the AH guides! I also don't know why all these sentences end with an exclamation point!