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Dear Carolina Liar,If not for your amazing music, I love you for sharing this:
10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!
7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
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The Looney Tunes ShowDaffy Duck's Resume:
Education:
None
Skills:
None
References:
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Work Experience:
Let's not go there
Don't usually watch this show, but I got a really good lol out of this one.
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Typical Mom/Son Conversation:Me: Sugar (our dog)! You're soo old, and ugly, and dumb...
Mom: She said you are too.
Me: She called me old, ugly, and dumb?
Mom: Yep.
Me: Well I must get it from SOMEONE in the family.
Mom: Yeah, your dad.
Me: Yeah, you have an interesting taste in men, don't you?
Mom: ..........I'll give you a point for that one...
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Another year!4 years and counting!
Although I still don't know why I use this site! Maybe just for the comics and the people I watch and occasionally the AH guides! I also don't know why all these sentences end with an exclamation point!
Look!
Another exclamation point!
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