Puerto Rico and Week long tripsAnd now for a more positive journal providing helpful tips to any and all who are traveling overseas or are considering week long trips.
First I would like to say Puerto Rico is a very nice island but needless to say a bit poor. While I wouldn't say it's as poor as Haitii, it clearly isn't exactly that rich. Probably around the level of India and/ or Mexico. Also it is worth nothing that apparently America's interest in the island goes as far as the airport and that's it. Theres little American involvement in the island which is why you will see how most of it is still Spanish even though America waves its flag over the island. I personally think America should stop wasting money on it's military and instead help its 'territories' like Puerto Rico.
Moving along
apparently the island is almost like Ronnaponour in Black Lagoon or like Afterlife in Mass Effect or like Israel in real life but with much more crime. I rarely noticed any of this but apparently nearly every single person in the island has a gun and will have no problem getting out of their cars and shooting you if you piss them off. Also the island must have a large crime rate since most houses on the island are barred up with fences, iron bars, and sometimes barbed wire. Never thought i'd see an entire development with as much protection and security as a prison. I think Walking Dead would have a freaking fangasm here since its the perfect sanctuary against zombies
regardless the people can be very nice. The beaches are of course beautiful and while it can rain a lot there, sometimes for entire weeks, it is a very beautiful island. The food consists of various different things but to be honest 85% to 90% of it is just the many different foods they can make from bananas (and yet I was amazed how out of the hundreds of banana products they make, theres not one banana bread)
For me and my family we went to the rainforest, El Muero fort and Old San Juan shopping, jet skiying, and just relaxing. The fort was very impressive and cool. While I wouldn';t say it stands up against any English forts or hell not even against American forts, it was still impressive. I think the people here can be kinda sticklers with shopping, even more than America. Honestly id recommend if your going to a Spanish speaking area for shopping then go to Mexico because Puerto Rico will often charge outrageous amounts of prices for the simplest of things while Mexico is very fair and will negotiate its prices (i'd also recommend not gambling in Puerto rico or they will rob you blinde since they constantly rig the cards but I've already ranted a lot about this)
the rainforest is very beautiful but besides from it being tropical I don't see what makes it a rainforest. I mean England and Ireland have forests and it rains constantly over there, why aren't those forests rainforests? I don't know but then again i'm not an ecologist. You drive your car through it going all up the mountain and again its really awesome. Tons of rain and water but yes awesome
overall Puerto Rico is a very nice island but I would recommend not living there no matter what ethnicity you are. Hell it could be said white people are treated better in Puerto Rico than native Puerto Ricans since white people are seen as just giant walking rolls of cash while native Puerto Ricans are seen as opposition
As for week long trips
IF you are going with a significant other loved one or if you are going with your spouse and your very young children as a family trip then yes it can be a lot of fun. However if you are older and lets say a older teen. Do NOT. I repeat DO NOT go on a week long trip no matter how good the deal is. Red Dwarf makes a joke about shoving a group of men in a single room and how they can't even last for a few days. The same applies here. When you are stuck in a single one boxed in room with a group of people for an entire week, you will have no privacy. No space, no room to breath. People always constantly in your face. Its what caused most of the fighting and tensions my family had with each other this week so just think very Very VERY carefully if ur even considering a single boxed in room for an entire week.
My favorite movie and t.v show charactersSo i was inspired by Douge Walker to create a list of my favorite T.V show and movie characters because there are so many great characters out there amongst.... well.. lets just say many 'not as great' characters so i wanted to come up with my own list. While my list might be hugely based on 'newer movies' as in nothing really black and white and i haven't exactly seen every single show out there, i will be looking at each show and movie i have seen and the greatest characters i have seen from them. Also with this list i am looking at progression. There are many characters i love for how awesome they are such as Kamina, Genome, Kitan, Vasquez (From Aliens), Roberta, Michael Bay Transformers characters such as BlackOut but theres little to no progression with these characters. More often then not they start off at some super badass level and just stay at that level, never changing or staying at that level until they die so i cant really include characters like that when its moreso my inner fandom loving them then thinking they are great characters. I mean Kamina progresses more after his death but it was more to just help Semone
Also another runner up would be Luna. I would add Luna as she has had some of the best development out of any cartoon character but sadly because Hasbro still is unable to realize who its target audience is, Luna is left grounded as a character with only a line or two here and there.
Also the lizard 'homo reptilian' gay girl in Doctor Who is a huge runner up for me but sadly the same applies with Luna here. While it seems England is more fond of gay people than America is, the character is still snuffed out hardly ever being acknowledged except in the rarest of situations which makes it seem more random. Its sad when she has gradually had more and more development each time we see her but sadly its too rare and spaced out to be any real development. Rather its more of a confusing puzzel trying to figure out how she got from point A to Point B
So without further adue my top ten favorite movie and t.v show characters
Number Ten
Eisenheim (from the Illusonist) Eisenheim was born to a shoe-maker's family in Austria-Hungry before WWI. He ended up falling in love with a rich upperclass noble girl and whether she wanted to feel rebelious or truly loved him, they ran off together until their families seperated them and forbade them from being together. Now i do not love this character because of this common story that has been done before such as with Romeo and Juliet as well as Titanic. The reason i love this character is how he handles his issues and the journey he takes. He's not like Romeo where he just endlessly chases after his love interest never giving up having no concept of reality. No, he accepts facts and moves on but in his heart he never gives up on her. While he is willing to fight for her and his beliefs, he does so at a more intellectual point. Tricking his enemies and knowing he doesn't have to bludgeon his enemy with his bare fists when he can outsmart them. However its also interesting from a larger scale point as you see some poor guy getting the short end of the stick with some derranged power crazed leader but the power crazed leader, Austrian prince, at the same time is not trying to openly just kill off the guy so its almost like a battle of wits and doing what must be done to be victorious. Unlike the Prestige where they decide to use fantasy magic, make beleif stuff like time machines, and just randomly killing people off, the Illusonist treats its audience at a more adult and respectful level and Eisenheim is only using his mind to solve his goals and it works perfectly for him
Number Nine
The Second Terminator (Second T-800) Now when i say this i mean Arnold's character in Judgement Day, its a bit confusing since the machines in the Terminator series all tend to be the exact same with rare exceptions but i am refering to Arnolds character in Judgement day (only that movie) in this case.Arnold's character is a near indestructible advanced machine that had its memory rewrote to go back in time to protect and defend John Conner as well as follow his every command. Like the theme of these movies it starts off as a well 'terminator' being completely emotionless and having no problem killing anyone or anything in Conners way. What makes it great is how it progresses from this point on. Some could try to say Oh well maybe its just adapting to John and Sara's orders but i call b.s on that when its primary goal is to keep John alive no matter what even if it must disobey his orders which on a few occasions it does. For instance in one scene it willingly allows Sara and John to destroy it if they wish. In my mind that would conflict with the Terminator being able to defend John since i doubt Sara would be able to stand up on her own against a liquid metal robot but still the Terminator allows them to destroy him if they want because in my mind he had come to 'care' about them. Whether at that point he did or not it is clear by the end of the movie that had truly cared about John and had become practically like the father John never got to meet. I was practiclaly rooting for the Terminator and wanted to see him stay so he could be a father or something or try to learn more about Humanity. I think it was the first time we ever even closely showed a machine not being a derranged phycotic killer and instead compassionate, learning, and caring like a real father. Sara more or less quotes how he could make a perfect father due to how a machine could never get drunk, never lash out at people in some blinded anger and in general it could control itself. It was really fascinating and it makes him one of my favorite characters ever. Possibly my favorite machine character ever while many other machine races in sci fis have given me a prejudice and hatred against machines
DefianceSo im curious is anyone other than me watching the show? I have mixed opinions so far. So far im leaning against it. I think most of the alien races are creative, if were just copying everyone else's ideas (pale Humans? Oh yeah no one clearly thought of that before *cough* Star Wars *cough* Star Trek) i mean its ideas have been used so many times before and i had to groan and facepalm when it already seemed like they were shoving in a Romeo and Juliet plot. All i could think of was: Really? Are we still doing this? Have we seriously not gotten over this yet? This idea has been more overly used than each of Charles Dickens's stories
my issue so far is none of the characters are likable. I liked the main character a lot but i feel hes too much of a door mate for criminals and borderline apparently sucks up to them idk why but whatever
so far i only really like the female doctor cause she at least has the guts to tell the stupid emo bitch girl (i say emo cause she has an attitude of i hate everyone and everything fuck everything) to fuck off. I admire her guts and love when fights break out around her shes just like ummm: I should go 0_0
one thing i can say about the show is Clearly aliens still run the world in this show since they can walk around doing whatever they like and borderline announce how they are criminals and can get away with it
im kinda confused where this show is trying to go. So theres peace with aliens but.. they are walking around controlling everything and Humantiy is acting like the Alliance in Mass Effect, bending over backwards for the aliens...?
and the main character can apparently do whatever he wants cause hes had "Bla bla bla experience" and thus is invincible. Im not sure i even need to say how that sums up the main male character in every sci fi that has ever existed. Of course hes kinda funny but if were going to compare this to lets say Han Solo since they are the same character, i think Han Solo at least understands who he is better. Course his love dialouge is the worst ive ever heard but besides from that he understood who he was and didnt drastically change with a snap of his fingers
**EDIT: and apparently they ARE going with the Romeo and Juliet bullshit............f*****.........*********......... *facepalms* god damnit i hate when people recycle very very very old ideas overly used just cause they can't think of anything else**
in other news i kinda like Alien Lucius Malfoy (dont know his name but hes basically an alien version of Lucius Malfoy) and kinda like the young black? (idk what else to call him since apparently now calling black people black people is offensive despite them not being African americans and u cant called them the Spanish word for black so idk i guess those other people oh wait thats offensive to. Ok the people we can not name) cop whos as gentle as a rabbit but still funny
**DOUBLE EDIT: Soo apparently theres not much explanation for stuff in this show. Like a band of rebels/ mercenaries/ criminals/ bandits agreeing to kill the main enemy just because they suddenly hate the main enemy a lot.............................................What....... Oh i am calling such BULL on that. Maybe im not an expert on criminal phycki but they don't go and risk their lives with NO benefit towards them, Only because hey there are these people u hate. No, fuck that. If anything they'd be like: Pffft sucks for all of u.
Also im really really really confused how Humanity ever won this war when Humanity's technology in this show is super out dated and its not like Halo where Humanity has modern day guns but they are really damn good along with super soldiers and super ships. Here Humanity is pretty much where we are now with only an exception of super soldiers. I'm confused how essentially the Covenant (collection of alien races with energy swords and super plasma guns and super ships aka Covenant) lost to a bunch of modern day Humans. Reeeeeeeeeeeally confused here. If anything it should have been Independence Day or like Falling Skies with hardly any Humans remaining but... for god knows what reason Humans with basic modern guns against super plasma weapons somehow won........ Oh wait i know, im guessing this show goes by the "alien movie theme' where it doesn't matter how super strong a alien race is, if it's going against AMUERACA! then it automatically looses. OF course, well that explains everything cause as we know from Hollywood AMEURACA always beats every alien race just cause AMEURACA is super awesome. I'll let Yugioh take it from here
DefianceSo im curious is anyone other than me watching the show? I have mixed opinions so far. So far im leaning against it. I think most of the alien races are creative, if were just copying everyone else's ideas (pale Humans? Oh yeah no one clearly thought of that before *cough* Star Wars *cough* Star Trek) i mean its ideas have been used so many times before and i had to groan and facepalm when it already seemed like they were shoving in a Romeo and Juliet plot. All i could think of was: Really? Are we still doing this? Have we seriously not gotten over this yet? This idea has been more overly used than each of Charles Dickens's stories
my issue so far is none of the characters are likable. I liked the main character a lot but i feel hes too much of a door mate for criminals and borderline apparently sucks up to them idk why but whatever
so far i only really like the female doctor cause she at least has the guts to tell the stupid emo bitch girl (i say emo cause she has an attitude of i hate everyone and everything fuck everything) to fuck off. I admire her guts and love when fights break out around her shes just like ummm: I should go 0_0
one thing i can say about the show is Clearly aliens still run the world in this show since they can walk around doing whatever they like and borderline announce how they are criminals and can get away with it
im kinda confused where this show is trying to go. So theres peace with aliens but.. they are walking around controlling everything and Humantiy is acting like the Alliance in Mass Effect, bending over backwards for the aliens...?
and the main character can apparently do whatever he wants cause hes had "Bla bla bla experience" and thus is invincible. Im not sure i even need to say how that sums up the main male character in every sci fi that has ever existed. Of course hes kinda funny but if were going to compare this to lets say Han Solo since they are the same character, i think Han Solo at least understands who he is better. Course his love dialouge is the worst ive ever heard but besides from that he understood who he was and didnt drastically change with a snap of his fingers
**EDIT: and apparently they ARE going with the Romeo and Juliet bullshit............f*****.........*********......... *facepalms* god damnit i hate when people recycle very very very old ideas overly used just cause they can't think of anything else**
in other news i kinda like Alien Lucius Malfoy (dont know his name but hes basically an alien version of Lucius Malfoy) and kinda like the young black? (idk what else to call him since apparently now calling black people black people is offensive despite them not being African americans and u cant called them the Spanish word for black so idk i guess those other people oh wait thats offensive to. Ok the people we can not name) cop whos as gentle as a rabbit but still funny
**DOUBLE EDIT: Soo apparently theres not much explanation for stuff in this show. Like a band of rebels/ mercenaries/ criminals/ bandits agreeing to kill the main enemy just because they suddenly hate the main enemy a lot.............................................What....... Oh i am calling such BULL on that. Maybe im not an expert on criminal phycki but they don't go and risk their lives with NO benefit towards them, Only because hey there are these people u hate. No, fuck that. If anything they'd be like: Pffft sucks for all of u.
Also im really really really confused how Humanity ever won this war when Humanity's technology in this show is super out dated and its not like Halo where Humanity has modern day guns but they are really damn good along with super soldiers and super ships. Here Humanity is pretty much where we are now with only an exception of super soldiers. I'm confused how essentially the Covenant (collection of alien races with energy swords and super plasma guns and super ships aka Covenant) lost to a bunch of modern day Humans. Reeeeeeeeeeeally confused here. If anything it should have been Independence Day or like Falling Skies with hardly any Humans remaining but... for god knows what reason Humans with basic modern guns against super plasma weapons somehow won........ Oh wait i know, im guessing this show goes by the "alien movie theme' where it doesn't matter how super strong a alien race is, if it's going against AMUERACA! then it automatically looses. OF course, well that explains everything cause as we know from Hollywood AMEURACA always beats every alien race just cause AMEURACA is super awesome. I'll let Yugioh take it from here
Question to all Goths/ Steampunk huge fansI am only just getting into Steampunk while i have been a fan of it for many years. For instance i believe the old robot movie about N.Y and with Angelina Jolie was very Steampunk esq, the one that always jokes around about the girl stealing the guys plane with hand held ray guns and ect ect. As well as most Sherlock Holmes themes
I will be going to the world fair as my Plauge Doctor persona Sofferenza but one thing i am not understanding is Goths
Maybe i am not up to date in terms of culture and am like an old man now but i remember Goth's being like the South park description, people who wear all black hate life constantly smoke and fuck each other and for all sake and purpose modern day hippies BUT for some reason i heard people now saying Steampunk fans are Goths. I do not understand this. I understand where the word "Goth" originates, Gothica, which far more fits Steampunk than new age hippies but i dont see how u can just change a word for an entire group of people and slap it onto another group of people
are we now calling Steampunk fans as Goths and previous Goths as simply emos? I am really confused here with this termenology. I mean i used to hang around 'Goths' or whatever were calling them now, back in high schoool. Was good friends with them for a while until they went berserk against me. Dont remember why btu w/e
anyways im just confused by this termnology cause ive never been classic Goth
LuyehxianzongDont know what that means? Well you should because its Chinese for the Wizard of Oz and Clearly according to Disney, Oz takes place in China. Ok ok ill stop being sarcastic and ill explain more. This movie just has me enfuriated as i knew it would.
Now i may not be an expert on this franchise, credit where credits due, BUT i saw the original Oz movie countless times so i have a right to speak my mind here since u cant exactly create something for this franchise going against the foundation for this franchise. I have seen the play Wicked enough times and while yeah no duh its tremendously popular and will be infinitly better than this Oz movie could ever hope to be no duh, the play does contradict the book ill admit.
Now some of u may be die hard experts on Oz and have read every book. If so good for u but im going on the foundation this franchise was built on and the play
Now we all know the wizard is a tremendously manipulative man because he was a scientist that traveled to a very primitive setting and as such was able to manipulate them easier than mice (such as with the giant green glowing head trick) and with his ego so gigantic he renamed the land after himself. He was NOT a traveling freak show magician. Dorthy YES sees that old man that looks just like the wizard but they are different. Two different people like how the people on Dorthys farm arent a lion, tin man, and scarecrow. Oz insists on saying the wizard was that traveling freak show wizard when that is not true and the whole point with this franchise is that u see people u think u know but u dont.
A huge problem with the movie is it is bleintly obviously made for 3D when things are constanetly flying in ur face and getting uncomfortably up close to ur face. At one point it hurt as i had lights blinding my face right out of no mwhere
Another problem with this movie is Alice in Wonderlandification where Disney pulls more and more stuff right the f out of now where that never show up in the original movie and look like things more out of Wonderland like giant living flowers. I was half expecting Treasure Cat to randomly show up
And Oh yes China. Apparently in the land of Oz there are glass doll people and they have a town called China Town.....-__- what.... ok how in the hell would this fantasy world know anything about China?? Then again why do i even bother asking with this movie....
Also they have flying babboons not flying monkeys, Emerald City is incorrectly designed in the movie and Galinda is as transparent and bland as Bella in this movie But credit where credit is due.. for instance Meg Griffen does a really damn good job as the wicked witch. I just wish she would use a different voice than her Family Guy voice. Also glass dorthy has more personality than real dorthy ever had but phones lagging so ill add more later
LuyehxianzongDont know what that means? Well you should because its Chinese for the Wizard of Oz and Clearly according to Disney, Oz takes place in China. Ok ok ill stop being sarcastic and ill explain more. This movie just has me enfuriated as i knew it would.
Now i may not be an expert on this franchise, credit where credits due, BUT i saw the original Oz movie countless times so i have a right to speak my mind here since u cant exactly create something for this franchise going against the foundation for this franchise. I have seen the play Wicked enough times and while yeah no duh its tremendously popular and will be infinitly better than this Oz movie could ever hope to be no duh, the play does contradict the book ill admit.
Now some of u may be die hard experts on Oz and have read every book. If so good for u but im going on the foundation this franchise was built on and the play
Now we all know the wizard is a tremendously manipulative man because he was a scientist that traveled to a very primitive setting and as such was able to manipulate them easier than mice (such as with the giant green glowing head trick) and with his ego so gigantic he renamed the land after himself. He was NOT a traveling freak show magician. Dorthy YES sees that old man that looks just like the wizard but they are different. Two different people like how the people on Dorthys farm arent a lion, tin man, and scarecrow. Oz insists on saying the wizard was that traveling freak show wizard when that is not true and the whole point with this franchise is that u see people u think u know but u dont.
A huge problem with the movie is it is bleintly obviously made for 3D when things are constanetly flying in ur face and getting uncomfortably up close to ur face. At one point it hurt as i had lights blinding my face right out of no mwhere
Another problem with this movie is Alice in Wonderlandification where Disney pulls more and more stuff right the f out of now where that never show up in the original movie and look like things more out of Wonderland like giant living flowers. I was half expecting Treasure Cat to randomly show up
And Oh yes China. Apparently in the land of Oz there are glass doll people and they have a town called China Town.....-__- what.... ok how in the hell would this fantasy world know anything about China?? Then again why do i even bother asking with this movie....
Also they have flying babboons not flying monkeys, Emerald City is incorrectly designed in the movie and Galinda is as transparent and bland as Bella in this movie But credit where credit is due.. for instance Meg Griffen does a really damn good job as the wicked witch. I just wish she would use a different voice than her Family Guy voice. Also glass dorthy has more personality than real dorthy ever had but phones lagging so ill add more later
Biotic godSo i have been replaying ME 2 in a one all out playthrough of every ME game and i forgot about one of my favorite moments in the game. I wanted to share this link with everyone since it always gets me to really laugh a lot so i wanted everyone else to see as well the most epic showdown and fight in the ME series of all time
Biotic godSo i have been replaying ME 2 in a one all out playthrough of every ME game and i forgot about one of my favorite moments in the game. I wanted to share this link with everyone since it always gets me to really laugh a lot so i wanted everyone else to see as well the most epic showdown and fight in the ME series of all time
The Office, a train wreck to a golden seriesI am making this journal public because i know little to none of my friends know or care about the Office but i need to vent and relieve some steam as i have been watching my old favorite t.v series drive down a cliff into a giant fiery explosion so i think i need to at least vent being a fan of the Office from the beginning
Some of you may hardly know about this since recently True Blood but Mainly Hugely, the Walking Dead has taken over as the global t.v giant that everyone knows and loves. Well i won't go into British television cause shows like Doctor Who are eagler tremendously popular and for a good justifiable reason getting back on topic The Office was once the golden giant of television but with the end of Michael Scott/ Steve Caroll's reign the show gradually started to decline in popularity. With the end of the eight season and the show loosing more of it's key major actors and actreses, the show sped up from a decline to a run away flaming train steam rolling off a cliff
Personally season 8 was my favorite since it had some of the greatest jokes in my opinion.
Now to all Office fans Season 8 was one of my favorites since it brought in Nellie Burtrom who is is played by Donna Noble's actress in Doctor Who and while many Office fans apparently hate British people for whatever reason, i guess having something to do with the British Office show, i personally love Catherine Tate's role in the show and i believe she was a great addition to the show. I know she steals Andy's job and takes advantadge of a perverted CEO but that was the enjoyment of her. She was completely insane, sly, and manipulative and often having to deal with her painful bad past of divorces and being denied children. Then again it also reminded me a lot of Miranda Lawson from Mass Effect
getting back on topic i have been looking over old Office seasons and i think i can understand every problem with season 9 1. One of the primary sources of enterinament the Office had and it's only remaining source of humour after they lost Michael Scott was the pranking between Dwight and Jim. Sadly season 9 works hard to keep both seperated and thus eliminating any hope of some of the greatest humor this show had.
2. The Office season 9 can be summarized entirely as Erin's rebound season. Now i admit Andy was always a terrible man with women. In my mind he's like James Cameron. He can bea great guy, really kind fun and enjyoable. Can be a huge hard ass for people working for him but nice with random people. However like Cameron, with women he is absolutely terrible. In my opinion the Office should stop focussing on trying to get Andy a relationship, i mean looking at the Hangover do we really need a relationship for the man whore prostitute obsessor? (joking) I think he was decent enough as he was and constantly trying to get him a relationship just slowly ruined his character until he became the phycotic villain he is now. Now i obviously really really like Erin a lot, i could explain more about how really hot i think she is and very beautiful but i have a gf so im going to stop there and say i think she's a wonderfully developed character. Maybe she does deserve someone. Maybe Pete would have worked out for her. Honestly i think the time they took to show Erin slowly giving up on Andy, realizing how terrible he is and eventually giving up on him after he abandoned her, was great. However her relationship with Pete was not as developed. It moreso went from a path of Pete flirting with Erin, then them together, then Andy angry. There was no real time spent to develop them as a couple and thus it comes off as strange and borderline awkward for some and others like me enjoy the relationship but can't help but think: Soo.. what do they have in common?
3. The tremendous brutal seriousness in the show. It honestly feels more like Twilight by now than the Office. Sure the Office would have some very serious moments. For instance every break up Michael Scott had but primarily the witch Jan Levison that borderline destroyed his life. Andy's parents being complete assholes to him, Angela being a witch to many people and causing two men to fight over her for her own enjoyment. Yeah it had serious moments but it equally had plenty of humor and some of the best humor i've seen in a show. Unfortanetly season 9 scraps nearly any and all humor. I mean granted there are a few FEW Rare incidents of humor like comparing Andy to Obama and trying to trick him into thinking hes related to Obama. I mean yeah there were a few rare funny moments but overall it's just been a painful punch in the gut and im getting increasingly tempted to just not watch anymore cause its too painful to see what they have done
4. and finnally again with Andy being turned into some demon villain monster. For those that dont know Ed Helms took a three month leave of abscience to film The Hangover 3. Personally i think this was a really really stupid idea because the second Hangover bombed and has been considered a horrible menace compared to the first even by the most die hard Hangover fans and frankly i also think it's insulting that Ed Helms chose a movie series that treats him like filfth, treating him like some man whore prostitute, treating him like he's worse than dirt and that his existence is meaningless. That he chose them over the show that gave him a career and has been helping him for many years. So i personally think thats a low blow that Ed Helms would stoop so low for this but thats just my opinion. Regardless i think it was wrong of the show to villianize the once goofy friendly loon that always tried to bring humor to the show with his songs and dancing
for those that took the time to read any of this i thank you, for those that took the time to read this and maybe are Office fans, i thank you more. I won't lie, i often hated Michael Scott cause i had a teacher like him and he drove me nuts but i still ended up loving the improvem
SaltWith my tendency to joke around about tremendously stupid movies, i noticed Salt on and decided to now joke around about Salt's logic. For those that dont' know Salt is a movie staring the alien creature known as Angeline Jolie, or the fan service for many perverted men loving thin tall phycotic women and it is about the KGB activating a sleeper agent, Angeline Jolie, and her going nuts
but without further adue let us talk about the lessons learned from Salt:
1. If you are a mass murdering lunatic or enemy agent, all you have to do is change your hair color and you will suddenly become invisible 2. IF by some miracle a person does find out who you are, make sure you change Nothing at all. Like a T Rex, if you hold still enough and don't move, they will forget your there. Thus allowing you to casually walk around in publlic after shooting everyone you see 3. You can assassinate any president and there will be no harm done, countries will fully understand and will just throw some new person into office. There is absolute No consequences to killing the leaders of entire nations and no possible way many wars have erupted because of them 4. You can attack the KGB and expect nothing harmful to occur because as we all know, the KGB have and still are Russia's only armed forces with no police or military or special forces at all, only the KGB who have been as Salt likes to point out to us: trained by Chimpanzees and can't handle even children 5. Any kinds of weapons including rocket launchers and machine guns are allowed everywhere. As Salt likes to point out to us, you can walk into the White House fully armed and expect no consequences at all.
Oh and my personal favorite: 6. Throwing a gun at your enemy is Much more effective than firing it and using bullets
so to all you agents out there, get out the wigs and hair dye so you can fight for your mother land and remember above all else to stand still, don't move, and people will forget your there
**This journal like all my journals joking around about all stupid movies and being very sarcastic, should Not be taken seriously. These journals are only for humor**
Also it helps me lighten up after so much crap lately I will admit there is ONE scene where Mrs Alien stick girl changes her appearence which was done very well and i didn't even recognize her. The only problem is this is done in the last 20 - 30 minutes of the entire movie and she immediatly throws off her desguise to borderline be like: "Its ok Here i am!" so its completely and utterly pointless
but if you'll all excuse me, i'm going to go take my rail cannons and fuel rod guns to my school while changing my hair color
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