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· BIG REMINDER

Posted 4 days ago
· Haven't been posting as much

Posted 2 weeks ago
· Meaningful update

Posted 1 month ago
· New HORSE The Band album
· Thanks Syam

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November 18th, 2009

BIG REMINDER

Remember, I will be going 100% PURE BALD in March as part of the World's Greatest Shave
You can donate any spare monies here
Any amount, no matter how small, would be greatly appreciated!

November 16th, 2009

Haven't been posting as much

And I really miss you guys!
So, tell me what's been happening with you, I'd really like to keep in touch!

November 4th, 2009

Meaningful update

Coming soon

October 5th, 2009

New HORSE The Band album

I can't get over how good this is.
I mean seriously.
This is just amazing.
Holy shit.

October 4th, 2009

Thanks Syam

So, Nick Cusworth walks into a bar.
And the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?"

geddit

September 30th, 2009

World's Greatest Shave!

I've registered on the World's Greatest Shave website, so come march next year I will be so bald. SO BALD.

If you want to donate, you can access my profile here and click on the 'Sponsor Me' button on the top left of the page. It accepts international donations too!

Any help would be greatly appreciated with this guys. I love each and every one of you! And I hope you'll all still love me when I'm SO BALD!

September 27th, 2009

Note to self.

Stop making journals while drunk.
Stop reading old journals I made while I was drunk.

September 24th, 2009

...

Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground infront of the snowcone stand and began licking at the girls eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubes. Their bodies convulsed and flailed with an almost seizure like intensity. At times their pale limbs seeming to shift back and forth from one torso to the other. A crowd gathered almost immediately to watch these two girls tie and untie their bodies like a pair of pit-vipers. They were confused, or concerned, or shocked, or aroused, or all of the above. But no-one dared interfere with the performance. Jennifer's long ashen hair hung down concealing the girls face like a curtain around a hospital bed. No one had any idea that the girls eyes were revolving under her ruby tongue. "This is disgusting, it's pornography" exclaimed a pasty slut white woman in a fur coat, vanilla ice-cream smeared across her double chin like a money shot. Counting a balding professor type in his mid-forties, his left hand stuffed crassly down the front of his pants

"No, no, no. This is beautiful, this is art."
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