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Most Awkward daySo today I have basicly said some of the most awkward things *if taken out of context* and they are all pretty funny.

1) Since I work in a mailroom I give out packages to people throughout the day and a very clingy girlfriend comes in with her boyfriend, after figuring out what package is his I realize its the one that is roughly 5 feet tall and all around big package. I bring it out and say 'This is one big package, good to know you brought your girlfriend to help you out with this...' I have never seen a girl get such a big smile on her face. She soon grappling his arm said 'well I do ow you so I guess I can help you with this package and your private package.'

2) While listening to Bush at home my roommates girl friend peeks into my room and asks 'what band is this? its good and mike doesn't have it' I tell her that its Bush and we talk about it for a few minutes saying they are good in moderation and say 'A little bit of Bush is always a good thing' about 3 seconds later her face went bright red as she soon as she notices she leaves my room not saying a word with a mortified look on her face

3) While herassing a friends girlfriend in passing (I constantly call her a witch since she tries to push apart him and his brother as she dislikes his brother) she tries to give me a cold shoulder, but fails, and I end up saying that was as cold as a witches tit (an old english expression saying that is pretty fucking mean of you) she soon looks down and grabs her boobs and says 'oh my god can you see my nipples through this shirt?!' and freaks out a bit and rushes to the nearest bathroom.

Currently it is only 1:40 here where I live. I will have to update this some more as me and my friend are about ot hang out in a half hour or so and she is hears alot of stuff wrong and likes to speak really loudly in public areas. woo hoo...so cant wait -_-. Updates will come later.
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Most Epic Halo Campaign EVERSo me and my friend decide it will be a good idea to waste our time playing Halo 3 on Legendary with all the skulls on, I soon talk him out of putting the one that takes away the hud and we soon play the game. Level one was not t o hard nor was level 2, however the further we went on the more we realised how stupid we were. the last three levels took roughly 4 hours for us to complete with pure luck and some beat down skills. if you are thinking I want to try to beat the game on Legendary with all the skulls it is only for the most EPIC of players to do it alone and by themselves and it is utterly insane to attempt to do it with a friend(s). You have been warned.

PS. it was well worth it even though I now am suffering from sleep deprivation. . .
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Angry E3 rantBefore getting all serious its time for some friendly words from our favorite video game enthusiast, Adolf Hitler click here for funny Final Fantasy XIII rant

So now that E3 is over with in my mind I am finding more and more that E3 was once again an epic failure. HOWEVER, unlike everyone else I believe it was because of crappy games, poor planning and reworking of video games.

First off I will limit my Nintendo talks to only to 3 things. 1) Why did you bring a movie director to play the drums? why the hell didn't you get someone like Kyle Barker to come out and play Wii Music, not the man of a million (horrible) twists 2) Animal Crossing, I love the series for some reason its fun and addicting however it is not a hardcore game. All it does is let me unleash my OCD self on something else other than the kitchen. 3) Nintendo, the KING of first party games, only has 1 game I am looking forward too, MadWorld.

Now Alas, microsoft, I dont understand how you can possibly have missed the point of your press conference. I currently found myself shaking my head because of the epic wave of fanboys ready to erupt about the debacle that was the now multiplatformed Final Fantasy XIII. While I understand why Square is making this game multiplatform, I do also understand that fanboys do not understand the economics of making a video game. While going onto both the 360 and the PS3 will give square more money to create more games I think most of the people have missed the point and this event only added fuel into the PS3 fanboy fire more than any blogging ever could. I will say this. Gears of War 2 looks impressive. I have played Gears 1, I wasnt a huge fan I felt like the controls were broken and if you knew how to shotgun roll you were unstoppable. I am all about a level playing feild (that is why Halo is one of my favorite games) Gears of War 2 looks balanced and realistic and it looks like Epic studios understands how to make a true sequel to a game.

All I can say was I have much more faith in Sony now than I ever had before. What Microsoft and Nintendo failed to do Sony pulled off without a hitch. While worried at first because they lost the exclusiveness to FFXIII I now see it doesnt matter with such a strong lineup of games that have been shown and announced. If they can keep this momentum forward they will have won the Console war in the way nintendo hasn't (you know, by producing games) I dont need to say much but Little Big Planet, God of War III and other games I will forget about have me excited.

Finally for the third party publishers I would like to take a grav hammer and beat the shit out of you. for every 3 or 4 games shown their was 1 that appealed to me and looked like fun. Resident Evil 5, Fallout 3, Left 4 Dead and Deadspace all have shocked me in ways games haven't for a long time. Resident Evil 5 will prove it is going to be the greatest 3rd person shooter ever created. Fallout 3 looks so damn different and interesting Im affraid to see what other twisted things they have to go along with a tiny nuclear bomb, Left 4 Dead made me pause the game to change my pants, and then resume it in order to decide I will just change once Im done. That game looks horrifying to me, those Zombies look like something that will eat your flesh and quicker than that japanese food eating guy can eat hotdogs.

While I found this years E3 to be a fail, not because of the fact that the format of the week has changed but because of the publishers making it a horrible year for gaming. with the exception of the PS3 and a litterally 5 or 6 other games it would have made me predict a crash in gaming. Thank god to the few companies that care for their games I believe that we can expect some good things to come out this year apart from the horrible games we have seen.
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FanboysWhile Roosterteeth.com has a surprising number of fanboys (there are so few!) I have noticed this more on the other websites that have been around such as IGN, Gametrailers, and anywhere else that has a love of all the systems but doesn't like to mod the users for fear they will bitch about their right to speak.

Now comes a closer look at the inner thoughts of a fanboy

Nintendo Fanboys
: They don't bother bitching and complaining because the true fans have accepted the awesome fun that can be had on the system, but accepted good games for it will only come out every 4 or 5 months of each other. While Sony and Microsoft fan boys can say they have some of the greatest games of all times Nintendo fanboys will laugh and point and laugh some more as they soon point to the NES and SNES which have some of the hands down greatest games to ever grace this earth. Also they have hads down won this console war because of hardware, while Nintendo celebrates in enjoy they are forgeting something very important, with great hardware their needs to be great games, which many companies ignore making games that look like a polished N64 game with the controls of Superman 64. Great hardware that lacks software

PS3 Fanboys: Have by far the better system but lack alot of the games that make a system what it is and thus they are in a bitter struggle with the 360 to prove themselves better. However slowly their line up grows strong, but they lose alot of their exclusive games to the 360. However the system can produce many images that look almost real and has the disc space to fit all 3 Halo games along with a handful of other random garbage to only sigh and say "what to do with all this space!" While games look pretty and usually run good as well they are so far advanced no one really knows how to program for that. However being so advanced puts production costs really high and really far away as people wait for a game to look photo realistic. Advanced hardware that lacks software

360 Fanboys: Probably some of the greatest games of the past two generations are on this console. However it is full of problems like the dreaded RRoD. However it makes up in this for being cheaper than Sony's system. One of the reason's Microsoft is so far ahead in this race has to do with the fact that they started the race so early. Grabbing alot of gamers as they wait for the PS3 and Wii to come out. They soon wait and find that the online connection is done almost flawlessly with only minor errors, however with the microphone that comes with the system it also leads to alot of annoying people yelling racist remarks into the headset that put people on the far side of uncomfortable, or if you are like you remember their is a mute feature that comes along with this lovely set. They have many games that are fun to play however good luck turning on your system to see a blinking red light telling you the ring of death is here. Great software with crappy hardware
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Kid Icarus on the WiiWow, I hate to say this but I was completely right. While everyone was yelling and screaming about how the new Kid Icarus title will be unveiled at E3 I said hold on because Nintendo likes to fuck with the hard core since the game of the gamecube. In all honestly the gamecube had so many titles that were complete hits that no one would buy that nintendo decided to shift its focus to casual. Currently it is making it a hit, A huge hit. Now with all of t his press Nintendo does not really need to run out and make games for us hardcore. I was a beloved gamecube owner since day one and enjoyed (and still enjoy) its many sleeper hits that are better than many games that are out now of days.

Anyways Kid Icarus wasn't announced. shut up fan boys. We get it your mad, go wank yourselves off to God of War III. My point being Nintendo does not need to make games just for us because we demand them. The truth is shown that nintendo has its own idea of fun to sell to the mass audience, and geuss what, its working.
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Red Ring of DeathIts official. Before my first Grifball game I am already put on the sidelines because I can't use my console because of that stupid RRoD. I guess this is what you can call on the injured list for the next two weeks. nothing I can really do which pisses me off so much. anyways I just wish good luck to my team and keep me posted I will try to find a way to get access to an Xbox 360 somehow for some games. but no garentees (I think I will let someone borrow my PS3 while I borrow their Xbox...)
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