Da FuqSo, I got a job at Burger King, yes take your crack at making fun of me for it (BUT I'M PROUD OF IT; WHAT'S UP!). Anyways. I think... I might've seen everything now. And today was no exception. I saw a black guy in drag. Wearing a pink weave. Made me double take until I saw his flat chest. *shutters*
Well RoosterTeethWell RoosterTeeth, you have finally done it. You finally jumped jumped the shark and joined bandwagon. Not only have you joined the Facebook bandwagon, but you also made it to sort of look like Facebook. As with everyone else, no one likes change. But this change is too radical and just a bit to overly complicated.
If you could change it just a bit, and made it less... BAKSFAbhaksdfh, then this change could be somewhat manageable.
Someone fix this. Gus, Ben... fix it. It's broken and people are complaining about it. Fix it.
Random 98 questions1. How old will you be in five years? a. 23 2. Who did you spend at least to hours with today? a. My computer 3. How tall are you? a. 6’1’’ 4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? a. Something, not sure what, but something. 5. What’s the last movie you saw? a. Avatar 6. Who was the last person you called? a. No one, I rarely call anyone 7. Who was the last person to call you? a. I don’t remember and my phone is dead 8. What was the last text message you received? a. Don’t remember (see question 7) 9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? a. See question 7 10. Do you prefer to call or text? a. Text 11. What were you doing at 12am last night? a. Sleeping? 12. Are you parents married/divorced? Neither? a. Married 13. When did you last see your mom? a. Today 14. What color are your eyes? a. Dark Brown 15. What time did you wake up today? a. 1:31 AM o.0 16. What are you wearing right now? a. Clothes 17. What is your favorite Christmas song? a. The Christmas Can-Can by Straight No Chaser 18. Where is your favorite place to be? a. Anywhere that’s quiet 19. Where is your least favorite place to be? a. Anywhere that has loud, obnoxious people 20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? a. Anywhere 21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years? a. A nice house, some kids of my own, happily with my mate 22. Do you tan or burn? a. Tan 23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? a. The dark 24. What is the last thing that really made you laugh? a. Don’t remember 25. How many TVs do you have in you house? a. 3 26. How big is your bed? a. Queen on top of a King (because I CAN!) 27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? a. Laptop 28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? a. I only wear shorts to sleep 29. What color are you sheets? a. Red, blue, and neon green 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? a. 2 31. What is your favorite season? a. Winter 32. Would you like a pie? a. Right meow, better be apple 33. What do you like about winter? a. Rain 34. What do you like about the summer? a. The wind -.- 35. What do you like about spring? a. Rain 36. How many states/provinces have you lived in? a. 9: California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Georgia, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Ohio, New York 37. What cities/towns have you lived in? a. Lompoc, Carthridge 38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? a. To wear all the time? Bare sometimes 39. Are you a social person? a. Somewhat 40. What was the last thing you ate? a. Steak 41. What is your favorite restaurant? a. Panda Express 42. What is your favorite ice cream? a. Vanilla 43. What is your favorite dessert? a. Apple Pie 44. What is your favorite kind of soup? a. Ramen 45. What kind of jell or jam do you like on your PB&J sandwich? a. Strawberry 46. Do you like Chinese food? a. Like hell I do! 47. Do you like coffee? a. Fuck no 48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average? a. Depends, sometimes 6 or 9, or as little as 1 49. What do you drink in the morning? a. Water? 50. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? a. Center 51. Do you now how to play poker? a. Yes 52. Do you like to cuddle? a. YES 53. Have you ever been to Canada? a. No, but want too 54. Do you have an addictive personality? a. Err… maybe? 55. Do you eat out or at home more often? a. Eat out in…. aaaayeah. 56. Sate your full name!: a. John K. Moulton 57. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? a. I think so 58. Do you want kids? a. Yes, one boy and one girl 59. Do you speak any other languages? a. Besides English? No 60. Have you ever gotten stitches? a. Never 61. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? a. Never 62. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? a. Pool 63. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat? a. Window 64. Do you know how to drive stick? a. Yes? I understand how it works 65. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? a. AriZona’s (Google it if you don’t know) 66. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? a. My class ring… until I lost it 67. What is your favorite TV show? a. House 68. Can you roll your tongue? a. Like a boss 69. Who is the funniest person you know? a. Uuuuh… 70. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? a. No 71. What is the main ring tone on your phone? a. Don’t know (See question 7) 72. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? a. Yes, somewhere 73. What red object is closest to you right now? a. My cup of water 74. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? a. No 75. Do you sleep with your closet door open or closed? a. Open, since I don’t have a door for it 76. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? a. Bees 77. Do you flirt a lot? a. No 78. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? a. Mickey D’s Sweet ‘n’ sour sauce! 79. What is your favorite food? a. Don’t know 80. Can you change oil in a car? a. No 81. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? a. Don’t drive 82. Have you ever run out of gas? a. See question 82 83. What is your usual bedtime? a. My what? 84. What was the last book you read? a. Halo: Contact Harvest 85. Do you read the newspaper? a. Rarely 86. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? a. No 87. Do you expect the Spanish Inquisition? a. The what now? 88. Do you watch soap operas? a. No 89. Do you dance in the car? a. No 90. What radio station did you last listen to? a. 102.5… country 91. Who is in the picture frame closest to you? a. No one, I don’t have a picture frame 92. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper? a. Things I need to do 93. What is your favorite candle scent? a. Lavender 94. What is your favorite board game? a. Monopoly 95. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? a. Super sonic? 96. When was the last time you attended church? a. When my grandfather died 6/17/2007 97. Who was your favorite teacher in high school? a. My band teacher, she’s awesome 98. What is the longest you have ever camped our in a tent? a. Never
A bit of my character's (John Banderas), past. Building a more in-depth history, and furthering a plot... maybe.
Not exactly as originally posted
*Band dose a visual inspection of the pelican before he entered the cockpit and turned on the systems, and whatnot. He cracked his neck as he waited for the systems to warm up and looked out. He started gazing off into the distance wondering*
"O'Coannell! Please, step into my office, I'll make this brief".
The younger Band nodded and walked into one of the many brass office inside one of ONI's headquarters. He quickly glanced around room, taking in his surroundings. A plain room with a white desk and a holo computer set in the center of the desk, tilted 30 degrees up for the user. The large, 6 foot 3, man, wearing what you'd expect a normal officer of the UNSC to wear in an office environment, sat down at his desk and quickly dance his fingers on the computer. Band changed his pace and slowly walked over to one of two chairs that flanked the front of his desk.
Banderas gulped softly and shifted in his fatigues. Usually when a UNSC brass, or an ONI brass for that matter, pulled someone into their office it usually wasn't good.
"How are you doing Richard?" Said the officer
"Err, good, sir. A bit tired from the last mission, but relatively peachy." John replied.
"Mmm, yes, your last mission, about that." Band sat up straight in his chair and somewhat fidgeted. "Although it was a success, and passed with flying colors, ONI is now declaring, that you, are to be released and reassigned in the grunt line work." Banderas blinked.
"I'm sorry, sir, what?"
"We're reassigning you, son. We have no more use for you." Replied the ONI officer.
"What? Why?" John exclaimed. "I'm the best, and my team is the top."
"Exactly. That's why we need to cut you." Band raised an eyebrow, his head tilting to the left in disbelief.
"No no no no, so you murdered my parents, take me in, trai-"
"I expect you to keep in line, Agent," interrupted the man. "Before you have an accident that'll coast you your life." Band stayed quiet. The official typed on the computer silently, making John feel more uncomfortable than he already was. "You're history, documents, ID, credentials, family, and life will be whipped. You'll be given a new identity, name, and life. We here at ONI expect you to learn you past, don't want anymore accidents, he said coldly, looking up from his computer." Band nodded and looked down.
"Your new name is Jonathan Banderas, or John Banderas, from province 113 on earth. You are now reassigned to the Blue Army: 12th Armored Calvary regiment. Do I make myself clear?"
"Yes, sir." Band replied solemnly.
"Good, a further document will be sent to you regarding your new change when you get back to your room. You ship tomorrow night. Dismissed."
*Band blinked from his dream and looked down at the pelican's computer. A list of red and yellow words appeared on the pelican's panel and Band raised his hand up behind his head and scratched his neck with a sigh*