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I think I'm coming down with something..I dont know what it is, all I know is that my throat hurts like hell (*cough*). It's so scratchy! I can barely even talk without coughing.

If anyone knows what it is, tell me please (*cough*). I have plans for tomorrow that I can't back out on. God damnit, I'm so lucky, arent I (*cough*)?

Coughingly yours,
lexy_ranger (*sneeze*)

P.S. Does your profile automatically delete if you die of swine flu (sorry, H1N1.)? Just wondering...
3 years ago  |  Comments (0)  |  + 2 Funny
lexy_ranger
My MomMy mom just pissed me off so much, i think I need to swear... SON OF A-- oh, wait-- DAUGHTER OF A BITCH!!!!! She just completely ruined my life! I don't even know how that is possible, but she did. The worst part is, she gets pissed at me, when I's really my Dad's and step Moms fault. Tell me what you think i should do right now, because you need a life to make decisions, and she just took mine away...

Angrily yours,
lexy_ranger... grrrrrr!!!!!
3 years ago  |  Comments (1)  |  + 1 Cool
lexy_ranger
Swear ritualYes!!!!!

I am so happy because the swearing on the internet cleansing ritual thing is finally OVER!!! WOOOOOH HOOOOOO!! FUCKSHITSONOFABITCHCOCKBITE!

Happily yours,
lexy_ranger
3 years ago  |  Comments (1)  |  + 3 Funny
lexy_ranger
Oops...What I meant to say was:

1) Roosterteeth (at the top)

2)mean (at the bottom)

3)I`m not allowing myself to wright swearwords on the interne... it`s a cleansing ritual thing that I somehow have gotten myself into...

Drowsily yours,
lexy_ranger
3 years ago  |  Comments (1)  |  + 1 Cool
lexy_ranger
Mondays...Hello internet people who just can`t get enough of Rossterteeth an Red vs Blue.

On mondays I sit at my desk all day and wait for Red vs Blue to be ready. I dont really care how long it will take, even though I know that it will take HOURS. (shh don`t tell my cat... wait. I don`t even have a cat...) While I am there I think I might as well search around the site a bit... But RvB cannot get off my mind. This is what I think about the characters:

Blue Team: Caboose: My idiotic side Church: my Blue Leadership side Tucker: my playa side Sis: my extremely stupid Ì-cannot-believe-I-missed-that!-It-was-right-in-front-of-me side.

Red Team: Sarge: my Red leadership side of me (and my ì hate Grif`side of me) Simmon: my nerdy side, in a ``kiss Sarges a** in all ways possible`` kinda way. Grif: my ignorant ``i hate sarge`` side Lopez: my mexican kicka** robot side (I really respect that side.) Donut: well, he`s girlier than me so I can`t even really comment...

The Freelancers Wash: my i-realize-whats-going-on-and-i-really-dont-give-a-f***-because-i-know-i-can`t-do-anything-about-it-with-these-idiots-around side Tex: my I-wil-kill-you side (I also really respect that side.).

If there is anyone that I have forgotten, please tell me in the comment section.

Thanks dudes!
lexy_ranger

(p.s. Doc: my... well...ya know, kinda like ``queer eye for the straight guy`` kinda side, Vic: my too-annoying-for-existence side. (i do not meant that offensively, even though I know it came out that way... oops...)
3 years ago  |  Comments (2)  |  + 2 Cool
lexy_ranger
Oops...I meant to say Rooster Teeth... Sorry... Heh Heh Heh...

So tired...

Drowsily yours,
lexy_ranger.
3 years ago  |  Comments (0)  |  + 1 Cool
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Cliff-HangersThe problem about cliffhangers are that they torture you into watching/playing the next installment of the series whether it is games, television shows, or movies. Especially movies.

With Red vs. Blue, for example, they made a huge cliffhanger to keep you attached so you will watch the next episode and make your friend watch it too because you can't shut up about it. Obviously the cliffhanger makes you even more obsessed than you thought physically possible. That is their goal over at Rooster Theeth. RvB is the only series that they have kept going. Why has it been so succesful, you may ask? The answer is: Cliffhangers.

These little things called cliffhangers are here to make the reader/watcher/player keep reading/watching/playing for as long as the creators of the series have time to make another cliffhanger. Sometimes the creator can make such a huge cliffhanger that it will still be in effect even after the next installment is out and the hooked fan already read/watched/played the book/tv show or movie/game one million times. These creators, at least I think, are GENIUSES (sorry if I spelled that wrong. It'searly in the morning and I haven't had one ounce of sleep.)!!

Cliffhangers are the most annoying, bothersome, disturbing but fun and exiting gifts that God (or whoever you believe in... sorry atheists!!) have given to us so far. Well other than the Rooster Teeth Staff, of course. Oh, And don't even get me started on the secret fan club! Oops... Disreguard that last comment.

Truthfully yours,
lexy_ranger
3 years ago  |  Comments (1)  |  + 3 Cool
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