Yesterday, on the Dresden Codak LivestreamAaron was doing his X-Men redesigns, and was discussing the powers and roles of each team member. We got to Jean, who's first mutation stage involved her dying and being reborn in a fiery explosion. Which leads to this conversation: dresdencodak: Phoenix's power is just to not die
Rhulad: so she is the bait Rhulad: or the decoy Rhulad: Every. Damn. Time dresdencodak: well actually she's usually just the computer nerd thedrunkenrobot: you guys, stop killing me thedrunkenrobot: it's not funny thedrunkenrobot: seriously NeuroConnoisseur: When rockets are fired at their jet in the movie they throw her body out the jet and she collides with them. NeuroConnoisseur: There, I've improved the movie ten fold. Frink: Wait, whose body flies out of the jet? thedrunkenrobot: Jean's Frink: +1 thedrunkenrobot: The X-men's battle plan for every mission: NeuroConnoisseur: Then she hits the ground face first and says "*** you gusy" into the dirt. NeuroConnoisseur: *guys thedrunkenrobot: 1. Throw Jean at enemy thedrunkenrobot: 2. Jean dies thedrunkenrobot: 3. ???? thedrunkenrobot: 4. Party psychoticSomnambulist: I missed the explanation of Scott's weirdness in full, besides "door face" Frink: 4. The people rejoice. Frink: win knofic: he acts like a laser pointer NeuroConnoisseur: I can't breath right now. thedrunkenrobot: 5. Jean comes back, complains thedrunkenrobot: 6. continue partying thedrunkenrobot: Scott will show his true strength when they face the cat army knofic: "stand back guys! i've got this one!" thedrunkenrobot: and while the kitties are distracted thedrunkenrobot: they throw Jean in, kill her, and all the cats are engulfed in fire NeuroConnoisseur: Meanwhile, Wolverine has a cat tail sticking out of his mouth.