Blockbuster--your inability to adapt to a changing market resulting in an inevitable collapse into failure is my success! Or so I would believe as I naively purchased Duke Nukem Forever for 8$.

What made me think this was going to be fun? The original wasn't anything special. Gore, tits, and some satirical comedy directed towards our societies law enforcement (read: PIG COPS [hurhurr]). This game, twelve years or whatever in the making is the equivalent of a man, 20 years after graduating high school who's still living in those quarterback glory days, making with minimal effort towards being relevant (read: FUN) among titles that have long since hurdled and transcended what FPS games once were.

Although I am kind of glad it got its dick knocked in the dirt. At least now I never have to hear people gossiping over how great Duke is or how great the next game will be. They'll be trying to tongue that horrible taste that Nukem left off the roof of their mouths for a few more years.

Blockbuster--your inability to adapt to a changing market resulting in an inevitable collapse into failure is my success! Or so I would believe as I naively purchased Duke Nukem Forever for 8$.

What made me think this was going to be fun? The original wasn't anything special. Gore, tits, and some satirical comedy directed towards our societies law enforcement (read: PIG COPS [hurhurr]). This game, twelve years or whatever in the making is the equivalent of a man, 20 years after graduating high school who's still living in those quarterback glory days, making with minimal effort towards being relevant (read: FUN) among titles that have long since hurdled and transcended what FPS games once were.

Although I am kind of glad it got its dick knocked in the dirt. At least now I never have to hear people gossiping over how great Duke is or how great the next game will be. They'll be trying to tongue that horrible taste that Nukem left off the roof of their mouths for a few more years.