+99
Signed up: 8 years ago (9/13/06)
Last signed in: 5 months ago
Friends237 Friends
Block
ChurchsWife
ChurchsWife
F.A.Q & Friending Also Random StatementsBECOME A FANBOY! (Friends only.)

4/10/07

Frequently Asked Questions
Feel free to add your own.

OMFG! How did you get them awardz!?!?!?111!!1!1
I will NOT answer this question. Ask me twice, and you get blocked.

Can I have Church? Like... Borrow him, just for this once?
No. He doesn't want you.

... Can I touch Chris? Please?
*Sigh* He's 52 quid an hour... Go ahead.
... I am no longer Scotboy's keeper. He's on his own.

Can I be ur frined?
Learn how to spell, jackass.

Hello, I am a creepy pervert. I would like to be your friend because you are a girl.
I shouldn't even have to answer this one... But no.

Why did you deny my Friend Request?
Probably one or more of these reasons:
-You've never talked to me before.
-You are an above mentioned creepy pervert.
-You asked my about the awards.
-You touched Chris without paying.
-You're a guy with pictures of half-naked girls in your images section.
-You have an obscene amount of friends and are just some whore.
-You're SUPER-new to the site... Like, less than I day of use and such... Get active, then we'll talk.
-Did I mention that I won't accept if you are a creepy pervert?

So uhm... Your fanfiction (<-- There's some!) is kind of....
... Don't read it then.

I used to be your friend... Now... I'm not?
Yeah... I clean it out every once in a while... Usually if you've been inactive for awhile or just haven't talked to me like... At all for a bit, you're gone. I'm pretty sure I'll let you back though. If you miss me THAT much.

Sooo... You and Luke?
No. You are gullible. He's not drawing me, we don't even look similar. We're both uhm... Girls, but that's about it.

You got kidnapped by a homosexual?!
Oh yes! ON a regular basis... His name is Stefan, and he's my bestest friend ever... Not to mention Gay #1 (I have about thirty.)

Jesus Christ! Th-thirty-- THIRTY?!
Mhmmm... I am a fag hag.

Oh, by the way... S.I.M.M.O.N.S is THE SHIT.
.... Huh? 'Kay.

Are any of these questions ACTUALLY frequently asked?
Meh... Like... The first two are. So sort of? What the fuck ever... It's Spring Break, I'm bored... So... This happened.

OTHER STUFF

Let's see here.... Chris's Questions:

How long does it take you to do your hair every morning?
Uhhhmmm... Probably like... A half-hour when I want it done right. My hair is a bitch.

What's the make of your stereo?
JVC

How big is your computer monitor?
1280x800

How do you personally pronounce Porsche? Por-shh or por-shuh?
Por-shh... Am I going to get divorced over that?

What's the CD that's physically closest to you at the time you're reading this?
Oooh. Christian Finnegan- Two for Flinching. He=hilarious.

Peanut butter: Friend or foe?
Friend.

Would you wear brown and blue together? (Picture it in your mind...)
I think... It depends on the shade of blue more than anything. Sooo... Potentially yes.

Syrix2's questions:

How many monkeys could you fit in your bra and or panties?
*blinks* Uhm... "Thinks about this... For a moment." I have no idea.

Where do you keep your phone whilst out?
My right front pocket.

Do you hate mosquito bites?
I don't know anyone who doesn't.

shave or wax your legs?
Shave.

Water or coke.
Water... I'm a Pepsi person.

Heroin or coke
Heroin... I'm a DIE-HARD Pepsi person. That is, unless I have to shoot up... Because then.. Neither.

Command and conquer or age of empires?
Huh?

xbox or playstation?
Eesh... Um... They both have their strengths. I really don't know.

Will you marry me?
No.

K's questions:

Is that a rule?
Mmmyep.

Is it written down on the Internet?
It will be in about 45 seconds... You aren't allowed to say I'm cute, so there.

Fizz's Questions

Other than Church/Grif, what's your favorite RvB pairing?
... Church/Tucker.

Manga or old western movies?
Old westerns... No Manga plzkthnx.

Best Xmas present ever?
Hmmm.... I'll get back to this.

What college are you gonna go to?
SUNY Purchase, hopefully.

Best country on earth?
I haven't visited enough to make this decision yet.

Worst country on earth?
I haven't visited enough to make this decision yet.

Should I go to RVBTO...? I am at a loss of money right now.
Yes. Always. Forever. Everyone should go.

Character Limit. Answers continued on Comment #27!
8 years ago  |  Comments (28)  |  + 5 Funny
28 COMMENTS Sort by Likes · Date
HurriHam

Hello, I am a creepy pervertStalker . I would like to be your friend

You touched Chris without paying.
HE MADE ME!!!

#1  Posted 7 years ago
Shaoblane
BEST FAQ EVER!
#2  Posted 7 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
kalvaza Sponsor

HE MADE ME!!!

Oi! I've only just noticed that! You threw yourself on me and wanted to be called "Harry Potter" to fulfill your digusting sexual fantasies. That's extra, by the way. Pay up.


Other very random stuff for your FAQ that I want to know:

How long does it take you to do your hair every morning?
What's the make of your stereo?
How big is your computer monitor?
How do you personally pronounce Porsche? Por-shh or Por-shuh?
What's the CD that's physically closest to you at the time you're reading this?
Peanut butter: Friend or foe?
Would you wear brown and blue together? Picture it in your mind...
#3  Posted 7 years ago  |  + 1 Zing!
syrix2
How many monkeys could you fit in your bra and or panties?

Where do you keep your phone whilst out?

do you hate mosquito bites?

shave or wax your legs?

Water or coke.

Heroin or coke

Command and conquer or age of empires?

xbox or playstation?

Will you marry me?

#4  Posted 7 years ago
antivillian
Will do.
#5  Posted 7 years ago
CuteyKitty
Those are great.
#6  Posted 7 years ago
HurriHam
OMG spelling
How many monkeys could you fit in your bra and or panties?
*blinks* Uhm... "Thing about this... For a moment." I have no idea.

Fix it!
#7  Posted 7 years ago
Sirzane1
hah i already know how to spell jackass.
.....wait.....DAMMIT!!!
#8  Posted 7 years ago
Wchurchill
You touched Chris without paying.

he meet me first when i first jioned the site by saying:
HI! welcome to the forms

even check here here at the bottom of the page.
plus!:i dont want to toucrh him to freaky


#9  Posted 7 years ago
ShotgunBoy Sponsor
soooo smexii
#10  Posted 7 years ago
k1L3rman
God damn you! Damn you to Hell and burn!
#11  Posted 7 years ago
kalvaza Sponsor
Where do you keep your phone whilst out?
My right front pocket.

Ditto.

OMG we're like sooooooo the same! (Sorry, there was some gay OC like program on my TV at the time of typing this).
#12  Posted 7 years ago
thor9356
good FAQ. I would add some stupid question but I can't think of any so far I will post a question when I think of one.
#13  Posted 7 years ago
thor9356
oh I got one. chickens or ducks?
#14  Posted 7 years ago
Crunchjaw
Not only do they work as a policy, they just happen to be funny!
#15  Posted 7 years ago
AltGrendel
This is cool.
#16  Posted 7 years ago
Vampiress13
Your FAQ Rocks.

My boyfriend Chris is a "DIE HARD "Pepsi person too :) I often catch him shooting up when our pepsi supply runs out
#17  Posted 7 years ago
KID327
Dude, this funny stuff. And I'll have to give your fanfiction a read. I used to write Slasher stuff myself. Mostly Harry and Draco stuff though.
#18  Posted 7 years ago  |  + 1 Cool
HazeyShade
oh hey look, another faghag. *self deemed Dayton's Biggest, but with due cause* :D.
#19  Posted 7 years ago
_Ricky_
well i've learned much
thank god im not a perv.
and I dont ask dumb ass questions.
so thats a good start if I do say so myself
#20  Posted 7 years ago
Spartan736
I got a couple FAQ's...

Why didn't you add me even though I qualify as I am none of the aforementioned stuff.
What is your gamertag?
Do any of the gays guys you know aslo like Church? Also, have you beaten them up because of it? LOL

:)
#21  Posted 7 years ago
_Ricky_
hmm more added things :D
surely I must check on a regular basis
#22  Posted 7 years ago
subversive89
Can I be ur frined?
Learn how to spell, jackass.

Nice. Very nice.
#23  Posted 7 years ago
cunfuzzled
It's late. I'm bored. Questions!

Other than Church/Grif, what's your favorite RvB pairing?

Manga or old western movies?

Best Xmas present ever?

What college are you gonna go to?

Best country on earth?

Worst country on earth?

Should I go to RVBTO...? I am at a loss of money right now.
#24  Posted 6 years ago
masterdenae
Question:

How the HELL did you fit that all into ONE journal entry?

And PEPSI is the winner....of all.
#25  Posted 6 years ago
megafire RogueOfFlame
If you like Grif and Church... what the hell are you doing in the S.I.M.M.O.N.S.? (I shouldn't really be talking, but still)
#26  Posted 6 years ago
ChurchsWife

Degenerate89's Questions

What's so great about New York City? I've never actually heard you explain it. Or I forgot...or blocked it out...
I haven't been there either. It's just a thing with me about living in Youngstown and knowing it's a shithole and how much I hate small town life. I'm not a suburban girl. It's not in me. NYC is pretty much as urban I can get without moving to Tokyo.

Orbit or Trident?
Orbit. Definitely.

Was your fame here on RT an expected occurance, or was it a complete surprise?
Surprise. But very welcome.

Are you a mod or a rocker?
Both, dammit.

What is your career choice and why do you want to pursue it? (I know this already, but for the idiots that don't...)
It's recently changed, so I guess I should tell everyone. I came to the realization a little while ago that I talk. A lot. I double-talk and mind fuck people on a daily basis... and I'm good at it (unless it's a certain person I'm fighting against. Then, I'm fucked... because he is evil). So if I could get paid for that, I'd be huge. That's why I'm going to be (or attempt to be) a lobbyist.
#27  Posted 6 years ago
discopete019
Am I in your good graces?

How awesome is Discopete?

Will you respond to this?

Just how tasty is girl cake?

Post edited 11/14/08 2:50PM
#28  Posted 6 years ago
Please sign in or sign up to post a comment.