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Michy's FAQWell, no one put any questions in my last journal, so I'll assume this is useless to everyone. Even so, I'm going to put it up and link to it when I get my profile in order. However, feel free to leave questions if you think of any. I'll add 'em in.
Q. Can I be your friend?
A. No. If you post in the forums I frequent, and we're friendly, then I will send you a friend request.
Q. What should I call you?
A. Well my name is Michelle, but you can call me Michy.
Q. How do you pronounce that?
A. If you can rhyme it with "bitchy," you're doing it right.
Q. OMG I WANT AWARDZ.
A. That's not a question, but I'll bet I know what you're getting at. Don't ask the staff for their awards. Post in the news and on the media content. Have some wit. Go to the events. If you deserve it, you'll get their awards. And don't spam for milestones. That just makes you a fucking loser.
Q. Who is your favorite character?
A. Simmons. I'd sex him.
Q. Why do you like Simmons so much?
A. Because he's a hunk of meat with a sexy cyborg yardstick.
Q. I'm a guy, and that's gross.
A. Your face is gross.
Q. So what's this S.I.M.M.O.N.S. business all about?
A. I like to put periods after every letter of s.o.m.e. words now and then.
Q. Oh.
A. Actually, S.I.M.M.O.N.S. stands for "Sycophantic Individuals Making More Online Non-Sense." Basically, it's a fanclub for Simmons, brought to you by the ATS (Simmons thread).
Q. Well, tell me more about it.
A. You can find most of the information here.
Q. How do I join?
A. First, you've got to be an active member of the ATS. Then you can apply here. Every few applicants, we'll have a vote. So don't freak out if you don't hear back soon enough. And for the love of god, don't bug me about it. We'll contact you.
Q. What is Sycophantic?
A. I probably could have saved a lot of time by telling you these things worked by magic.
Q. What's with your Red vs. Blue fan-fiction?
A. I've currently got "Dick Simmons" claimed at fanfic100 -- which basically means I need to write 100 stories about him. I am given 95 topics that I am bound to, plus five "freebies" where I can write about whatever I want, so long as it's about Simmons.
Q. Can I read it?
A. Sure. You can check out my prompt table here to browse by title/word count/rating, etc. Or you can go to my tag where you'll find all my stories in order of publication date from most recent to oldest. However, they are not written in chronological order. Later on, I'll organize them chronologically on FanFiction.Net.
Q. Ew... oh my god, why are Grif and Simmons making out?
A. Heh. 
Q. Seriously, what the fuck? You're sick.
A. I put clear slash warnings at the beginning of all my slash fics. If you don't like it, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't fucking read it at all. I don't need to hear your homophobia. If you have actual constructive criticism about my writing style, I'd love to hear it. If you're going to whine about how people are only heterosexual in the world, you're going to get my size ten boot up your ass.
Q. You're a moderator.
A. Well spotted.
Q. Someone is abusing the forums. Will you take care of it for me?
A. I will do my best. Please report any abuse here.
Q. Why did you ban me from the Red vs. Blue forum?
A. Because you didn't read this thread before you made your stupid fucking thread. Try reading the rules of this site before you do anything. We're not like the other forums you've been to.
Q. So I should just be punished forever?
A. I'll unban you after 48 hours. Just don't fucking do it again.
Q. I want high karma like you.
A. It's nice to have goals.
Q. I've seen some of your photoshops. Can you make something for me?
A. Sure, just shoot me a message and we'll talk.
Q. I love you.
A. Aw, thanks! I love you too.
Q. Then can I be your friend?
A. No.
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A. Because he's the sexiest piece of meat on this planet. Er... on that planet. That planet and this one. He's just teh sex, okay?"
Any planet!
Why "nine" has a capital N in front of it followed by a lowercase n and then an i, an n, and then an e, I have no idea.
But always remember, protests are never good.
YAY you like me..
meh... i think i should start building a FAQ too
*starts working*
.. i dont like working
Answers all the pertinent questions!
They're too scared to say anything. Pussies.
Hey, here's a tip: Don't try to get em. Trying = failure on RT. Basically, all you have to do is act like yourself on staffer's profiles. "Impressing them" will not help, unless you have free beer to give to them.
This is a normal reaction, for those who haven't been exposed to the mysterious personality quirk known as "fangrlism". As proof: I was one of them. I may/may not post an FAQ later this weekend teaching those just exposed to fangrlism how to cope, accept and respect it. Trust me, if you want to be in SIMMONS, you might wanna consider it.
Good luck with that. It took me 14 months to get up to 41, so imagine how hard it'll be to get up to, what's it now 57? I dunno. Here's a few real tips: Become an expert in graphic design, like Michy is. Be more in tune with the other forms of communication on the Internet, like Jengaship and the "Late Night Jenga Jam" on TalkShoe. Or for the slackers, just be cool. Like I am.
Read "He's Off His Fucking Rocker!" in my journal for my response.
Don't deny it. You think so too. And for all you guys reading this, everyone has at least one heterosexaul man-crush.
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Yes, I know. I don't even know why I'm doing this. I'm just really really bored. I guess this comment will take up half the fucking page, so...I oughta stop now.
In conclusion, good FAQ Michy.
-Brian
Spelling?
i should build one... but im not popular enough.
Spelling=fail
Nice FAQ. I can't be fucked making one. It implies i want to accomodate people. I don't
I'm hurt.
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Even if I beg?
Oh... wait...fucking Caboose thread FAQ's cant go and I'm outta space. Shit.
Pie(yay!) or cake(boo!)?
Can I call you MG, MG?
Why is it so much fun to say MG?
"OMG MG! FM said MG owns MGM, MG!", Can you say that 5 times fast?
Why do fritzmonkey's questions suck?
If you could kiss Simmon's ass, would you? And would it be ironic to kiss an ass kissers ass?
Super_soaker, kick him in the nuts, or cut off his testicals with a hunting knife?
When you say, "I love you too" do you really mean it or do you want my money?
I am now done with the questions, you are free to go.
Can I call you MG, MG? Michy, puh-ls. Although you just reminded me that I forgot to add the pronunciation of Michy! Thanks!
Why is it so much fun to say MG? Beats me.
"OMG MG! FM said MG owns MGM, MG!", Can you say that 5 times fast? Pro'lly not.
Why do fritzmonkey's questions suck? Do not!
If you could kiss Simmon's ass, would you? And would it be ironic to kiss an ass kissers ass? Absoltuely. And yes.
Super_soaker, kick him in the nuts, or cut off his testicals with a hunting knife? Sokum Boppers.
When you say, "I love you too" do you really mean it or do you want my money? Cheese Shop. Keeheehee...
I am now done with the questions, you are free to go. Thenks!
Now I hae new ones.
Why did you answer them?
How many more questions can I ask before you block me?
You would block me for asking too many question? gerk.
I was torn between asking if you loved me because of the sex of for my money and decided to go with the lease of two cheses. Did I make the right choice?
Shmex or smex?
What if only I call you MG?
Can I ask you a real question?
Where does your username come from?
How many more questions can I ask before you block me? I'd never block you!
You would block me for asking too many question? gerk. Read the answer, FUCKBAG.
I was torn between asking if you loved me because of the sex of for my money and decided to go with the lease of two cheses. Did I make the right choice? I'm more of a checker's gal, myself.
Shmex or smex? Depends. Smex for the noun. Shmexy for the adjective.
What if only I call you MG? That would be hot.
Can I ask you a real question? What have you been asking me?
Where does your username come from? Now you're in for it.
Started playing Pokemon Red version back in the day. It was actually my friend's brother's game. I didn't have a gameboy, so I had to borrow her Pokemon Stadium and transfer pack and play on the gameboy there. First question -- what is your name? Well, they only allow 7 letters. And, fuck, "Michelle" is eight letters. So I had to think fast for a nickname. Thus Michy was born. I've always been Michy on my gameboy games, and it's become my "internet identity."
As for the Geary -- I'm a soap fan. Well, I used to be. Still am sometimes. Not to the same degree I used to be. Anyway, I tend to favor the couples. I've made an excpetion for Luke Spencer, though, of General Hosptial. That man is walking genius. He's my hero. He's Dr. Cox without the medical suit. He's Jon Stewart without the politics. He's... you get the picture. Anyway, the man we really speak of is Tony Geary, who plays Luke. The man's a genius. And I'd want to have his babies if he were about 50 years younger.
I shall have to add these in later! If they fit.