August 23rd, 2007

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me dirnkyu chuuck norris is awseomw roudfnd houser kiuck peo0lpe I have to work tomorrow e hiccup ing fuc,l lots of huiiccupinmg --nreee s to sdleepo apartment beionbg shopwn tomororw to people need tlo oclean fuclre e want to go shooting azT the range fun fun long teartanger shottuobng 300 yards s fun n need to do it with iroon sights whre is steph? no idea cleanming? shit? bah! ti8red....sleepy. . .j-need sloeepoy m dids you knoeow that 40$ wothr of booze get me dftunk. reel dunbrk . fuyck l oalmost puke, never once throew up wafter druinlkinmg . tryig n to keep reconr d but tonghtjk is hard. uh oh. here she comes. time to boom boom

Posted 2 years ago by Sicario Comments (10)	+ 7 Funny

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82nd

I like guns

#1 Posted 2 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
.....drunk typing is a big no no

Havoc1

HateMachine

#2 Posted 2 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
A Picasso-like masterpiece of text! Good luck with the boom-boom, Mr. Whiskey-dick!

Brakus

#3 Posted 2 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Chuck Norris can shot put 300 yards? that's fucking impressive

tomii

ALT AWESOME

#4 Posted 2 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
OK... 1) Don't compute while drunk 2) If you do compute while drunk, puking is a no-no. 3) If you do puke while computing drunk, you're probably best off to go buy a new keyboard - they're a bitch to clean. 4) Let me know if you ever manage to shoot 300yds with iron sights... Successfully, that is.

Saint1900

#5 Posted 2 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Hahaha. There went my IQ for the day! Thanks, Sicario!

armeav8r

ItsMyLife

#6 Posted 2 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
$40 Then you're doing it wrong. You should be able to get shitfaced for much less.

Anastasius

#7 Posted 2 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Chuck Norris can round house kick someone from 300 yards? Here I thought it was 2 miles or more. Happy drinking dude.

dash8avionic

#8 Posted 2 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
40 dollars, it should be a 2 dollar bottle of El Toro Tequila from 7 eleven. That shit will put hair on your back.

haloguru2552

iLive iRide

#9 Posted 2 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
dubya tee eff, over.

RBuffordTJ

Xbox360 Time

#10 Posted 2 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
knothead

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