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I spend all my time in the BarBecause they won't let me into Bars IRL

They = My WIFE
7 years ago  |  Comments (3)  |  + 2 Funny
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dark54555 Site Admin
holy shit you're still alive.

Welcome back.
#1  Posted 7 years ago
pfft. welcome to the real world.
AKA marriage.
#2  Posted 7 years ago
my wife told me I wasn't allowed in bars either... so you know what I did? I stopped being a goddamn pussy and peed in her mouth.
#3  Posted 7 years ago
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