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I'm a damn nerd.Maybe not as big a nerd as some, but I'm a nerd nonetheless. I play video games. Lots of them. I am learning Perl, on my own, for no reason other than so I can program things for my own use. I play roleplaying games, and not the ones on consoles. I go to rennaissance faires. I watch anime sometimes. (just a couple of them, really) I nitpick The Matrix. I own a plastic lightsaber, a life-size Jack Rackham jolly roger flag, and all three major video game consoles. My only saving grace is my New England Patriots hat.

Why aren't chicks hanging all over me, dammit! I'm GRADE A MATERIAL!
10 years ago  |  Comments (13)  |  + 4 Funny
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meeRonn
Like, when you figure that out can you let me know?

Rad.
#1  Posted 10 years ago
Dublyner
Ask Nes; despite your sarcastic underpinnings your post is dead-on, nerds make the best material.
#2  Posted 10 years ago
mojomasta
"NERDS MAKE THE BEST LOVERS"

girls who say that get the most attention from nerds
#3  Posted 10 years ago
DragonEdge
Who needs girls when you have a whole forum hanging on your words
#4  Posted 10 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
Sekhmet
You know... as a girl who has dated her fair share of nerds and non nerds alike... I can definitely say that mojomasta is right..... Nerds do make the best lovers. :-) Give me a dork/nerd boy any day! :-)
#5  Posted 10 years ago  |  + 2 Ditto
Eclipse
It's so very true...
#6  Posted 10 years ago
GogoYubari
*hanging*

Nerds are fantastic. It's the only way to fly.
#7  Posted 10 years ago
burnie Cast & Crew
Go Jets. Beat the Pats.
#8  Posted 10 years ago  |  + 0 Lame
bugdog hoosier
I have a weekness for gaming nerds. I married one :)

Ooo, stereotypical idea follows - you need to be meaner to women. They like that (so I'm told - I didn't get that gene).
#9  Posted 10 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
ShodAlex
I'll hang on you

Just let me get up outta my chair, no wait!
#10  Posted 10 years ago  |  + 1 Zing!
InvissaGem
Nerds are the best choice for so many reasons. Not the least of which is their exceptional hand-eye coordination.
#11  Posted 10 years ago  |  - 1 WTF
nikasaur
I can't get the ladies either. I have really nice lips and I can't get chicks. It worked for angelina jolie, I can't see what the problem is.
#12  Posted 10 years ago
Neoma
You'll grow out of it.
#13  Posted 7 years ago
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