guhOne of the worst investments on can possibly make is to buy a new automobile. So, of course, I spent my hard earned deployment nest egg on a new truck. I'm an idiot. As you can see, they forgot to put in the back window:
And if that wasn't enough, I went ahead and increased the chances of me getting a couple speeding tickets by putting one of these bad johnsons on: That's a supercharger, which gives me about 504 horsepower to the crank.
Yes, I am compensating for a fantastically tiny penis.
that's what everyone does with their deployment money.
Considering the market, I would say it's a better investment nowadays than... you know... investing it.... but then again any vehicle you drive off of the lot immediately drops like 10 grand in value simply because you drove it off the lot.
I think I'm going to withdraw my deployment money in one dollar bills and roll around naked in it for awhile and then figure out what I want to do with it
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From what I understand, he breathes fire and eats TRUCKS! TRUCKS! TRUCKS!
Truckasaurus once raped my mom's Volvo station wagon. He hates the Swedish.
that's what everyone does with their deployment money.
Considering the market, I would say it's a better investment nowadays than... you know... investing it.... but then again any vehicle you drive off of the lot immediately drops like 10 grand in value simply because you drove it off the lot.
I think I'm going to withdraw my deployment money in one dollar bills and roll around naked in it for awhile and then figure out what I want to do with it
Also, no window means no gun rack.
A true "little dick " truck has to have an 18" lift and super swamper tires and never be taken off-road. You're halfway there anyway.