July 4th, 2009

Silly Scotboy.

I forget that in the sun, pale Scottish skin tends to go straight to red. You can tell how many buttons I left undone on my shirt. Hawt.

Then I went and jumped into a car worth over $1,100,000 and got into a bit of trouble.

I decided I wasn't done and thought it would be a great idea to fix my Xbox 360 controller myself. This is the result.

I need a nap.

Posted 4 months ago by kalvaza Comments (22)	+ 14 Funny

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SorvatS

Sponsor

#1 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
That controller is sooooo fixed. ....did you go to the FoS btw?

darkpapo1

#2 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I'm guessing 3 buttons undone.

Degenerate89

ImaGovtMan

#3 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Kathleen would be most proud. ...bullshit. You're not that rich. HAHAHA. Go buy a new one, then.

HurriHam

Not Pro

#4 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
What kinda trouble?

bi_pagan

Waiting

#5 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Wow...your day has been way more productive than mine.

tonyski

MrAchievemnt

#6 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
just put it back together. it's not that hard. unless you suck hardcore with a screwdriver and electronics.

Phoenixrage

triple major

FORUM MOD

#7 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I'm great at fixing stuff. I always end up with extra parts, woo!

LDude

BEER TIME

#8 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
That is one of the most interesting tans that I have ever heard about. And It's not just pale Scottish skin, those of us with English/German blood (Me) also turn red pretty damn fast. And I like your choice of car to hop in. And good luck with your controller.

BobLablaw

BULGE

#9 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Fucking bitchin' Mercedes. I think I love everything McLaren touches.

MildGrooveOn

POPPINSBONOR

#10 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I love you. hug

queenspammy

Wichita

#11 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I tried to fix a PS2 controller once...... It wasn't very pretty. In an attempt to fix one button I broke 4 more. I burn so easily. Why the hell am I living in the valley of the sun? You would die here. I think it's cloudy 2 days a year. Maybe.

Leo

6PackStunna

#12 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I still love you.

seb2005

#13 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
You see, engineers would waste a massive amount of time testing every node and finally replacing the 20p resistor. REAL engineers would realise its broken and go buy a new one

PeteZahut666

Quest over

#14 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Living as close to the sun as I do, I've built up a bit of a resistance. I got to drive a McLaren F1 once. All that horsepower and no room to gallop... Xbox magazine has a guide to fix those ya know.

sirjasona71

Dramatatan

#15 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
You need your meds as well as a nap.

CabaCaboose

THUNDERGOD

#16 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
What sun, you're in scotland. I call bullshit.

whtsnk58

HaloWaypoint

#17 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
All buttons undone because your too sexy for a shirt.

little_chief

GRVM

#18 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
It's almost cute how retarded you are. What do I mean by almost? You are totally cute. marrry me kk? <3<3

jamilio

Sponsor

#19 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
damnz...i almost attempted to clean my xbox by taking it apart and going over it with a toothpick. then i punched myself in the nards for thinking of such a silly idea

Knives_Kill

jumptheshark

#20 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I can fix that controller.

Remotes

#21 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Did they frisk you? McLaren!!!! McLaren and frisking!!! LUCKY!

vampireslaye

#22 Posted 4 months ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Replying about the controller: You never learn do you? ;)

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