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Best Drunk Tank Dialog...Ever.As you guys know, I am a big fan of Red Vs. Blue, and the guys at RoosterTeeth do a podcast called the RoosterTeeth Drunk Tank Podcast! What I like to do is just listen to them because they are very entertaining folk, and I came across #27. I've laughed about this part constantly, but I think it is time to share with the world what had happened on that podcast...

Drunk Tank #27 at 17:38

(phone rings)
Burnie: What is with the fucking phone?!?! Throw it out of the goddamn office!!!
Geoff: (quietly) Here...I'll take the battery out of it...
Burnie: Don't take the battery--just get rid of it!! Turn off the fucking ringer...
Burnie: (mockingly) Take the battery out...
Geoff: Alright, excuse me everybody, I'll have to leave the podcast for right now...
Burnie: (angry) Just turn off the ringer!!! It's a fucking button!!! Push it! You don't have to invent a time machine and go back and kill Alexander Graham Bell...
(Gus and Gavin start laughing.)
Burnie: JUST FUCKING TURN OFF THE GODDAMN PHONE!!!
Geoff: Why is it my job to turn off the phone?
Burnie: (quieter) I'm not mad at you...I'm mad at the world...

It's safe to say that it will be my new ringer pretty soon.
4 years ago  |  Comments (1)  |  + 1 Funny
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Jasonsnake
Holy crap!!! Best dialog so far hahaha
#1  Posted 4 years ago
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