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Heh...I love being a payroll manager. Well, office bitch really. My only REAL task each week is payroll though. The other hours I'm surfing RT, WWTDD, Yahoo!, LostPedia, and just about anything else I can to avoid working.

But it is inevitable that people must be paid on Friday.

So when half of my office hasn't turned in time tickets for the week, I love sending out the e-mail saying: "So I know I saw most of you all week. I guess you all just like working for free then. Who needs money? Who needs to be paid weekly. Fuck it! Save your company some money to keep you employed!"

And then they flood in...
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