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Pretzel bits anyone?So my roommate recently made this purchase that annoys me.
And don't get me wrong, my roommate is generally a cool person, and I have nothing against her, but this purchase, OH MY GOD!!! It drives me insane!!!
You may ask: What did she buy?
Well dearies, my roommate bought a giant cardboard pretzel bits poster.
And I generally have nothing against cardboard pretzel bits poster, but this one has 5 little LED lights that flash. constantly. without stop. all of the time. even at night.
it is the worst feeling of the world to be totally exhausted and asleep when suddenly you are being woken up by a POSTER OF PRETZELS!!!
If you are curious about what this looks like, well here you go:



and so here is my question to you internet: HOW SHOULD I GET RID OF THIS THING???
my current favorite option is setting it on fire, but I feel that there are more creative options out there, suggestions?
2 years ago  |  Comments (5)  |  + 2 Funny
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SpitFireJay GoingAway
My first question is WHY? Why would anyone purchase that thing?

How would I get rid of it? Have the muppet sweetums come eat it.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
gregory
Lava. It's like fire, but a step further.
#2  Posted 2 years ago
HopTheMoople
Don't wast food. Give it to a hobo. I heard LCD's are packed full of protien.
#3  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 0 Lame
Rohiric
i have this elaberate idea an i think you might like to hear. okay cut the poster into about 50 different pieces and then you can destroy the poster in 50 different ways then post a topic called destroy the pretzel poster and give people the oppertunity to tell you how they would destroy there own piece of hate. once you have finnished you will have destroyed it in 51 different ways, and you could do a prize contest and give the top 5 best idea's a LED each ! :D

hows that for genius
#4  Posted 2 years ago
Chalky991
The fuck is that?
#5  Posted 2 years ago
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