+55
+54
Signed up: 8 years ago (12/07/04)
Last signed in: 8 months ago
Friends17 Friends
Block
Phorpus
Phorpus
...and now we're backFor the reunion show that will not meet your expectations, will not nearly be as funny, and just a sprinklin' of regret and condescension.

Whuh happo?

- Graduating in May. Don't know if good yet.

- Building resume and contacts as a production assistant and intern. Was promised IMDB credit as an extra and P.A. and still haven't received any. Sad face. But I did meet Hayley Williams' mother who was a producer for something I worked on. I don't know who Hayley is but apparently she's a very nice daughter.

- "Hello publishers, would you like to read my stories and novel? No? When can I get back to...hello? Oh."

- Just ended a very toxic relationship with a girl that woke me up in the middle of the night with the only photograph I had of my grandfather when young ripped in half as she told me, "Now we both don't have a family. Never leave. Never, please." I left. She's mad.

- Took a fuzzy picture of Nicole Atkins at The Troubadour. I think she flipped me off. Many people behind me, though. Either way I'd understand if she did.

- Excited about Doctor Who Series 6. It is a kid show, yes. Stop looking.

- I'm hoping there's an opening for a office P.A. for a TV Show after I graduate. If not, day job time. Would you like salt on your popcorn?

- Still a lot of self-esteem and narcissism issues. Social anxiety for a while. But now I can make eye contact with someone and not go into panic attacks about how they're judging me and can read my thoughts. Daddy issues, probably.

- Pokemon White was...interesting. Not really interested in pursuing it, though. And by "pursuing" I mean grinding my team to 80. Minecraft also fading. 1.5 might change that.

- Mandarin oranges are fucking scrumptious. But seasonal. GOD DAMN IT.

- Going to a lot of comedy shows nowadays. Does it show? Bamford is addictive.

- My mother is forcing me to keep her dachshund for a while to housebreak and teach it tricks like I did with my Sheepdog. Dachshunds are idiots.

- Life-changing revelation of the month: "I have to stop looking for answers for specific problems in my life in the examples of others and use my critical thinking to fix them myself."

- I really hope "You are here" wins a spot. Really digging that shirt for some reason.


Well, see you all the next time Red Vs. Blue randomly pops up on Reddit and reminds me I haven't deleted my account.

Poof! And I'm gone!
2 years ago  |  Comments (5)  |  + 1 Cool
5 COMMENTS Sort by Mod · Date
jtmitchell87 78llehctimtj
My only thing to contribute: I made my own Minecraft server after three hours of tinkering, but refuse to give it out to people.


I don't know the logic behind this.
#1  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 2 Funny
wizardmon5
Hayley Williams is the lead singer of Paramour, a very good band.

Also, that girl (the toxic one) sounds inteeeeense. Good call.

I liked Pokemon Black. PS - We could trade. (Pokemon, not games.)

Oh, and have you tried Clementine oranges?
#2  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
TKdademon
Hey dude.

Nice to see some old friends are still alive and junk.
#3  Posted 2 years ago
Box Job Searchin
Good to hear from you bro! Long time no talk. Good luck with everything :)
#4  Posted 2 years ago
Zack Zatch at RTX
Graduating in May. Don't know if good yet.

Not good. Repeat, not good at all.

See you on the other side though. Can't really avoid the not goodness that it brings. =\
#5  Posted 2 years ago
Please sign in or sign up to post a comment.