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sleeping habitsi woke up my wife the other night with the following conversation:

Me: TIMBER!
Wife: What?
Me: TIMBER! Cameron Diaz (something something)... That tree is going to fall and hit the one next to it.

this was almost as good as the conversation in the middle of the night from a few weeks ago:

Me: (laughing)
Wife: What's so funny?
Me: Penguins... hehe.
Wife: What about penguins?
Me: They're hard to catch.

fin.
3 years ago  |  Comments (25)  |  + 231 Funny
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SailorTweek RTX BOSS
My husband does the same thing. He wakes me up with a Venture Bros quote or some IT tech babble.
It cracks me up everytime. XD
#1  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 2 Funny
Redlaw25 Sponsor
Sleep talk is better than Sleep walking
#2  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 3 Zing!
NeoNK1
DUDE, I want what ever you are taking......seriously.
#3  Posted 3 years ago  |  - 3 Flamebait
harrow
i do that all the time, it's so embarrassing when you find out in the morning
#4  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
BlackPenguin Guardian x4
I would totally pay money for your dream journal.

And yes, we hard to catch.

Post edited 5/19/11 5:05AM
#5  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 5 Funny
manofchance Superhuman
sounds like some good dreams
#6  Posted 3 years ago
vpblack777
"Those crafty [black and white] devils!" --Sarge
How hard are penguins to catch?
A) very
B) extremely
C) Indubitibly!

#7  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
Panacamanana Sponsor
I love having random out of no where conversations.

Really gets my friends confused.
#8  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
Arcaded
Penguins



#9  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 5 Funny
Deanzo_
i've to hand it to you. them penguins are some slippery bastards.
#10  Posted 3 years ago
moiradracko workworkwork
XD That was hilarious.

Reminds me of my two teens who constant HAVE conversations with each other sleeping. Its fun to watch and I get GREAT dialog for my work. None of it makes sense... that is the best part.

It says allot about a producer when he continues to make good quality comedy while sleeping.

*pats on shoulder* I know this feeling... I too do it.
#11  Posted 3 years ago
sgtjarresore
Very relate able discussion my sleep conversations have been recorded in the past and Im both awkwardly funny and scary
#12  Posted 3 years ago
Bravo0777
You are a genius when you are sleepy!
#13  Posted 3 years ago
Bleu_Ace
That's rather hilarious...and makes no sense at the same time. xD
#14  Posted 3 years ago
Timor_Kri
That is toatally and completely random and makes no sense whatsoever. I'm Timor and I approve this message
#15  Posted 3 years ago  |  - 1 WTF
RaptorGear
this is me in daily life but on purpose :P im even worse when im very tired... it is a gift you have there.Use it well.
#16  Posted 3 years ago
NVMidian Sponsor
Haha, wow, that's even better than my buddies late night waking up and screaming in his wife's face then going directly back to sleep....or shoving her off the bed so hard in his sleep he sent her into the night table.
#17  Posted 3 years ago
Musicman842
His wife might need therapy after that.... :P Just kiddin'. Penguins ARE hard to catch but extremely cute. Check out the Youtube video of the penguin being tickled....
#18  Posted 3 years ago
jack_rabbit
In reply to Arcaded, #9:

Cute and cuddly boys, cute and cuddly.
#19  Posted 3 years ago
MrsKKBensen Sponsor
I've had similar conversations with my fiance.
#20  Posted 3 years ago
OptimusPlum
I had a similar experience. Me and my girlfriend are on a plane to hawaii, and she wakes up from a 3 hour nap, taps me on the shoulder and says, "You know what I just realized? Stephanie Meyer, that bitchy bitch, writes drama books. we should f*ck her." She then went straight back to bed.

The look on her face when I told her........ priceless!
#21  Posted 3 years ago
theangryewok
my sleeping habit is waking up on the other side of the room.IM NOT JOKING!
#22  Posted 2 years ago
digitulaaron
penguins are hard to catch
#23  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
THERIGBOSS Sponsor
You will catch those Penguins one day.
#24  Posted 2 years ago
DocCrowl
Better than my little sister! She woke me up one night years ago (we shared a room) screaming "THE BLOOD! THE BLOOD! IT'S EVERYWHERE!" I ran to the l;ight, turned it on, and she was sitting up in the middle of her bed. I asked her what was wrong, and she suddenly (I thought) woke up and said "Why are you up? Go to bed!" I asked her again about her dreams as she lay down, and she just sighed and said "Tori go away, Mom and Dad leave me alone, Joe shut up, Jack go to bed." Noone but me (Jack) was in the room.... I didn't sleep very well after that...
#25  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 1 Lame
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