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Brandon in MelbourneOr.... Why You Never Drink At Fan Events Reason #71
1 year ago  |  Comments (105)  |  + 389 Funny
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LepraSaun The RTXpress
yeah...that was my bad :P
#1  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 22 Funny
Some of the best and worst night i have had out have begun by having ABC shots... you have about 30 seconds to sit down before it hits you in the face and forces you down.
#6  Posted 1 year ago
Hannahalo RTOZ veteran
I think my boyfriend had several more drinks that were directed at Brandon.
So he could have been MORE drunk than he was.
And he was offered help getting to the hotel and he refused.
#7  Posted 1 year ago
hurah
lmao
#2  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 3 Lame
Angus314
lolz
#3  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 7 Lame
x0Caboose0x
This is great...
#4  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 0 Cool
Newbs RT MN 2013
Give Brandon...ALL THE DRINKS!
#5  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 13 Zing!
Newbs RT MN 2013
You guys/gals trying to kill him?! What the hell!
#2  Posted 1 year ago
Tambo Sponsor
Simple answer. Yes.
#3  Posted 1 year ago
dkosnowman
brandon tsk tsk tsk you need to drink more if your in australia
#6  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 5 Noob
Linh Fading
To a drunk that makes all the sense in the world
#7  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 7 Ditto
Does it now?
#1  Posted 1 year ago
Linh Fading
umm maybe
#2  Posted 1 year ago
jgordon210
maybe he was gonna meet kevin..
#8  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 10 Funny
Shawnee AgentWashFTW
If you can still text, you're not drunk enough.
#9  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 32 Funny
isn't is more; if your texts are still legible, you're not drunk enough?
#2  Posted 1 year ago
I believe it is that if they're not complete jargon that you're not drunk enough
#3  Posted 1 year ago
natetheskate Sponsor
This is Brandon when he is sober
#10  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 14 Funny
HenToes
Brandon, hehe geoff's alcoholicness has finally rubbed off on him.
#11  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 8 WTF
Snaaaake Loves Ren
I'm surprised you didn't get a text slurred "I Luv jhou Burny"
#12  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 13 Funny
He probably did
#1  Posted 1 year ago
Tambo Sponsor
I totally had nothing to do with the duel drinkings.
#13  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 1 Noob
AzureWit
All you need now is an electric fence...
#14  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 22 Zing!
Chikitychain Sponsor
That would definitely be the best way. With Bunie's persuasive powers and Brandon's intoxication great things will happen.
#1  Posted 1 year ago
hydra38811 Sponsor
Don't you mean miniature barbed wire?
#2  Posted 1 year ago
cubsfan05
trying, never successful
#15  Posted 1 year ago
Redneckman Sponsor
epic
#16  Posted 1 year ago
buxcrunner
how all good drunk stories start trying to go somewhere i foresee an animated short for this
#17  Posted 1 year ago
Gamerdw Nerd
Who takes a cab to a pirate ship?
#18  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 17 Funny
SeanC84
I was honestly surprised that no-one in the crowd at Auckland had alcohol. Surprised, and slightly relieved.
#19  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 0 Ditto
TehStevo Sponsor
I feel partially responsible for this. Yes!!! mission accomplished.
#20  Posted 1 year ago
justice935 CallMeCusack
At least he woke up the next morning, which is more than we can say for a few other RTOZ attendees.


Edit: Fuck, I just realised I woke up the next morning to go to the damn 9.00 panel. Fuuuuuck that. Speaking from experience, I believe he learned his lesson.

Post edited 11/21/11 10:32PM
#21  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 1 Cool
darthwader Fear My Cone
First time I'd ever seen someone face-plant during a panel... hopefully not the last time... Gus, I'm looking at you.
#3  Posted 1 year ago
3SJiveTurkey Sponsor
I'm one who did not wake up the next morning
#4  Posted 1 year ago
pinstripes39
In this state it would have been easier to get him to touch the electric fence, although probably much less satisfying
#22  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 0 Funny
Aeshir_
THEY IT ME ALL THE DRINKS
#23  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 1 Noob
jayheich
black pearl
#24  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 1 Noob
Pseudonym34
Wait, this isn't how he usually is?
#25  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 0 Funny
laifuthegrea
AHAHAHAHA! THATSS SOO FUNNNY!



weigt, i dunt gett iit. wat''s rung wiith teh piktur?
#26  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 8 Noob
theiviaster
Keep trying xD
#27  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 1 Flamebait
Bravo0777
haha he sound really smashed!
#28  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 1 Noob
SpartanLazy
So I See Your Following Geoff's Alcoholism Steps Good Job Dude (:
#29  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 5 Zing!
Beberis
He's not drunk. He's just running out of English.
#30  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 20 Funny
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