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Brandon in MelbourneOr.... Why You Never Drink At Fan Events Reason #71
2 years ago  |  Comments (105)  |  + 389 Funny
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LepraSaun
yeah...that was my bad :P
#1  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 22 Funny
Some of the best and worst night i have had out have begun by having ABC shots... you have about 30 seconds to sit down before it hits you in the face and forces you down.
#6  Posted 2 years ago
Hannahalo sponsoR
I think my boyfriend had several more drinks that were directed at Brandon.
So he could have been MORE drunk than he was.
And he was offered help getting to the hotel and he refused.
#7  Posted 2 years ago
hurah
lmao
#2  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 3 Lame
Angus314 Spartan 280
lolz
#3  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 7 Lame
x0Caboose0x
This is great...
#4  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 0 Cool
Newbs RoosterSpeak
Give Brandon...ALL THE DRINKS!
#5  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 13 Zing!
Newbs RoosterSpeak
You guys/gals trying to kill him?! What the hell!
#2  Posted 2 years ago
Tambo Photoman
Simple answer. Yes.
#3  Posted 2 years ago
dkosnowman
brandon tsk tsk tsk you need to drink more if your in australia
#6  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 5 Noob
Linh PayItForward
To a drunk that makes all the sense in the world
#7  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 7 Ditto
Does it now?
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Linh PayItForward
umm maybe
#2  Posted 2 years ago
jgordon210
maybe he was gonna meet kevin..
#8  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 10 Funny
Shawnee CaptainGrif
If you can still text, you're not drunk enough.
#9  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 32 Funny
isn't is more; if your texts are still legible, you're not drunk enough?
#2  Posted 2 years ago
I believe it is that if they're not complete jargon that you're not drunk enough
#3  Posted 2 years ago
natetheskate CelsiusSucks
This is Brandon when he is sober
#10  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 14 Funny
HenToes
Brandon, hehe geoff's alcoholicness has finally rubbed off on him.
#11  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 8 WTF
Snaaaake Sponsor
I'm surprised you didn't get a text slurred "I Luv jhou Burny"
#12  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 13 Funny
He probably did
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Tambo Photoman
I totally had nothing to do with the duel drinkings.
#13  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 1 Noob
AzureWit Sponsor
All you need now is an electric fence...
#14  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 22 Zing!
Chikitychain Sponsor
That would definitely be the best way. With Bunie's persuasive powers and Brandon's intoxication great things will happen.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Don't you mean miniature barbed wire?
#2  Posted 2 years ago
cubsfan05
trying, never successful
#15  Posted 2 years ago
Redneckman Sponsor
epic
#16  Posted 2 years ago
buxcrunner
how all good drunk stories start trying to go somewhere i foresee an animated short for this
#17  Posted 2 years ago
Gamerdw Nerd
Who takes a cab to a pirate ship?
#18  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 17 Funny
SeanC84
I was honestly surprised that no-one in the crowd at Auckland had alcohol. Surprised, and slightly relieved.
#19  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 0 Ditto
TehStevo Mechmonkey
I feel partially responsible for this. Yes!!! mission accomplished.
#20  Posted 2 years ago
justice935
At least he woke up the next morning, which is more than we can say for a few other RTOZ attendees.


Edit: Fuck, I just realised I woke up the next morning to go to the damn 9.00 panel. Fuuuuuck that. Speaking from experience, I believe he learned his lesson.

Post edited 11/21/11 10:32PM
#21  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Cool
darthwader Me So Tired
First time I'd ever seen someone face-plant during a panel... hopefully not the last time... Gus, I'm looking at you.
#3  Posted 2 years ago
3SJiveTurkey Sponsor
I'm one who did not wake up the next morning
#4  Posted 2 years ago
pinstripes39
In this state it would have been easier to get him to touch the electric fence, although probably much less satisfying
#22  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 0 Funny
Aeshir_
THEY IT ME ALL THE DRINKS
#23  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 1 Noob
jayheich
black pearl
#24  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 1 Noob
Pseudonym34
Wait, this isn't how he usually is?
#25  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 0 Funny
laifuthegrea
AHAHAHAHA! THATSS SOO FUNNNY!



weigt, i dunt gett iit. wat''s rung wiith teh piktur?
#26  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 8 Noob
theiviaster
Keep trying xD
#27  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 1 Flamebait
Bravo0777
haha he sound really smashed!
#28  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 1 Noob
SpartanLazy
So I See Your Following Geoff's Alcoholism Steps Good Job Dude (:
#29  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 5 Zing!
Beberis
He's not drunk. He's just running out of English.
#30  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 20 Funny
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