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Xerbeas is poor
O rly?

check his pockets later
#1  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 8 Funny
NelgMonkey
Classic.
#2  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 3 WTF
StammTheMan
Always take time to clean your keyboehbhwodufhuwofuhwuofwyifbwyfuwif784r97o6gror79rg7
#3  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 152 Funny
scooperdude TheDude
That shelf above my keyboard looks like it's about to fal;psoudfhj;asodvhucipalwjkfdh[aso;plsjkauopisdhvjckl
#2  Posted 2 years ago
Foyman BLZT
There's a spider on my keyboardjighafko;gsk.eiirsuawdls;eiujkdhfgm,ghdsuy6wwo8p0yfviuxzr4tyiu
#3  Posted 2 years ago
Cold_Snap
He's secretly hiding that he's a super genius who has just unlocked the secret to space intergalactic travel.
#4  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 34 Funny
Is there a non-space intergalactic travel?
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Lol. I was typing space travel before and I only deleted a little bit of it cuz I thought I had already done so. XD
#2  Posted 2 years ago
pt606 Sponsor
I was guessing he'd been co-opted by an alien race.
#5  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 6 Funny
X13_SCORPIUS
thats funny
#6  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 2 Ditto
Victolic Drewcifer
The first line i thought was a math problem.
#7  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 142 Ditto
Wow I was thinking it was a math problem, then i thought, Isn't Burnie's kid to young for something like that.... then i scrolled down. facepalm.
#5  Posted 2 years ago
I did too... I was so wrapped in it, I calculated the first line...
*Fragger Moment*
Replace all the "=" with + for that's what they really are, or should be.

Okay, here it is :
9 / -9 * 9 = -9
ANS (-9) / -9 * -9 = -9
ANS (-9) / 969 / 639 / 8 / 8 + 78 + 8 / 89 / 89 / 96
= 1.130959892649407e-4

The a...
#6  Posted 2 years ago
Andy UnUnemployed
It's just his cover for his actual intelligence.
#8  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 76 Funny
NODCOMMAND BirdofHermes
The RT conscious is a collective hive mind
Burnie's son inherited this mental capacity from Gus.
#3  Posted 2 years ago
I see a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. Where's the problem?
#4  Posted 2 years ago
BlakeCorbin Pale Crow
If she used water I hope it was de-ionized. or is it just ionized? Whichever was mentioned on the podcast to be safe.
#9  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
PatientxZero
I like how Burnie's expression in his avatar is appropriate.
#10  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 76 Ditto
raz0rblade
Math-based tourette's?
#11  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 21 Zing!
I have no idefooifsapifgpavjpavmpaxnvipaxnvkapvjqspvja what you're talking about
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Reaner Sponsor
I like that your picture has an appropriately quizzical look.
#12  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 3 Cool
I think that's the funniest part of this whole thing.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Sharkupine
Attempting to translate into a prediction of future events....
#13  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 1 WTF
Juls Count Down
Dude, your kid is a cylon.


Urgh did I really just make a Battlestar Galactica joke? Yes, apparently I did.
#14  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 26 Funny
Steven Sponsor
Yessssssssssssssss
#1  Posted 2 years ago
SGT629 Irestone
I wonder if cylons can beat Captcha....also welcome to the darkside :P
#2  Posted 2 years ago
tictac472 BitchYaBitch
Maybe your son is inventing a new computer language in his spare time. Who knows, he might be the world's next best programmer...
#15  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 3 Cool
StingerOne Sponsor
if he's the next best, who is beating him. I don't Burnie would approve that people think he's only the second best at something.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
LiveWire87 Sponsor
Math is the worst.
#16  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 10 Funny
Devon Sponsor
Oh shit hahaha
#17  Posted 2 years ago
MadIrishman
Or he's a mathematical genius.
#18  Posted 2 years ago
kyran
If he doesnt clean the keyboard it'll look like he is emulating Gus... and that would be some creepy shit :/
#19  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 5 WTF
dr_indigo Sponsor
My belief is that your son is a calculator.
There was another joke, but i'm not going there.
#20  Posted 2 years ago
wadark RTX Guardian
The kid is solving complex math problems in ways we can't even comprehend.
#21  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 2 Funny
QTMilarky Sponsor
He's one of the machines! Skynet controls his mind! QUARANTINE!!!
#22  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 0 Lame
BearyAwesome Gamer
I bet you changed your avatar just to post this convo...
#23  Posted 2 years ago
tunaops Sponsor
Wow Just wow Maybe He was trying to teach caboose math in caboose talk
#24  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 3 Lame
JenosIdanian Sponsor
Your face on your profile betrays the perfect amount of confusion
#25  Posted 2 years ago
Pachi
Ducking iPhone IM client.

Post edited 2/06/12 3:30PM
#26  Posted 2 years ago
Krispy RTXGuardian
For a second there, I thought he was asking an on math problem til I got to the end.

Post edited 2/06/12 3:29PM
#27  Posted 2 years ago
dragonic13
You know it's time to clean house when Burnie takes anything from a text seriously!
#28  Posted 2 years ago
Parasitoidi
+Cute
#29  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
Aaron Sir Badass
#30  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 123 Funny
Nah he is having a seizure
#2  Posted 2 years ago
Or typing while having a seizure? maybe?
#3  Posted 2 years ago
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