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Fight! Begin!Many years ago, I was in the break room for my old company and I was playing around with a Sega Dreamcast we had in there. I was playing Dead or Alive 2 -- back then I was a fairly serious Street Fighter 2 player; my college buddy Scott had a stand-up arcade version in his house and we would play it for hours on end. So, I'm tooling around in DOA2 in the break room and this employee comes up and sits next to me, asks if he can join in. I say sure. I play Tina, he plays Helena. As you do.

I proceed to thrash him in the first round. I feel like the ass-kicking was a little too brutal and I don't want this employee to feel bad about the President of the company mopping the floor with him, so I shrug and say "I'm pretty good at videogames" in the most off-hand manner I can muster. The guys gives me a deadpan poker face and a slight nod. I can tell he is a little miffed. He then proceeds to destroy me in Round 2. Gets a Perfect on me. He then turns his head as slowly as possible until he's looking me square in the eye and says "I'm pretty good at videogames too."

And that is how I met Gus.

I can't even remember who won Round 3 all those years ago, but that moment has defined our relationship ever since. I'd like to say I haven't seen his slightly-pissed, glowering poker face on a near daily basis, but that would be a lie. Our friendship exists in a range somewhere between "casual one-upedness" and "don't fuck with me or I will gut you" -- it's a delicate balance. I have actually spent more time playing games with Gus than anyone else I know. Which is strange, because he's also my best friend with whom I spend the least face-to-face time. He always seems to be doing something in private where he can't be bothered. I just assume he's practicing Dead or Alive 2, waiting for his rematch.

Happy Birthday, you filthy animal.

1 year ago  |  Comments (283)  |  + 867 Cool
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Andy Love4Boston
ROLF
#1  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 1 Funny
Jtech21 Internet Box
You obviously missed your opportunity to post Hobbie, because you were so late with the ROLF.
#5  Posted 1 year ago
as you can see, not everyone likes it as well. But I'm still fine with it.
#6  Posted 1 year ago
DarkKrad14 RobotHuman
Happy Birthday Gus!
#2  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 6 Ditto
StevieBee81
Happy Birthday to Gus too. This story touched me, they should film it and show it every Christmas!
#3  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 5 Funny
K4R1 575
Immersion!
#3  Posted 1 year ago
I would like to see Joel play the part of the Sega Dreamcast
#4  Posted 1 year ago
tonyski Fck It Im In
A story that will live on forever between 2 men who love each other. No homo.
#4  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 6 Ditto
Patrick Waffles
Happy Birthday Gus!! Burnie, I love the origin stories you write!
#5  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 55 Ditto
Im pretty good at writing too...
#1  Posted 1 year ago
MollyJo19 FirstSock
Happy Birthday Gus! May you beat Burnie for many years to come!
#6  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 16 Ditto
KaldorDraigo
Happy Birthday Gus! Awesome story Burnie.
#7  Posted 1 year ago
PouringRayn Sponsor
...and it was love at first sight. Happy Birthday, Gus!
#8  Posted 1 year ago
TDakota
Happy Birthday Gus!!! Finish him!!!
#9  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 1 Funny
ccspie
...And thus history was made.Happy Birthday Gus!!!
#10  Posted 1 year ago
Belushi44 PapaChooChoo
Those are the best friendships...Happy Birthday Gus.
#11  Posted 1 year ago
spunkiesteff NO H8
Happy Birthday Gus!!!
#12  Posted 1 year ago
caitlyn7679
this story is great ha ha. Happy b-day!
#13  Posted 1 year ago
aww102 SQ Spectre
Happy Birthday to the Gus-Bus! Have a few bottles of Soju on me!

Great meeting you at the MCM Expo in London this year!

Post edited 2/22/12 10:23AM
#14  Posted 1 year ago
Ashirogi
That's how best friendships start, Happy Birthday Gus. I met my best friend by challenging him to Halo Reach, he sucked but we still enjoy online bashing XD
#15  Posted 1 year ago
ccspie
To think that if that never happened RoosterTeeth mite not have ever existed.... Scary.
#16  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 6 Flamebait
halokilera
Happy Birthday
#17  Posted 1 year ago
benrules1234 Sponsor
Happy Birthday Mr. Sorola, Have a good one :)

Post edited 2/22/12 10:26AM
#18  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 1 Cool
k1llg0re
Happy Birthday Gustavo!
#19  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 1 Cool
Rulkiewicz
That cake in the photo looks a little 'shopped.
#20  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 2 Lame
Novarogue13
Awesome story. Happy Birthday Gus
#21  Posted 1 year ago
Kikyobutt Stachetastic
Happy birthday Gus
#22  Posted 1 year ago
narri
Happy Birthday Gus
#23  Posted 1 year ago
EpsilonX7
Rooster Teeth. Wins. Friendship! Friendship?
(ps Happy Birthday Gus)
#24  Posted 1 year ago
Daisy_Jonz
I myself have had a smilar relationship like this. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUS!!! As you do...
#25  Posted 1 year ago
StraightDope
Happy Birthday!
#26  Posted 1 year ago
tomkiom Sponsor
Ha thats a cool story Burnie.

Happy Birthday Gus!
#27  Posted 1 year ago
Blutonian Spooner
What a wonderful story, you need to talk about it on the podcast today so you can make it an animated adventure!

Also I'm going to have to remember to wish Gus a Happy Birthday, or I can pick the 'Fuck it I'm lazy" option...
#28  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 13 Funny
dagarxji LeadHairDev
Happy Birthday Gus!
#29  Posted 1 year ago
ninjajamie Sponsor
Happy Birthday to the Master Gus!
#30  Posted 1 year ago
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