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What I Learned TodayApparently Burnie is highly allergic to Sage. In an unrelated note I've decided to give up on Dove.

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TheSnowyNeko

Anti-Burnie Soap

#1 Posted 1 year ago | + 13 Funny

TheSnowyNeko

Anti-Burnie Soap?

#2 Posted 1 year ago | - 8 Noob

ohyeah1

Caboose is killing Church again I see

#3 Posted 1 year ago | + 120 Zing!

Ember

FoxGirl

NODCOMMAND, don't you know.... Another word for a wise man is a sage? :D

#3 Posted 1 year ago

CaptainPlan8

Sponsor

Ctrl+FU

#4 Posted 1 year ago

Ragnarok707

Next find some broccoli soap for Barb and Adam.

#4 Posted 1 year ago | + 17 Funny

cwhite90999

dare i ask how you found this out?

#5 Posted 1 year ago | + 6 Ditto

LDude

Winterfell

Burnie said he was highly allergic to sage on the podcast.

#1 Posted 1 year ago

imdafish

Da Fish

I think that makes him an evil spirit. Now Griffon/Geoff have a "Get out of Burnie Free" card too.

#2 Posted 1 year ago

amlowery88

Banana

I'm not sure I want to know how you found that out...

#6 Posted 1 year ago | + 3 Ditto

Linh

Fading

Guess it was your job or the soap. The soap had to go

#7 Posted 1 year ago

TBSWK

OBEY

Was Griffon involved in this at all?

#8 Posted 1 year ago | - 7 Flamebait

grenou

I sense a video in the near-future....

#9 Posted 1 year ago | + 1 Ditto

katieshelby

cutecumber

Poison soap.

#10 Posted 1 year ago | + 1 Ditto

papercamm

Anything else?

#11 Posted 1 year ago

GenRev

I hope he has an epi-pen....

#12 Posted 1 year ago

GrimOne23

AgentAlabama

Burnies new mandate, no more soap.

#13 Posted 1 year ago

Murph

Bearded4Lyfe

Joel: "Hey Burnie, how 'bout a hug?"
Burnie: "Uhhh... k"
*Joel and Burnie Embrace*
Burnie: "You smell like a... spice.. rack" *Gasp*

#14 Posted 1 year ago | + 24 Funny

NODCOMMAND

Sponsor

Jason: Now hurry up and die, you prick.

#1 Posted 1 year ago

mushroomman9

Matt: this is't on the 5 signs of death leaflet....Burnie, BURNIE!!! He must be sleeping

#2 Posted 1 year ago

Bryher

Next season the voices of Vic, Church, Lopez and the warthog will all be voiced by Joel.

#15 Posted 1 year ago | + 9 Funny

iplaybass

This is a good idea.

#1 Posted 1 year ago

Psycholagny

GrlGotBrainz

The chocolate or the soap?

...better be soap.

#16 Posted 1 year ago

SailorTweek

RTX GUARDIAN

Sage soap? You're going to smell like a roast chicken?

#17 Posted 1 year ago | + 10 Funny

SailorTweek

RTX GUARDIAN

...Possibilidad?...

#2 Posted 1 year ago

NHunt2125

Better not go around the Cannibals.

#3 Posted 1 year ago

DuffmanMedic

LikeAPillock

This seems... too perfect...

#18 Posted 1 year ago

Ember

FoxGirl

A sage saying: The language of friendship is not words, but meanings.

I think we all know what this means...

#19 Posted 1 year ago | + 4 Funny

Agent_Marsh

Hilarious

#1 Posted 1 year ago

k1llg0re

Whoops.

#20 Posted 1 year ago

caitlyn7679

Its always good to know the people around you weaknesses! And I like how RvB is coming true in the real world, Caboose is killing Church.

#21 Posted 1 year ago | + 2 Funny

Darkhologram

CAPSLOCK

I can feel the love in the RT office.

#22 Posted 1 year ago | + 2 Funny

Exiledwarr

So now you know how to keep him from stealing your food. Use this information well Joel.

#23 Posted 1 year ago

Kellyrenea

$7 dollars a bar? hmmm seems expensive but I guess you can't put a price on keeping Burnie at bay....

#24 Posted 1 year ago | + 6 Funny

NHunt2125

Burnie-be-gone. You sir now hold all the power.

#25 Posted 1 year ago

Grave_Chapel

Chaotic Neut

Just burn some to get rid of the "evil spirits"

#26 Posted 1 year ago

Sarge10112

Yes Master Joel. Whatever you do, we will do as well. *throws away entire soap supply*

#27 Posted 1 year ago

Daveski

Burnie's allergic to cleanliness? D:

#28 Posted 1 year ago | + 5 Funny

pinkfloydms

Im Batman

Please don't kill Burnie. Who is going to yell at everyone and eat their sandwiches if you do?

#29 Posted 1 year ago | + 4 Funny

The_Reapling

I think Gus took over the yelling, and I'm sure Michael wouldn't mind eating everyone else's food.

#1 Posted 1 year ago

pinkfloydms

Im Batman

Touche sir. Touche

#2 Posted 1 year ago

Jean110

Teacher

Well that's informative... Don't kill him too soon, you still need him to sign everything over to you first. Maybe that's how he died when you pushed the button, instantaneous exposure to sage soap.

#30 Posted 1 year ago

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