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Sup! (and Supanova)Dear Reader,

Just wanted to let you know that Marshal Rimmer (Angry Birds, Siri, also has a beard) and I will be in Melbourne, (April 13th-15th) and Gold Coast (April 20th-22nd) Australia for...

Supanova!

For this occasion we were asked to write up some bio's (150ish words?) So I wrote this for myself:

"Joel Heyman started his 'legitimate' acting career on the NBC soap opera 'Passions' where Joel was forced to sport a highly unfashionable orange neckerchief that consequently spelt Joel's undoing. In an attempt to escape this highly stressful period, Joel endeavored to hide his shame on the television productions 'Angel' (WB), 'Criminal Minds' (CBS), and 'The Inside' (FOX). Acknowledging that this move wouldn't help Joel live down, what was ultimately dubbed the 'neckerchief incident', Joel had to move behind the camera to direct over 70 national commercials featuring video games from the Call of Duty, Halo, and Madden NFL franchises. This was not enough. Joel, in 2003, was forced to play the part of 'Caboose' on an obscure web series 'Red vs Blue,' a sci-fi comedy based around various types of neck-wear found throughout the galaxy."

Since Marshall was out of town at the time I went to the trouble of writing his for him, it goes a little something like this:

"B00bs"

Let me know if you think I need any changes to these.

Sincerely,

1 year ago  |  Comments (198)  |  + 528 Funny
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deathbypanda
Wtf what pic is that form?
#1  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 12 Noob
Did you not read the Journal Entry?? Its a picture from "Passions."
#2  Posted 1 year ago
Oh, didn't see your edit ha ha
#3  Posted 1 year ago
shadow32451 Bored
*Single tear* Perfect....
#2  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 5 Funny
Kempob Busy Artist
And now I'm Googling "Passions Soap Opera Orange Neckerchief."
#3  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 14 Ditto
You are to.......now soap operas get more fan base(not really their still Boreing as hell)
#1  Posted 1 year ago
MazzieMay Sponsor
How Freddy Jones is that neckerchief
#4  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 0 Funny
germandefndr Sponsor
Or Freddy Mercury lol
#1  Posted 1 year ago
Saint_Simon Sponsor
#2  Posted 1 year ago
redvsbluex RelevantName
Orange is not your color
#5  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 3 Cool
Why do you think Burnie put him on the Blue team?
#1  Posted 1 year ago
because sarge would rather commit suicide with grif and caboose
#2  Posted 1 year ago
andrew2696
Don't forget Joel also hid his shame on Friends as a dude on an airplane. He had no lines but is credited for it's success that it had for like 8 seasons.
#6  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 19 Funny
i wondered how friends lasted so long lol
#1  Posted 1 year ago
HappyFinger
looks good!
#7  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 1 Cool
eisy02 Sponsor
I think Marshall's should be "B00bs + beard", but other than that. Excellente!
#8  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 4 Funny
Fallout Sponsor
9th post?! Highest I've ever had!


Post edited 2/28/12 11:02PM
#9  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 5 Noob
i giggled when i saw the 'post edited' writing.
#1  Posted 1 year ago
Grif_friG
that pic looks ridiculous.
#10  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 1 Cool
nightwolf12 Mars Rover
No need to hide your shame, Joel. Your role in Passions has inspired many waiters to look like Pirates in their daily life.
Hope you get some time to enjoy Melbourne on this visit around!
#11  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 12 Funny
GAGANB
so thats why I watched Passions. It all makes sense now!
#12  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 2 Lame
HavocNinja37 Unknown
Jinkys!
#13  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 0 Cool
InsaneCynic FireAndBlood
Why'd you give Marshall the good one?
#14  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 1 Funny
dunjma Sponsor
Sexiest neckerchief ever.
#15  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 2 Cool
Archer_IIc
That neckerchief... burned into my mind forever.
#16  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 2 Ditto
MajorNutz702 Sponsor
please tell me there is a way to get Passions episodes with Joel in them downloaded somewhere...
#17  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 2 Ditto
K4R1 575
Take yo lumps Joel
#18  Posted 1 year ago
joeshen Just Asian
I think "B00b1es" might have been better.
#19  Posted 1 year ago
forte270
HAHAHAHAHA
#20  Posted 1 year ago
darkcalling Sponsor
At least you wear it well. ... for the most part.
#21  Posted 1 year ago
keeleynicole BOOP
Now i want to see that show haha
#22  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 3 Ditto
It's the best I could find.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVGiXJuK8BI
#1  Posted 1 year ago
william101 Hobbit
Nice pic, lucky aussies getting a dose of Joel, NZ AGAIN THIS YEAR JOEL!!
#23  Posted 1 year ago
Nicstar PKMN Master
Can't wait for Joel to come down under.
#24  Posted 1 year ago
MaxPower51 Sponsor
Are you not going to Sydney any more?
#25  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 2 Ditto
Coltondh
I could Imagine you on Criminal Minds, "But why would this guy steal all that gold.......?"
#26  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 8 Funny
CSI answer "I guess he... was dying.. to spend it."
#1  Posted 1 year ago
NomadMan1996 Sponsor
But why is Fred from Scooby-doo writing this post?
#27  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 97 Funny
Adamit Awesome
That episode was called: "What if Fred was a Pirate?"
#2  Posted 1 year ago
I'm not sure, but he forgot to put Joel's stock market skill in there!
#3  Posted 1 year ago
HAKURU_15
i am totally going to supanova
#28  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 1 Ditto
MrApathetic
Wow I almost feel sorry for him.
#29  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 1 Ditto
Seinpezsmith Legendary
Bio APPROVED
#30  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 1 Cool
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