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Sup! (and Supanova)Dear Reader,

Just wanted to let you know that Marshal Rimmer (Angry Birds, Siri, also has a beard) and I will be in Melbourne, (April 13th-15th) and Gold Coast (April 20th-22nd) Australia for...


For this occasion we were asked to write up some bio's (150ish words?) So I wrote this for myself:

"Joel Heyman started his 'legitimate' acting career on the NBC soap opera 'Passions' where Joel was forced to sport a highly unfashionable orange neckerchief that consequently spelt Joel's undoing. In an attempt to escape this highly stressful period, Joel endeavored to hide his shame on the television productions 'Angel' (WB), 'Criminal Minds' (CBS), and 'The Inside' (FOX). Acknowledging that this move wouldn't help Joel live down, what was ultimately dubbed the 'neckerchief incident', Joel had to move behind the camera to direct over 70 national commercials featuring video games from the Call of Duty, Halo, and Madden NFL franchises. This was not enough. Joel, in 2003, was forced to play the part of 'Caboose' on an obscure web series 'Red vs Blue,' a sci-fi comedy based around various types of neck-wear found throughout the galaxy."

Since Marshall was out of town at the time I went to the trouble of writing his for him, it goes a little something like this:


Let me know if you think I need any changes to these.


2 years ago  |  Comments (198)  |  + 528 Funny
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Wtf what pic is that form?
#1  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 12 Noob
Did you not read the Journal Entry?? Its a picture from "Passions."
#2  Posted 2 years ago
Oh, didn't see your edit ha ha
#3  Posted 2 years ago
shadow32451 Bored
*Single tear* Perfect....
#2  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 5 Funny
Kempob Busy Artist
And now I'm Googling "Passions Soap Opera Orange Neckerchief."
#3  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 14 Ditto
You are soap operas get more fan base(not really their still Boreing as hell)
#1  Posted 2 years ago
MazzieMay Sponsor
How Freddy Jones is that neckerchief
#4  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 0 Funny
germandefndr Sponsor
Or Freddy Mercury lol
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Saint_Simon Sponsor
#2  Posted 2 years ago
redvsbluex RelevantName
Orange is not your color
#5  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 3 Cool
Why do you think Burnie put him on the Blue team?
#1  Posted 2 years ago
because sarge would rather commit suicide with grif and caboose
#2  Posted 2 years ago
Don't forget Joel also hid his shame on Friends as a dude on an airplane. He had no lines but is credited for it's success that it had for like 8 seasons.
#6  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 19 Funny
i wondered how friends lasted so long lol
#1  Posted 2 years ago
HappyFinger Bydand
looks good!
#7  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Cool
eisy02 Sponsor
I think Marshall's should be "B00bs + beard", but other than that. Excellente!
#8  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 4 Funny
9th post?! Highest I've ever had!

Post edited 2/28/12 11:02PM
#9  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 5 Noob
i giggled when i saw the 'post edited' writing.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
that pic looks ridiculous.
#10  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Cool
nightwolf12 TitleWanted
No need to hide your shame, Joel. Your role in Passions has inspired many waiters to look like Pirates in their daily life.
Hope you get some time to enjoy Melbourne on this visit around!
#11  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 12 Funny
so thats why I watched Passions. It all makes sense now!
#12  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 2 Lame
HavocNinja37 Unknown
#13  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 0 Cool
InsaneCynic TPTWP
Why'd you give Marshall the good one?
#14  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 1 Funny
dunjma Sponsor
Sexiest neckerchief ever.
#15  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 2 Cool
That neckerchief... burned into my mind forever.
#16  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 2 Ditto
MajorNutz702 Sponsor
please tell me there is a way to get Passions episodes with Joel in them downloaded somewhere...
#17  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 2 Ditto
K4R1 Sponsor
Take yo lumps Joel
#18  Posted 2 years ago
joeshen Just Asian
I think "B00b1es" might have been better.
#19  Posted 2 years ago
#20  Posted 2 years ago
At least you wear it well. ... for the most part.
#21  Posted 2 years ago
Now i want to see that show haha
#22  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 3 Ditto
It's the best I could find.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
william101 Hobbit
Nice pic, lucky aussies getting a dose of Joel, NZ AGAIN THIS YEAR JOEL!!
#23  Posted 2 years ago
Nicstar PKMN Master
Can't wait for Joel to come down under.
#24  Posted 2 years ago
Are you not going to Sydney any more?
#25  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 2 Ditto
I could Imagine you on Criminal Minds, "But why would this guy steal all that gold.......?"
#26  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 8 Funny
CSI answer "I guess he... was dying.. to spend it."
#1  Posted 2 years ago
But why is Fred from Scooby-doo writing this post?
#27  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 97 Funny
Adamit Awesome
That episode was called: "What if Fred was a Pirate?"
#2  Posted 2 years ago
I'm not sure, but he forgot to put Joel's stock market skill in there!
#3  Posted 2 years ago
i am totally going to supanova
#28  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
Wow I almost feel sorry for him.
#29  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
Seinpezsmith Legendary
#30  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 1 Cool
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