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Need someone killed?Have you ever found that special someone who just makes you want to go out and hire a contract killer? If you really care about that person, you'll want to be very careful about the assassin you hire. This way, the killing can be a great experience for everyone involved.

If you think you're ready to have someone killed, I'd love to be considered for the job! To find more info about my expertise, please watch the latest RT Short, Murder for Hire!

I promise I won't let you down!
2 years ago  |  Comments (81)  |  + 202 Funny
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Veggieninja
ROLF
#1  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 0 Lame
Ah_Qwerty125
ROlF
#2  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 5 Flamebait
What a great community we have here.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Nice save.
#2  Posted 2 years ago
Redl3
do you have a resume?
#3  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 2 Funny
AgentHunter
Oh this should be good! Hehe!
#4  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 2 Funny
vhinfy That one guy
Chris...i need someone killed...his name is mr.Burns
#5  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 6 Funny
he's too well guarded by smithers
#1  Posted 2 years ago
akoestel BravoLeader2
It's always hard to find good hit men.
#6  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 5 Funny
how would you know?
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Newbs RoosterSpeak
But what if you do let us down? I don't know if I could handle another loss like that again.
#7  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Cool
TheEcho
I would like to order the ice pick-package, please
#8  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Cool
Andy Sponsor
I think the pedo look was a nice touch.
#9  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 3 Lame
Forgetting
I would like Package A, please. For one Marshall Rimmer.
#10  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
TrueMischief Sponsor
Do you have a card, cards are professional
#11  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 2 Ditto
CJDimebar
Nicolas Cage.
#12  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 3 Noob
jacopoli55
Yes, he lives at...... I mean NO, i don't need anyone killed!
#13  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Cool
janevalenz bikebrarian
At least it wasn't Burnie hiring someone to murder Brandon for his sammich.
#14  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 13 Funny
I think Burnie would want the pleasure of killing Brandon himself.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Milika666
Now question Chris, will you be the one doing the killing? Since im technical hiring you.
#15  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 2 Ditto
HAKURU_15
first off, resume
#16  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 1 Funny
Azureteku
ya i would hire you Chris
#17  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 1 Flamebait
DrunkRooster
Chris I was wondering if you could help me build my resume!!
#18  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Cool
AssassinLeb
Chris I want u 2 make JB disappear
#19  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 1 Flamebait
MissZahrah Lokid
How soon can you be here?
#20  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
Martin2694 Sponsor
If you can e-mail me your CV that would be great
#21  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
Ember FoxGirl
Alright... But the setting better make the crime scene photos have awesome lighting.
#22  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 11 Funny
Latios7
I have a bad feeling Joel is somehow going to fuck this up somehow...
#23  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 2 Funny
DeviouSlayer Sponsor
that video was awesome
#24  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Zing!
LeeFosterr Sponsor
That short was really funny I'll get Joel to do the business tho
#25  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 1 WTF
Neefertiti Sponsor
"If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't been in love." - Chris Rock

Why doesn't Chris have fireball on his resume?

Post edited 3/25/12 4:13PM
#26  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 5 Funny
Neefertiti Sponsor
Are you saying he can only throw fireballs at purse snatchers with pliers and not Marshall's wife?
#2  Posted 2 years ago
no, but he needs his Dew.
#3  Posted 2 years ago
corvito
That annoying guy from youtube... lots of them!
#27  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
BigbEC
You can take me out if you want the job. Might need to hire me for a random job so you can take out a life insurance policy on me and wait a while to get paid.
#28  Posted 2 years ago
TheRobert
I liked that one.
#29  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Zing!
julia400941
haha...YES.
#30  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
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