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Need someone killed?Have you ever found that special someone who just makes you want to go out and hire a contract killer? If you really care about that person, you'll want to be very careful about the assassin you hire. This way, the killing can be a great experience for everyone involved.

If you think you're ready to have someone killed, I'd love to be considered for the job! To find more info about my expertise, please watch the latest RT Short, Murder for Hire!

I promise I won't let you down!

1 year ago | Comments (81) | + 202 Funny

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Veggieninja

ROLF

#1 Posted 1 year ago | + 0 Lame

Ah_Qwerty125

ROlF

#2 Posted 1 year ago | - 5 Flamebait

Ah_Qwerty125

What a great community we have here.

#1 Posted 1 year ago

Veggieninja

Nice save.

#2 Posted 1 year ago

Redl3

do you have a resume?

#3 Posted 1 year ago | + 2 Funny

AgentHunter

Oh this should be good! Hehe!

#4 Posted 1 year ago | + 2 Funny

vhinfy

That one guy

Chris...i need someone killed...his name is mr.Burns

#5 Posted 1 year ago | + 6 Funny

Aliengrounds

he's too well guarded by smithers

#1 Posted 1 year ago

akoestel

Sponsor

It's always hard to find good hit men.

#6 Posted 1 year ago | + 5 Funny

roosterbuck3

how would you know?

#1 Posted 1 year ago

Newbs

RTX Guardian

But what if you do let us down? I don't know if I could handle another loss like that again.

#7 Posted 1 year ago | + 1 Cool

TheEcho

I would like to order the ice pick-package, please

#8 Posted 1 year ago | + 1 Cool

Andy

Love4Boston

I think the pedo look was a nice touch.

#9 Posted 1 year ago | - 3 Lame

Forgetting

I would like Package A, please. For one Marshall Rimmer.

#10 Posted 1 year ago | + 1 Funny

TrueMischief

Capture Time

Do you have a card, cards are professional

#11 Posted 1 year ago | + 2 Ditto

CJDimebar

Nicolas Cage.

#12 Posted 1 year ago | - 3 Noob

jacopoli55

Yes, he lives at...... I mean NO, i don't need anyone killed!

#13 Posted 1 year ago | + 1 Cool

janevalenz

bikebrarian

At least it wasn't Burnie hiring someone to murder Brandon for his sammich.

#14 Posted 1 year ago | + 13 Funny

SgtKillawat

I think Burnie would want the pleasure of killing Brandon himself.

#1 Posted 1 year ago

Milika666

Now question Chris, will you be the one doing the killing? Since im technical hiring you.

#15 Posted 1 year ago | + 2 Ditto

HAKURU_15

first off, resume

#16 Posted 1 year ago | - 1 Funny

Azureteku

ya i would hire you Chris

#17 Posted 1 year ago | - 1 Flamebait

DrunkRooster

Commander

Chris I was wondering if you could help me build my resume!!

#18 Posted 1 year ago | + 1 Cool

AssassinLeb

Chris I want u 2 make JB disappear

#19 Posted 1 year ago | - 1 Flamebait

MissZahrah

Lokid

How soon can you be here?

#20 Posted 1 year ago | + 1 Funny

Martin2694

If you can e-mail me your CV that would be great

#21 Posted 1 year ago | + 1 Funny

Ember

FoxGirl

Alright... But the setting better make the crime scene photos have awesome lighting.

#22 Posted 1 year ago | + 11 Funny

Latios7

I have a bad feeling Joel is somehow going to fuck this up somehow...

#23 Posted 1 year ago | + 2 Funny

DeviouSlayer

Sponsor

that video was awesome

#24 Posted 1 year ago | + 1 Zing!

LeeFosterr

Sponsor

That short was really funny I'll get Joel to do the business tho

#25 Posted 1 year ago | - 1 WTF

Neefertiti

Wraith

"If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't been in love." - Chris Rock

Why doesn't Chris have fireball on his resume?

Post edited 3/25/12 4:13PM

#26 Posted 1 year ago | + 5 Funny

Neefertiti

Wraith

Are you saying he can only throw fireballs at purse snatchers with pliers and not Marshall's wife?

#2 Posted 1 year ago

jacopoli55

no, but he needs his Dew.

#3 Posted 1 year ago

corvito

That annoying guy from youtube... lots of them!

#27 Posted 1 year ago | + 1 Ditto

BigbEC

You can take me out if you want the job. Might need to hire me for a random job so you can take out a life insurance policy on me and wait a while to get paid.

#28 Posted 1 year ago

TheRobert

I liked that one.

#29 Posted 1 year ago | + 1 Zing!

julia400941

haha...YES.

#30 Posted 1 year ago | + 1 Funny

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