+44
+43
Signed up: 2 years ago (9/09/10)
Last signed in: 4 days ago
Friends3115 Friends
Kerry
matt
nico
Barbara
Jordan
brianb
Ray
Ben
Count3D
DiMono
williams
Aztag09
Block
Marshall Cast & Crew
Marshall Cast & Crew
They have a casino in Melbourne......and I may have just wagered my return flight on a game of baccarat... Does anyone know how to play baccarat? Please tell me how to play baccarat in the next 20 seconds while I still haven't folded.... Can you fold in baccarat?

EDIT: well there goes my return flight. Does anyone own a ship that can sail around the world?

EDIT: They're taking me to the back room now. Apparently they don't allow laptops in casinos.

EDIT: They're beating me with cricket bats. I didn't even know they played cricket in Australia. Do they play cricket in Australia?

EDIT: I've escaped to some sort of air duct and now I'm at a turn. Should I go left, right, or turn around and shoot my way out?

EDIT: I went left and did a barrel roll and now I've ended up in some sort of restaurant that looks and feels like Burger King but, while there are burgers, I see no kings, only some guy named Hungry Jack.
1 year ago  |  Comments (126)  |  + 454 Funny
126 COMMENTS Sort by Likes · Date
bi_pagan NINTENDOGASM
Maybe you can get a discount seat on Oceanic Flight 815?


Alternate idea: Stow away in someone's luggage.
#1  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 10 Funny
jamesbaby286
We're find keeping you here Marshal.
See you on Saturday and/or Sunday.
#2  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 2 Ditto
*fine
#1  Posted 1 year ago
MaryFairy Soon
Yes, its one of their main sports! Good luck!!
#3  Posted 1 year ago
frosty5oh
is it wrong if I read that in an english al be it crappy accent?
#4  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 3 WTF
BlackPenguin Guardian x3
I like how they're letting you live-blog your beating.
#5  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 7 Funny
Vid stream of not interested.
#1  Posted 1 year ago
frosty5oh
also come to hawaii I'll make sure you have a place to nap lol
#6  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 3 WTF
ConnVolpe
Yes, they play Cricket. They are also very good at it.
#7  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 6 Ditto
I'm British too.To be honest, I was going on the matches I've seen in the past
the Ashes, but I haven't watched them since 2008.
I need to watch more cricket...
#2  Posted 1 year ago
Yes Australia are very good, which is hard for me to say haha, might I suggest checking out the IPL which is on ITV4 everyday for a couple of months :)
#3  Posted 1 year ago
DevilMayCrye WolfMan
Australia, the only place where 'Go F*** Yourself" is a nice greeting.
#8  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 14 Ditto
PhillyMarx SuperAmadeus
Where you call cunts 'mate' and your mates 'cunt'
#6  Posted 1 year ago
TrentVP LLLLETS STOP
Where we treat ours friends worst than our enemies, then buys them a beer.
#7  Posted 1 year ago
Vitani is drunk
This is why you should have brought Jack with you
No one would attack a beard that majestic
#9  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 7 Funny
IDenny
Baccarat of all games...
#10  Posted 1 year ago
caboose2907
Okay guys, f we all kick in, We can create a robot marshall to replace this one!! Everyones happy!
#11  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 2 Lame
Chad SabakuNoChad
No 4th update?

They Killed Marshall! YOU BASTARDS!
#12  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 21 Funny
PvtChuckles
Dude I'm not suprised they have'nt gotten the kangaroo to beat the crap out of you.
#13  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 3 WTF
The kangaroos only beat the crap out of you if you don't pay the fair.
#1  Posted 1 year ago
shellavation or shelly
Be ready to try vegemite. It's happening.
#14  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 1 Ditto
Aaah! Marmite made me lose my job, slept with my wife and ate my daughters pony! I can only fear what vegemite will do...
#1  Posted 1 year ago
seveninches
Try the all-Australian Fosters. Oh wait, we don't sell it here. We already know how terrible it is.
#15  Posted 1 year ago
That's odd that they don't sell it where they make it :/
#4  Posted 1 year ago
It's not odd at all, there's almost no demand for it here. But we apparently make a profit shipping it overseas. Maybe it's an acquired taste?
And @ MaxWalton: No problem, ideas are hard to explain via text. And you're right, VB is pretty much the quintessential Aussie beer (wheth...
#5  Posted 1 year ago
Orionhardy
What do you mean 'Do they play Cricket in Australia. What are you? One of those thickkoes that didn't know that the Film Titanic was based on real events.
#16  Posted 1 year ago  |  - 2 WTF
ashiemashie LepraSaunsGF
Australia practically owns cricket lol
#17  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 1 Ditto
Oddree13 RTXGuardian
We can rescue you if necessary
#18  Posted 1 year ago
DevilMayCrye WolfMan
Lets see, you would need to get across the ocean (filled with various Jaws-Like sharks, and many poisonous fishes and such), survive the natural fauna (lots of poisonous snakes, spiders, etc, even the Kangaroos are dangerous), survive the environment, survive our Cricket team, and then either surviv...
#1  Posted 1 year ago
Hannahalo RTOZ veteran
Yes we have a casino. Which I am currently still up at.
Walked in with $20, went home with $150. Good night was had by all
#19  Posted 1 year ago
SmellBag
Im in Melbourne! Lets get drunk!
#20  Posted 1 year ago
DuffmanMedic LikeAPillock
Didn't know they played cricket in Australia...

I don't know how to feel about the revelation about your worldly knowledge...
#21  Posted 1 year ago
scooperdude TheDude
Well the edits stopped... That can't be good
#22  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 2 Funny
AzureWit
So it sounds like Marshall's spot just freed up... dibs!
#23  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 4 Zing!
Shotgun!! Which overides dibs.
#1  Posted 1 year ago
PercentNine Sponsor
cookies. o wait I thought we were saying random things
#2  Posted 1 year ago
Stoopidboy6
So what I got from this is there will be a job opening at Rooster Teeth.
#24  Posted 1 year ago
Seems that way. Unless Marshall pulls a "Courier 6".
#1  Posted 1 year ago
milonopuff Sponsor
I can't help feeling Joel is behind this. . .
#25  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 4 Ditto
PinkieAUS
Marshall, we'll find you... just stay on the line...
#26  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 3 Funny
hcctinoz Sponsor
Welcome to Australia! Distract them by throwing VB at them.
#27  Posted 1 year ago
osiris32
Your Twitter brain implant seems to be functioning perfectly, Burnie.
#28  Posted 1 year ago
HAKURU_15
oh yeah dude they play cricket, yeah they have casino's in Melbourne, don't worry Marshall come over to Sydney, the city is a lot more nicer there. well sort of :L
#29  Posted 1 year ago
DanielWatts
Oh no, Marshall! What will we do without you, other than waste slightly less time on the internet until they replace you...
#30  Posted 1 year ago
[ 1 ] [ 2 ] ... [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ Next ]
Please sign in or sign up to post a comment.