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They have a casino in Melbourne......and I may have just wagered my return flight on a game of baccarat... Does anyone know how to play baccarat? Please tell me how to play baccarat in the next 20 seconds while I still haven't folded.... Can you fold in baccarat?

EDIT: well there goes my return flight. Does anyone own a ship that can sail around the world?

EDIT: They're taking me to the back room now. Apparently they don't allow laptops in casinos.

EDIT: They're beating me with cricket bats. I didn't even know they played cricket in Australia. Do they play cricket in Australia?

EDIT: I've escaped to some sort of air duct and now I'm at a turn. Should I go left, right, or turn around and shoot my way out?

EDIT: I went left and did a barrel roll and now I've ended up in some sort of restaurant that looks and feels like Burger King but, while there are burgers, I see no kings, only some guy named Hungry Jack.
2 years ago  |  Comments (126)  |  + 454 Funny
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Applez251
WOO AUSTRALIA!!
our hospitality knows no bounds
#121  Posted 2 years ago
TimBrewer
Still a better story than Twilight...
#122  Posted 2 years ago
bmurray2250 WarTrap
There is a Casino beside the Gold Coast SupaNova too.

The Hungry Jack is a Burger King, the reason it isn't called Burger King in Australia was someone had already registered the name when they opened. Hungry Jacks now own the Burger King name in Australia
#123  Posted 2 years ago
pielegacy
You were awesome at supanova, that is all.
#124  Posted 2 years ago
JacquelineO
my buddy's ex-wife makes $68 hourly on the internet. She has been out of a job for 10 months but last month her paycheck was $7479 just working on the internet for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more... NuttyRich.com
#125  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 1 WTF
JacquelineO
my buddy's ex-wife makes $68 hourly on the internet. She has been out of a job for 10 months but last month her paycheck was $7479 just working on the internet for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more... NuttyRich.c0m
#126  Posted 2 years ago  |  - 1 WTF
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