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What if I spoke like a freelancer?So let me tell you about my first CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?

It was a dark green CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!? that really shouldnt've been in a Texas climate. It was the worst color for a car ever. Of all time.

I really wish I had a lighter colored CAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?! so it wouldnt heat up so quickly.
Still I loved that CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?!

My parents sold it when I left Texas, but hopefully when I arrive inside California (bow chicka bow wow) I will get a new CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?!

You see, I need to get a job and it is of the utmost importance that I find a new CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?! to get to work.

I have to arrive on time and climb to the top of the leaderboard, you know.

Hee. Freelancers are silly.
1 year ago  |  Comments (7)  |  + 35 Funny
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manofchance Superhuman
although if you want to get technical, no freelancer would say bow chicka bow wow
#1  Posted 1 year ago
niriall RECOMMENDER
Thats why parenthesis.
#1  Posted 1 year ago
MoltenSlowa
So would you put down new CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR for the insurance?
#2  Posted 1 year ago
niriall RECOMMENDER
No. I would put down new CAAAAAAAAR?!.
#1  Posted 1 year ago
DaftProdigy BLYALEH
It was the worst color for a car ever.
The worst color for a CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?!

Post edited 5/31/12 3:36AM
#3  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 2 Zing!
niriall RECOMMENDER
Woops! XD
#1  Posted 1 year ago
Red_Uncle
Well I'm sure it was a nice CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!?, but GRMFMGRMGFM!

Post edited 5/31/12 3:41AM
#4  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 2 Funny
niriall RECOMMENDER
#15  Posted 1 year ago
#16  Posted 1 year ago
JunoDagger Sponsor
Never knew Washington had an ugly looking CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?! But at least it wasn't pea-soup green...or the color of shit.
#5  Posted 1 year ago
niriall RECOMMENDER
I hope my next CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! isnt a dark color...
#1  Posted 1 year ago
ladydonut
And now, we translate into Meta-speak

Mrrhm grarrhh rrrr MMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHH??

Grrr MMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHH!? Grrrrhn rrrrhr ggrrr. Mrrggh ggrrhh. Grr.

Grrhn rrrrarrh MMMRRRRRRRRRHHHHH?! rrrrr ggrrarrrhh. Mrrrhn grrr MMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHH?!

Mrrrhhh ggrrrr ggraarh, mrrraahh grrrhhhnnn (grrrarrarrrhh hah hah) grrrr MMMRRRRRRRRRHHHHH?!

Mrrahr, grrr rarrh MMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHH?! grahr.

Grrrrrrrr.
#6  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 2 Funny
Yes. Just yes.
#6  Posted 1 year ago
niriall RECOMMENDER
r0
#7  Posted 1 year ago
LinaMCaboose
heheheh CAAAAARRRRR!!! Please tell me that wasn't part of the corrupted audio >_>
#7  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 1 Funny
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