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It all makes sense now.I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is NOT what I thought 'Service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.
2 years ago  |  Comments (13)  |  + 42 Funny
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TheNefasus Comprehended
#1  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
BaghdadBean Wrench Wench
I would just like to say, in defense of Postal workers, that I'm pretty sure the U.S. Postal Service is referencing the "service" of its own employees--most of whom are pretty poorly treated in comparison to their civilian sector counterparts at UPS, Fed Ex, and DHL.
#2  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 3 Funny
Radius55 Site Admin
Except, I'm pretty sure the cows enjoy it.
#3  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 4 Ditto
FushigiHime FREEDOM
now that's special service for ya!
#4  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 4 Zing!
MadCatKaine Sponsor
but I have been to a "service" station and all I got was an oil change. "budumpbum"
#5  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 3 Funny
msenkarik
You and I serve the constitution... THEY serve the government. notice the difference?
#6  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
death5750
Yes but we are the cows that example
#7  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
reSpawn
...you just figured that out?

...I always heard Southerners were slow.

...but, gee-wiz man!
#8  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 2 Funny
RvBRecruit
That figures.
#9  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
DumpsterMutt Let down
Well, ya learn something new everyday. I'm just sad that today's lesson is called, "realization". As in, "Today, I realized that I was getting fucked."
#10  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Zing!
LindaRoland
Top post.
I LOVE it when you're on top!
#11  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
Marinealver
We like to change our names. We used to tbe the Military Service, now the Armed Service, Now the Uniformed Service.

But I am pretty sure me and a few otheres are the ones getting serveced no mater what name they call it.
#12  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Zing!
HSHendy
Secret Sirvice?
#13  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Zing!
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