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What's Your Zombie Plan?My favorite part of wearing my Ask Me About My Zombie Plan shirt is that people actually do ask me about it all the time. Which means I get to have a lot of fun conversations. But with the recent face eating in Florida, a solid zombie plan has become that much more important.

My girlfriend actually wrote an article detailing what equipment you would need and where to find it if there's a zombie apocalypse. It really opened my eyes as to how unprepared I am. I should really buy a machete, I guess. Prepare yourself!

So yeah, after you've checked out the suggested equipment, let me know: What's your zombie plan?
3 years ago  |  Comments (60)  |  + 84 Cool
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Find alice and kick some ass!!
#1  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
But you might have to wait until september
#3  Posted 3 years ago
(loads shot gun) I wait for no one! lol!
#4  Posted 3 years ago
Antarctica or Alaska. Because zombies freeze.
#2  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 2 Ditto
So do people...
#1  Posted 3 years ago
People can adapt to cold. Zombies cannot.
#2  Posted 3 years ago
ZeusOlympia Bear
you need an Axe, deffently a melee weapon. something that doesnt run out of ammo for those diffcult situations
#3  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 1 Cool
I feel like the infection spread by any bodily fluid. I mean why would it only be in the saliva? I mean that is what I think. Melee weapon should not be priority, in my opinion. Any chance of touching blood or saliva should be avoided.
#9  Posted 3 years ago
well rabies is spread through the savlia and most zombie stuff says that the virus mutated from rabies and plus , guns jam, u have to reload or u just flat out run out of ammo. U dont have to reload and axe
#10  Posted 3 years ago
Wary Sponsor
gather my guns, and raid the nearby national guard base after the zombies take over. After that live the rest of my life in a tank in the forest.
#4  Posted 3 years ago
Zolin1 Sponsor
I would find an island something that's a few 100miles and were no one lives I would be set :}
#5  Posted 3 years ago
Zombies can walk underwater, if they were to follow you.
#2  Posted 3 years ago
Zolin1 Sponsor
still would be a better place then to live in a city or small town.
#3  Posted 3 years ago
Fill my bathtub with water the second I think there's a problem. Load all the non-perishable food I have into my hiking backpack and bungeecord my sleeping bag to it.. Check my house for whatever melee weapons I have/can jury-rig. Pack my airsoft rifle and revolver. They're realistic looking enough to possiblly scare away other survivors, and they hit hard enough to stun small animals for hunting purposes. Wait until it's night, then head for the mountains. I live in Calgary (Alberta, Canada for anyone unfamiliar) so, while hard, getting to the Rockies would be possible.
#6  Posted 3 years ago
muscles72 Sponsor
What's the Point of filling the bathtub?
#1  Posted 2 years ago
In any apocalypse, civil works will break down, which includes water and power. You can last a long time with little food, but water's important, so having a bathtub full of it, and then trying to find some more without relying on the bathtub would be, in my opinion, a good idea.
#2  Posted 2 years ago
I'll surround a building with the concrete construction barriers. They stack on top of each other so nothing will get past em.
#7  Posted 3 years ago
get high and kill my self in an overdose or if they are slow and dumb have fun
#8  Posted 3 years ago
Depending On What Zombie Apocalypse We Are In, A Overdose Might Just Turn You Into A Zombie Yourself If You Follow The Walking Dead Plot :(
#1  Posted 3 years ago
LaserKraken Lord of Meat
#9  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 10 Cool
muscles72 Sponsor
Perfect Zombie Plan :)
#1  Posted 2 years ago
TPaz korokva117
I'm going to be either patient 0 or this guy, but the building will be rigged with explosives and my computer will have trollface on it.

Post edited 6/07/12 5:51PM
#10  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
Same here.
#1  Posted 3 years ago
I'm heading way the fuck up north!
#11  Posted 3 years ago
Qeth RKC
Check out a few of these sites that deal with SHTF scenarios:


(some may be a little political)

Some interesting articles on practical preparedness (with some fun zombie stuff as well).

#12  Posted 3 years ago
Awesome. Definitely some good stuff in there.
#1  Posted 3 years ago
Qeth RKC
Oh, and to reply to the original post's inquiry, some melee choices for Z day:

#2  Posted 3 years ago
Mmmmm, I Got The Short End Of The Straw Here... Not Only Do I Live In England Where Guns May Not Be As Common. I Also Live In A Huge City(Well Town, Let's Not Get Into Details Here) So Hordes May Be Generally Be Bigger :'/ I Suppose I Could Just You Know Slap Some Make-up On Like Bill Murray In Zombieland ^.^
#13  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
Hawaii. Everybody knows zombies can't swim.
#14  Posted 3 years ago
Dear impwarior and DADDYYANK888,

Stop using logic. It's very unattractive.
#7  Posted 3 years ago
Ya, but could gravemind control the zombies?
#8  Posted 3 years ago
Bullet to the head, who am I kidding I'm not making it out
#15  Posted 3 years ago
lonestarlite Esquire
Deny Deny Deny.
#16  Posted 3 years ago
1 word - Australia
#17  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
I do suppose Australia is a good choice, only if you go near Alice Springs, you'll be able to see the zombies coming form miles away since its a desert and you'll be able to either get ready to fight or run away.
#3  Posted 3 years ago
Chris - To quote what someone said on a very lengthy discussion on Zombie Plans
"I think theres one place we can ALL agree will never have to worry about zombies; Australia. Seriously its like that island/whatever the hell it is, devoted it's ENTIRE existence to making people dead. Seriously...
#4  Posted 3 years ago
Fight like hell for as long as I can however I can. I might not make it out, but every zombie I kill would give someone else a better chance.
#18  Posted 3 years ago
Get f'ckin drunk - then shoot some undead!
#19  Posted 3 years ago
#1  Posted 3 years ago
Stay quarantined until the infection has passed, board up my house and run to the store if needed (its only a 1 minute run), keep my family safe and gather as many melee weapons as possible and kill if needed. If a family member is infected there would be no choice but to kill them, and then throw the body into the garden from upstairs window.
#20  Posted 3 years ago
Scuzz83 Dragon Clan
Won't tell you everything so won't tip off possible future raiders, but I'll give you a clue: Corpse-icles
#21  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 2 Funny
branisme Sponsor
My friend has ruined my hopes for it. He says he'd just hide in his house till zombies exploded from built up gasses inside them from rotting. Me, I'd hide out in the automotive section of walmart. Plenty of bottled water, canned goods, a one way door and a huge hunting section with weapons and ammo.
#22  Posted 3 years ago
Kikyobutt Stachetastic
Guns, Lots of guns. And I know my sisters boyfriend has a lot plus his father has a lot too. Pick up some guns and ammo from them while keeping everyone we meet in one major group. Go to my grandparents house, and yes, get more guns. The more people we can save altogether the better. Raid some stores for more guns/ammo/blunt objects. Once we know we have enough weapons we gather food. After we have food, weapons and plenty of ammo, we head out to the least densely populated area possible. Hordes of zombies will be in major cities, suburbs, etc. so we need to hide out in near small towns, but not in them. If we wait it out we can possibly survive, but anything getting in our way gets blown away.
#23  Posted 3 years ago
Pretty much what the article said, scavenge some food and raid a nearby gun shop, also any police corpse has a gun and a nightstick, find machetes if possible and hide in either the mountains or a small island through a boat, and hope for the best.
#24  Posted 3 years ago
Become infected so if they find a cure il be fine if not were all dead anyway.
#25  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
Chad SabakuNoChad
Take an airplane to an island.

Zombies can't swim.
#26  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 0 Lame
Some can walk the ocean floor.
#1  Posted 3 years ago
Get a small group together and get supplies, then get a house boat on a great lake. That way you can fish, and swim away if necessary to get to land for more supplies. And if you cant do that, go to a light house, that way there's only one way in to defend.
#27  Posted 3 years ago
A hose boat on a lake seems like a pretty good idea, if you can find a house boat that is.
#1  Posted 3 years ago
Someone probably sells them somewhere, or you just get a canoe haha
#2  Posted 3 years ago
IllanaBehir Sponsor
Everyone has some basic plan on it but they never mention the pets. What would you do about them?
I used spoiler to try to receive an objective opinion from anyone who might decide to respond to this.

My basic plan is to get a large knife or machete along basic supplies and living as long as I can in the woods or outskirts of a town. As for pets I'd try to keep them alive as long as possible but if something happens where I'd have to abandon them I might decide to kill them instead of leaving them to be torn apart. It'd probably be one of the hardest things I'd ever have to do.
#28  Posted 3 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
destro112 Funny Guy
I live in the California bay area so I would go to Alcatraz and hold up there. Melee weapons include a short sword, axe and hatchet. plus a bunch of guns and ammo. If you need supplies you can take a small boat to either shore and get what you need
#29  Posted 3 years ago
hydra38811 Sponsor
I'm working on my zombie plan now. I found some great instructional material.
#30  Posted 3 years ago
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