What's Your Zombie Plan?

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What's Your Zombie Plan?My favorite part of wearing my Ask Me About My Zombie Plan shirt is that people actually do ask me about it all the time. Which means I get to have a lot of fun conversations. But with the recent face eating in Florida, a solid zombie plan has become that much more important.

My girlfriend actually wrote an article detailing what equipment you would need and where to find it if there's a zombie apocalypse. It really opened my eyes as to how unprepared I am. I should really buy a machete, I guess. Prepare yourself!

So yeah, after you've checked out the suggested equipment, let me know: What's your zombie plan?

11 months ago | Comments (60) | + 84 Cool

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MrTankU

Find alice and kick some ass!!

#1 Posted 11 months ago | + 1 Funny

Chillspartan

But you might have to wait until september

#3 Posted 11 months ago

MrTankU

(loads shot gun) I wait for no one! lol!

#4 Posted 11 months ago

wrinkadink13

Antarctica or Alaska. Because zombies freeze.

#2 Posted 11 months ago | + 2 Ditto

ChronicDemen

So do people...

#1 Posted 11 months ago

wrinkadink13

People can adapt to cold. Zombies cannot.

#2 Posted 11 months ago

ZeusOlympia

you need an Axe, deffently a melee weapon. something that doesnt run out of ammo for those diffcult situations

#3 Posted 11 months ago | + 1 Cool

katerina

Sponsor

I feel like the infection spread by any bodily fluid. I mean why would it only be in the saliva? I mean that is what I think. Melee weapon should not be priority, in my opinion. Any chance of touching blood or saliva should be avoided.

#9 Posted 11 months ago

ZeusOlympia

well rabies is spread through the savlia and most zombie stuff says that the virus mutated from rabies and plus , guns jam, u have to reload or u just flat out run out of ammo. U dont have to reload and axe

#10 Posted 11 months ago

Wary

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gather my guns, and raid the nearby national guard base after the zombies take over. After that live the rest of my life in a tank in the forest.

#4 Posted 11 months ago

Zolin1

Chriszilla

I would find an island something that's a few 100miles and were no one lives I would be set :}

#5 Posted 11 months ago

dotdapple

Zombies can walk underwater, if they were to follow you.

#2 Posted 11 months ago

Zolin1

Chriszilla

still would be a better place then to live in a city or small town.

#3 Posted 11 months ago

Nicodemous

Agent Sorry

Fill my bathtub with water the second I think there's a problem. Load all the non-perishable food I have into my hiking backpack and bungeecord my sleeping bag to it.. Check my house for whatever melee weapons I have/can jury-rig. Pack my airsoft rifle and revolver. They're realistic looking enough to possiblly scare away other survivors, and they hit hard enough to stun small animals for hunting purposes. Wait until it's night, then head for the mountains. I live in Calgary (Alberta, Canada for anyone unfamiliar) so, while hard, getting to the Rockies would be possible.

#6 Posted 11 months ago

muscles72

What's the Point of filling the bathtub?

#1 Posted 8 months ago

Nicodemous

Agent Sorry

In any apocalypse, civil works will break down, which includes water and power. You can last a long time with little food, but water's important, so having a bathtub full of it, and then trying to find some more without relying on the bathtub would be, in my opinion, a good idea.

#2 Posted 8 months ago

MrMajiggles

I'll surround a building with the concrete construction barriers. They stack on top of each other so nothing will get past em.

#7 Posted 11 months ago

oldmanjenkin

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get high and kill my self in an overdose or if they are slow and dumb have fun

#8 Posted 11 months ago

UnorthodoxD

Depending On What Zombie Apocalypse We Are In, A Overdose Might Just Turn You Into A Zombie Yourself If You Follow The Walking Dead Plot :(

#1 Posted 11 months ago

legato2d

Lord of Meat

#9 Posted 11 months ago | + 10 Cool

muscles72

Perfect Zombie Plan :)

#1 Posted 8 months ago

TPaz

korokva117

I'm going to be either patient 0 or this guy, but the building will be rigged with explosives and my computer will have trollface on it.

Post edited 6/07/12 5:51PM

#10 Posted 11 months ago | + 1 Ditto

Signit

Same here.

#1 Posted 11 months ago

LiamProctor

I'm heading way the fuck up north!

#11 Posted 11 months ago

Qeth

WWMD

Check out a few of these sites that deal with SHTF scenarios:

teotwawkiblog.blogspot.com/
http://apartmentprepper.com/
www.survivalweek.com/
http://thesurvivalmom.com/

(some may be a little political)

Some interesting articles on practical preparedness (with some fun zombie stuff as well).

#12 Posted 11 months ago

Chris

CAST & CREW

Awesome. Definitely some good stuff in there.

#1 Posted 11 months ago

Qeth

WWMD

Oh, and to reply to the original post's inquiry, some melee choices for Z day:

#2 Posted 11 months ago

UnorthodoxD

Mmmmm, I Got The Short End Of The Straw Here... Not Only Do I Live In England Where Guns May Not Be As Common. I Also Live In A Huge City(Well Town, Let's Not Get Into Details Here) So Hordes May Be Generally Be Bigger :'/ I Suppose I Could Just You Know Slap Some Make-up On Like Bill Murray In Zombieland ^.^

#13 Posted 11 months ago | + 1 Funny

machete404

Pew Pew Pew

Hawaii. Everybody knows zombies can't swim.

#14 Posted 11 months ago

machete404

Pew Pew Pew

Dear impwarior and DADDYYANK888,

Stop using logic. It's very unattractive.

#7 Posted 11 months ago

DADDYYANK88

Sponsor

Ya, but could gravemind control the zombies?

#8 Posted 11 months ago

Krogism

Lets Morphin

Bullet to the head, who am I kidding I'm not making it out

#15 Posted 11 months ago

lonestarlite

Deny Deny Deny.

#16 Posted 11 months ago

justice935

CallMeCusack

1 word - Australia

#17 Posted 11 months ago | + 1 Ditto

Sarnie

I do suppose Australia is a good choice, only if you go near Alice Springs, you'll be able to see the zombies coming form miles away since its a desert and you'll be able to either get ready to fight or run away.

#3 Posted 11 months ago

justice935

CallMeCusack

Chris - To quote what someone said on a very lengthy discussion on Zombie Plans
"I think theres one place we can ALL agree will never have to worry about zombies; Australia. Seriously its like that island/whatever the hell it is, devoted it's ENTIRE existence to making people dead. Seriously...

#4 Posted 11 months ago

dthomash

Iosta Mash

Fight like hell for as long as I can however I can. I might not make it out, but every zombie I kill would give someone else a better chance.

#18 Posted 11 months ago

Oaktownpull

Get f'ckin drunk - then shoot some undead!

#19 Posted 11 months ago

ZeusOlympia

SHOTGUN!!

#1 Posted 11 months ago

j_ball13

Stay quarantined until the infection has passed, board up my house and run to the store if needed (its only a 1 minute run), keep my family safe and gather as many melee weapons as possible and kill if needed. If a family member is infected there would be no choice but to kill them, and then throw the body into the garden from upstairs window.

#20 Posted 11 months ago

Scuzz83

Dragon Clan

Won't tell you everything so won't tip off possible future raiders, but I'll give you a clue: Corpse-icles

#21 Posted 11 months ago | + 2 Funny

branisme

Awesomeness

My friend has ruined my hopes for it. He says he'd just hide in his house till zombies exploded from built up gasses inside them from rotting. Me, I'd hide out in the automotive section of walmart. Plenty of bottled water, canned goods, a one way door and a huge hunting section with weapons and ammo.

#22 Posted 11 months ago

Kikyobutt

Stachetastic

Guns, Lots of guns. And I know my sisters boyfriend has a lot plus his father has a lot too. Pick up some guns and ammo from them while keeping everyone we meet in one major group. Go to my grandparents house, and yes, get more guns. The more people we can save altogether the better. Raid some stores for more guns/ammo/blunt objects. Once we know we have enough weapons we gather food. After we have food, weapons and plenty of ammo, we head out to the least densely populated area possible. Hordes of zombies will be in major cities, suburbs, etc. so we need to hide out in near small towns, but not in them. If we wait it out we can possibly survive, but anything getting in our way gets blown away.

#23 Posted 11 months ago

Ronny070

Pretty much what the article said, scavenge some food and raid a nearby gun shop, also any police corpse has a gun and a nightstick, find machetes if possible and hide in either the mountains or a small island through a boat, and hope for the best.

#24 Posted 11 months ago

SonicShot1

Become infected so if they find a cure il be fine if not were all dead anyway.

#25 Posted 11 months ago | + 1 Funny

Chad

SabakuNoChad

Take an airplane to an island.

Zombies can't swim.

#26 Posted 11 months ago | + 0 Lame

TheJazzzMan

Some can walk the ocean floor.

#1 Posted 11 months ago

DocterMarvel

Get a small group together and get supplies, then get a house boat on a great lake. That way you can fish, and swim away if necessary to get to land for more supplies. And if you cant do that, go to a light house, that way there's only one way in to defend.

#27 Posted 11 months ago

Chris

CAST & CREW

A hose boat on a lake seems like a pretty good idea, if you can find a house boat that is.

#1 Posted 11 months ago

DocterMarvel

Someone probably sells them somewhere, or you just get a canoe haha

#2 Posted 11 months ago

IllanaBehir

Everyone has some basic plan on it but they never mention the pets. What would you do about them?
I used spoiler to try to receive an objective opinion from anyone who might decide to respond to this.

My basic plan is to get a large knife or machete along basic supplies and living as long as I can in the woods or outskirts of a town. As for pets I'd try to keep them alive as long as possible but if something happens where I'd have to abandon them I might decide to kill them instead of leaving them to be torn apart. It'd probably be one of the hardest things I'd ever have to do.

#28 Posted 11 months ago | + 1 Ditto

destro112

Sponsor

I live in the California bay area so I would go to Alcatraz and hold up there. Melee weapons include a short sword, axe and hatchet. plus a bunch of guns and ammo. If you need supplies you can take a small boat to either shore and get what you need

#29 Posted 11 months ago

hydra38811

Sponsor

I'm working on my zombie plan now. I found some great instructional material.

#30 Posted 11 months ago

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