We shall high five. It shall be legendary. Stories will be written about the majesty of it, and those stories will be told for years to come, inspiring artists, musicians, world leaders, and ladies. These epic tales will eventually be lost to time, only to be rediscovered centuries later and hailed as sacred text, leading a new people into a golden age of peace and prosperity.
Trying to think of witty things to say that would make you nervous, but.. I don't know, just watch Airplane, and call everyone Shirley, and try bringing a blowup doll aboard. Also, speak Jive.
Post edited 6/12/12 6:30PM
Or, I mean, it could just be a high five.
LO CRASHES!!
Your body is too valuable for the black market.