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I need my own columnHow to talk to girls and what to buy them: Advice from a member of the scarier sex.
by Juls

The title of the first article: That's really tacky - please don't buy it for her.
1 year ago  |  Comments (14)  |  + 27 Cool
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SuburbanFire FinnDagger
Could there be a more helpful column? I think not. On behalf of men, thank you for this
#1  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 1 Ditto
Juls Count Down
I would need people to actually submit questions since it is technically an advice column. And people must be prepared for the answer of "bitch is crazy, stay away."
#1  Posted 1 year ago
SuburbanFire FinnDagger
Okay, I'll let you know once I have a question in mind
#2  Posted 1 year ago
Devon Sponsor
I fully support this. For infoz and for the lulz.
#2  Posted 1 year ago
What do you mean buying my girlfriend a range of fake moustaches is tacky! HOW DARE YOU MADAM! =D
#3  Posted 1 year ago
Juls Count Down
Actually no, that is an awesome gift.
#1  Posted 1 year ago
#2  Posted 1 year ago
rupertjeff Sponsor
Well, sounds to me like you have content for journal entries! I agree with @SuburbanFire. Do this.

Also, the answer might always be "Bitch is crazy, stay away." But it's also possible that "Dude, you're a fucking lugnut, die in a fire." is the correct answer. Guys can be just as absurd and insane as women.

Sorry to all you Internet guys who think only women are crazy. Didn't mean to ruin that for you.
#4  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 5 Ditto
rupertjeff Sponsor
I'd like for you to do this because not only are you unafraid to post your opinion, but your opinion is very regularly rational, thought out, and, in my humble opinion, RIGHT.
#1  Posted 1 year ago
bdoomed Moose
I'll write a counter article:
Girls don't talk to me and why can't I just give them flowers and chocolate: Advice from a member of the idiot male hoard.
by Brian

The title of the first article: I don't know what is and is not tacky - can't I just buy you flowers?

The second article would be an investigative piece on what women consider tacky, and why. It will be titled; So apparently this is what tacky is.
#5  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 1 Cool
#6  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 1 Ditto
gregory super secret
I'm going to write a counter-counter article called:
Guess who we understand? Not each other, probably!
by Gregory

The title of the first article will be: If you can't tell the difference between me being nice and me flirting, chances are I can't tell with you, either, and we're just going to have to hope one of us takes the initiative before the allure fizzles out and we miss it completely.

The second article will be called: You not understanding why I like dinosaurs for no clear reason is exactly the same as me not understanding why you don't like dinosaurs for and clear reason
#7  Posted 1 year ago
gregory super secret
The third article will be a written apology to the printers for making them use ridiculous amounts of ink printing the unnecessarily long titles of my articles.
#1  Posted 1 year ago
Linh has an image in Top Posts today that clears up a lot of the misunderstandings about how to communicate with women. Men, too........
#8  Posted 1 year ago
Juls Count Down
Um no, I love Linh dearly but what she posted are the stereotypes we tell ourselves so we can laugh at the opposite sex and feel superior. But from looking at what she posted it's more the stereotypes women propagate to put other women down and make themselves look better while pandering to the...
#1  Posted 1 year ago
Linh Invisible
my image was a joke not to be taken seriously at all
#2  Posted 1 year ago
Newbs RoosterSpeak
Go on...
#9  Posted 1 year ago
Dopp Go Away
...I think she's talking to you.
#1  Posted 1 year ago
Newbs RoosterSpeak

#2  Posted 1 year ago
Dopp Go Away
I don't read, but I would watch the shit out of the movie when it comes out.

but I'd totally read it
#10  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 1 Funny
Myshu chupariffic
Real men don't read advice columns.
#1  Posted 1 year ago
Barbara Cast & Crew
Ok, what did Steven do this time?
#11  Posted 1 year ago  |  + 2 Funny
Juls Count Down
Nothing. This stems from always having to give relationship advice to friends
#1  Posted 1 year ago
Linh Invisible
i'm commenting first before reading other people's comment

Two words: FUCK YES!
#12  Posted 1 year ago
DiMono Site Admin
Steven's in trouble, isn't he?
#13  Posted 1 year ago
Juls Count Down
No. Actually this stemmed from me recently giving advice to a guy friend about a girl he was in to. I tend to end up giving a lot of relationship advice for some reason.
#1  Posted 1 year ago
For all the men out there, I'm sure they'd appreciate the help. It's always better than the crap they get from magazines.
#14  Posted 1 year ago
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