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I need my own columnHow to talk to girls and what to buy them: Advice from a member of the scarier sex.
by Juls

The title of the first article: That's really tacky - please don't buy it for her.
2 years ago  |  Comments (14)  |  + 27 Cool
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SuburbanFire FinnDagger
Could there be a more helpful column? I think not. On behalf of men, thank you for this
#1  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
Juls Count Down
I would need people to actually submit questions since it is technically an advice column. And people must be prepared for the answer of "bitch is crazy, stay away."
#1  Posted 2 years ago
SuburbanFire FinnDagger
Okay, I'll let you know once I have a question in mind
#2  Posted 2 years ago
Devon Sponsor
I fully support this. For infoz and for the lulz.
#2  Posted 2 years ago
DaveJ
What do you mean buying my girlfriend a range of fake moustaches is tacky! HOW DARE YOU MADAM! =D
#3  Posted 2 years ago
Juls Count Down
Actually no, that is an awesome gift.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Agreed!
#2  Posted 2 years ago
rupertjeff Sponsor
Well, sounds to me like you have content for journal entries! I agree with @SuburbanFire. Do this.

Also, the answer might always be "Bitch is crazy, stay away." But it's also possible that "Dude, you're a fucking lugnut, die in a fire." is the correct answer. Guys can be just as absurd and insane as women.

Sorry to all you Internet guys who think only women are crazy. Didn't mean to ruin that for you.
#4  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 5 Ditto
rupertjeff Sponsor
I'd like for you to do this because not only are you unafraid to post your opinion, but your opinion is very regularly rational, thought out, and, in my humble opinion, RIGHT.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
bdoomed Moose
I'll write a counter article:
Girls don't talk to me and why can't I just give them flowers and chocolate: Advice from a member of the idiot male hoard.
by Brian

The title of the first article: I don't know what is and is not tacky - can't I just buy you flowers?

The second article would be an investigative piece on what women consider tacky, and why. It will be titled; So apparently this is what tacky is.
#5  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Cool
Schraver RoosterSpeak
I KEEP TRYING TO FIND YOUR COLUMN IN THE WALL STREET JOURNAL BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVEN'T HERD OF THE BEST IDEA EVER YET!!!
#6  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Ditto
gregory super secret
I'm going to write a counter-counter article called:
Guess who we understand? Not each other, probably!
by Gregory

The title of the first article will be: If you can't tell the difference between me being nice and me flirting, chances are I can't tell with you, either, and we're just going to have to hope one of us takes the initiative before the allure fizzles out and we miss it completely.

The second article will be called: You not understanding why I like dinosaurs for no clear reason is exactly the same as me not understanding why you don't like dinosaurs for and clear reason
#7  Posted 2 years ago
gregory super secret
The third article will be a written apology to the printers for making them use ridiculous amounts of ink printing the unnecessarily long titles of my articles.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
raz0rblade
Linh has an image in Top Posts today that clears up a lot of the misunderstandings about how to communicate with women. Men, too........
#8  Posted 2 years ago
Juls Count Down
Um no, I love Linh dearly but what she posted are the stereotypes we tell ourselves so we can laugh at the opposite sex and feel superior. But from looking at what she posted it's more the stereotypes women propagate to put other women down and make themselves look better while pandering to the...
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Linh PayItForward
my image was a joke not to be taken seriously at all
#2  Posted 2 years ago
Newbs RoosterSpeak
Go on...
#9  Posted 2 years ago
Dopp drunksox
...I think she's talking to you.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Newbs RoosterSpeak
>.>

<.<
#2  Posted 2 years ago
Dopp drunksox
I don't read, but I would watch the shit out of the movie when it comes out.

but I'd totally read it
#10  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
Myshu chupariffic
Real men don't read advice columns.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Barbara Cast & Crew
Ok, what did Steven do this time?
#11  Posted 2 years ago  |  + 2 Funny
Juls Count Down
Nothing. This stems from always having to give relationship advice to friends
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Linh PayItForward
i'm commenting first before reading other people's comment

Two words: FUCK YES!
#12  Posted 2 years ago
DiMono Site Admin
Steven's in trouble, isn't he?
#13  Posted 2 years ago
Juls Count Down
No. Actually this stemmed from me recently giving advice to a guy friend about a girl he was in to. I tend to end up giving a lot of relationship advice for some reason.
#1  Posted 2 years ago
Suto_Griff
For all the men out there, I'm sure they'd appreciate the help. It's always better than the crap they get from magazines.
#14  Posted 2 years ago
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