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8 months ago | Comments (69) | + 269 Funny

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Kikyobutt

Stachetastic

What did Seattle do to you?

#1 Posted 8 months ago | + 6 Funny

JoshuaJuarez

Space Needle is Huge and this is why joel wants to fight needles scare Joel and make him dizzy

#4 Posted 8 months ago

Volkovoi

If you dont live there and you go there then you will want to leave there... Its a process.

#5 Posted 7 months ago

bi_pagan

SHARKNADO

I got $50 on Joel!

#2 Posted 8 months ago | + 6 Funny

Animagi

Sponsor

If it involves betting and Joel prepare to lose tokens. ;)

#1 Posted 8 months ago

FlyinPiggie

And then the city transforms into a GIANT ROBOT!

#3 Posted 8 months ago

captainron

its like metroplex yet more hipster

#1 Posted 8 months ago

Rascythe

#4 Posted 8 months ago | + 20 Funny

AH_Lakota

12 septims on the blue one

#5 Posted 8 months ago | + 4 Funny

kindue93

Watch out; Seattle's got a mean left hook.

#6 Posted 8 months ago | + 0 Funny

VanWeinball

Von Hueston

And you will win, too.

P.S. Sweet lasagna profile picture

#7 Posted 8 months ago | + 1 Ditto

bmurray2250

WarTrap

Is weather cool, overcast and raining?

#8 Posted 8 months ago

FriscoFlame

Nutt Marker

Can Seattle fight a squirrel?

#9 Posted 8 months ago | + 1 Zing!

suppi

Omega

Quick, Seattle! Throw Gold at him as a distraction!

#10 Posted 8 months ago | + 1 Funny

suppi

Omega

#4 Posted 8 months ago

bi_pagan

SHARKNADO

Mmm yes. Mood music.

#5 Posted 8 months ago

BenchMark

Podcaster

Seattle might win. Unless Joel has gold.

#11 Posted 8 months ago

AgentTank

#12 Posted 8 months ago | - 2 Noob

jeffstack

Sponsor

bring it joel! we'll throw our hipster might at your face!

#13 Posted 8 months ago | + 1 Funny

pbaseball

Dude, Portland has hipster might. Seattle has awkward silence.

#3 Posted 8 months ago

jeffstack

Sponsor

how about homeless might? you know the closer you get to seattle the harder it is to tell the difference between hipster and homeless

#4 Posted 8 months ago

niriall

NOT ADORABLE

Im commenting on this journal because @suppi_chan and @bi_pagan both said they commented over skype, and I decided that I didnt want to be left out.

#14 Posted 8 months ago | + 2 Funny

Leaf

RTXcited

I bet this has never happened to him before. He swears.

#3 Posted 8 months ago

bi_pagan

SHARKNADO

But it happens to lots of guys! All the time! For serious!

#4 Posted 8 months ago

Leaf

RTXcited

But Joel, what about the senoritas?!

#15 Posted 8 months ago | + 4 Funny

bi_pagan

SHARKNADO

Vamanos!

#1 Posted 8 months ago

TPro

Tyler

I don't want to fight... I brought booze.

#16 Posted 8 months ago

pbaseball

As a Seattle Resident I'd just like to say welcome, and please, get the fuck out. . .

#17 Posted 8 months ago | + 3 Funny

Ember

FoxGirl

(In Jack's voice) In one corner, we have the Incredibly Drunk Jooooooeeeel Heyman!!!
In the other corner, the Overly Caffeinated Seeeeattllllle!!!

FIGHT!

#18 Posted 8 months ago | + 5 Funny

Gmz1023

I advice against this, Joel. You're not Burnie.

#19 Posted 8 months ago

KeithWhite

Seattle is going to get owned!!!

#20 Posted 8 months ago | + 2 Ditto

mrsuperfunk

Sponsor

bring it on Joel. we will throw fish at you

#21 Posted 8 months ago | + 3 Funny

Bravo0777

Bring it! We're ready for ya!

#22 Posted 8 months ago

CrimsonZeke

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! kiss kiss

#23 Posted 8 months ago | + 7 Funny

ragingterror

Forum Mod

I think I speak for everyone here from the Portland area when I say: WE WILL JOIN YOU

You have our bows
...and our hipsters
...and our beer

#24 Posted 8 months ago | + 3 Funny

Dwarrior1214

I have my money on Joel... just wish I knew why he's fighting Seattle.

#25 Posted 8 months ago

ragingterror

FORUM MOD

PAX

Trust me, that's all you need to know.

#1 Posted 8 months ago

Dwarrior1214

Ok then, time to go to youtube...

#2 Posted 8 months ago

Grave_Chapel

Chaotic Neut

Joel. Evil Seattle. Fight.

#26 Posted 8 months ago

breydus

Borscht

I just picture Joel with a nearly empty bottle labeled "XXX", shaking his fist at the Space Needle. Or both of them, if he's really had a good time.

#27 Posted 8 months ago

bi_pagan

SHARKNADO

NOW KISS!

#28 Posted 8 months ago

colinM

Sponsor

Hmm
My bets or on either the tacos, traffic, or least likely the raiders losing.

#29 Posted 8 months ago | + 1 Funny

ilikeme101

Analog Man

Seattle fights dirty, he'll throw Seattle's Best coffe in your face then stab you with the space needle!

#30 Posted 8 months ago | + 1 Funny

kingluke663

Seattles best isnt from seattle starbucks is....its stupid but true....also costco microsoft and boeing are from washington

#1 Posted 8 months ago

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